Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77458 Haiku later...

crimson hexagon
so unlikely to be seen
Borges died sightless
Haiku # 19479, April 3, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by the Teach
Fresh Guacamole
Is what I am coughing up
It's bloody, nasty.
Haiku # 19478, April 3, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Saint
I had a big talk
with someone who believed in
logic, you know me...

I argued till I
was blue, and she did too and
we both felt good!? Why?
Haiku # 19477, April 3, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, we had the old
ice season here, but all is
gone. Well, it's junk fish...
Haiku # 19476, April 3, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Moxie
damn skate bit my thumb!
first time a fish bit me back
little razor teeth
Haiku # 19475, April 3, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by ap - fishing off the coast
a simple circle
holds Borges' library
if pi is random
Haiku # 19474, April 3, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by scott
once upon a time
I romped through the daffodils
plucked a sweet daisy
Haiku # 19473, April 3, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Fitz
Gatsby loved Daisy
true romantic tragedy
fundamental err
Haiku # 19472, April 3, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by the Teach
Hank Hannegraf in
Orange County of all worlds...
fundamental erm...

Well, they fight each one
to be the one "true" church, is
this Highlander or...

Haiku # 19471, April 3, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm one of those folks
who, went public when all I
wanted to do was, fish

Haiku # 19470, April 3, 2002 10:02 am ET
by Moxie
it's gotten so it's
a metaphor and not literal...
that inner feeling?

my confidence is up so, don't worry
I am human
Haiku # 19469, April 3, 2002 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
legend you are mox,
but myth not, stop threatening
us with suicide!
Haiku # 19468, April 3, 2002 5:34 am ET
by k of to m,o,x,i,e...get over yourself!
upon reflection
my medusa underwear
makes my snake go hard
Haiku # 19467, April 3, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash
ignore the critics
give 'em poetry moxie
it's okay by me
Haiku # 19466, April 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by ash
hee! that was quite good
too bad I can't top that now
(quite satisfying)
Haiku # 19465, April 2, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by me again...night Scott
medusa's lovers
had no need for viagra
one look, they'd be stiff
Haiku # 19464, April 2, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by scott (excuse me, myth)
...now that Medusa
there was one gal who was known
turned many a head
Haiku # 19463, April 2, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by p, n, l, o, p
h, a, i, k, u
are very often left out
but not b, a, d
Haiku # 19462, April 2, 2002 7:32 pm ET
by s, c, o, t, t
p, n, l, o, p
doesn't feel left out at all
but thanx for asking
Haiku # 19461, April 2, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by yeah, it's me
if she is k hen
do j, l, m, n, o, p
feel left out at all?
Haiku # 19460, April 2, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mox
actually then
the real foe is self, and that
is the one who votes

the trigger, or the final step off the precepice
Haiku # 19459, April 2, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by Xie
other people are
the ultimate enemy
in finding yourself
Haiku # 19458, April 2, 2002 6:00 pm ET
by oxie
I sit back wonder
...ing...if anyone will let
one express themselves

or this culture of competition
is the prevailing superstition
Haiku # 19457, April 2, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by Mox
the ultimate risk
is to do something others
disaprove of then

a suicide is
basically an escape from
rejection, to self
Haiku # 19456, April 2, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, check a boring
life, situated in a
place, where, i wish I

was alone
Haiku # 19455, April 2, 2002 5:57 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie, you submit
your email. You've broken the
speed of the sound of

lonliness
Haiku # 19454, April 2, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by k of credit to nancy griffith
scott, i'll buy your used
toilet brush, there's a few things
in here need cleaning
Haiku # 19453, April 2, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by k
*knees-es*
Haiku # 19452, April 2, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by the Teach...sorry (long day)
nasal spray from sneeze
goes where ever it pleases
kids rub on knee-es
Haiku # 19451, April 2, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by the Teach
Rectal spray glistens
On the floor where it landed
Should I wipe it up?
Haiku # 19450, April 2, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Drophammer
the word with is small
but it joins all together
to make the count right
Haiku # 19449, April 2, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within You
bad man dances past
washing the glass my ass
nice form, but bad ass
Haiku # 19448, April 2, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Sango Orangutango of Within Myself
sometimes Mox does shock
he really can be brilliant
maybe J's jealous
Haiku # 19447, April 2, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jeremy...what is your problem with me?

themadtaer@hotmail.com
Haiku # 19446, April 2, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by Moxie
the truth is in the
dust, all we do on line is
scrawl, grand grafitti
Haiku # 19445, April 2, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Mox
if it keeps the peace
then let them close the doors for
another openms
Haiku # 19444, April 2, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by Mox
do him and us a
favor Janis, make moxie
famous and ban him

the only one to be thus honored
pleeeeeese
Haiku # 19443, April 2, 2002 1:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It seems to work for
The pages fill with moxies
Crappy sick whining
Haiku # 19442, April 2, 2002 1:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i have said earlier

The moxie credo:
Haiku # 19441, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
caught in reverie
offered penny for my thoughts
...holding out for more
Haiku # 19440, April 2, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by Boston gal
yes, Janis, I wish
I were more into the "groove"
here, I like many

of the poems that
were written when I was not
around...that was zen
Haiku # 19439, April 2, 2002 11:44 am ET
by Moxie
wish they'd hurry up
and legalize ganji so
I can understand

where you people who
do benefit me, come from
somewhere West Coast?
Haiku # 19438, April 2, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
oh, we're behaving -
moxie, and the rest of us -
just as you'd expect
Haiku # 19436, April 2, 2002 11:34 am ET
by scott
Haven't been 'round much
Are all you guys behaving?
Or is it chaos?
Haiku # 19435, April 2, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Janis
The fluorescent glow
Helps the seedling tomatoes
In the early spring
Haiku # 19434, April 2, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Janis
What isn't good is
when the fight takes over and
stoicness ceases...
Haiku # 19433, April 2, 2002 9:47 am ET
by Moxie
It's so nice to see
That some things just don't change here,
Like the twat quota.
Haiku # 19432, April 2, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19431, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19430, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19429, April 1, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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