Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Betty LeBomb? off
to Thailand? are you on the
next Survivor? cool!
Haiku # 19512, April 5, 2002 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have just one wish
Masturbate with jellyfish
Ow! My penis hurts
Haiku # 19511, April 5, 2002 12:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life is a dead end
First of all I'm not your friend
Misfit bug-eyed men
Haiku # 19510, April 5, 2002 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Argh! The SALT II talks
The president plays with blocks
Mmm, feces salad
Haiku # 19509, April 5, 2002 12:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I must run away
I forgot to shave today
Call me scrotum cheeks
Haiku # 19508, April 5, 2002 12:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Racial harmony
Ebony and Ivory
God the 80s sucked
Haiku # 19507, April 5, 2002 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Poisoned Kool-Aid's sweet
Naked bodies line the street
Tap dance on raw meat
Haiku # 19506, April 5, 2002 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Running to the john
A force is building within
Watch me shit out corn
Haiku # 19505, April 5, 2002 12:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stations of the cross
tune to another pogrom
history repeats
Haiku # 19504, April 4, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by ash
tree huggers, indeed
they are hypocrites, condemned
to hell are they all.
Haiku # 19503, April 4, 2002 8:25 pm ET
by Celeste Rockafeller
cat craps in his box
colorful still smells alot
red, orange and blue
Haiku # 19502, April 4, 2002 7:01 pm ET
by shoulda hidden that ribbon betah
douching my box is
happy death to uniface
bye bye uniface
Haiku # 19501, April 4, 2002 6:54 pm ET
by Pope Sue the Corrupt
tasty iced latte
beautiful spring afternoon
why am i working?
Haiku # 19500, April 4, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Queen Maureen
I sit flapping hands
in my anticipation--
off to Thai I fly!!!
Haiku # 19499, April 4, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With youthful mistake
one year was wasted scraping
Texas off my boot
Haiku # 19498, April 4, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Colorado Springs
been invited for a trip
swimsuit and/or skis?
Haiku # 19497, April 4, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Boston gal
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19496, April 4, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do texans think big?
the hats, the cows, the suburbs
where's my wide open?

(asking for it with this one!)
Haiku # 19495, April 4, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by Moxie
a wise man once said
do not sweat the petty stuff,
pet the sweaty stuff
Haiku # 19494, April 4, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by mike of hou,tx.
They know not what they
do, just, do it, reacting...
As man has for years
Haiku # 19492, April 4, 2002 10:14 am ET
by Moxie
Isreal is ugly
based on belief and horror
no logic, no peace
Haiku # 19491, April 4, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Moxie
scott...your quest to find
a toilet brush buyer is
flawed, but best of luck!
Haiku # 19489, April 4, 2002 4:33 am ET
by steve
never thought I would
become a hater of the
jewish people but.......
Haiku # 19488, April 4, 2002 2:13 am ET
by moxie
struggling not to pick
sides in the real world, nazis
reborn in israel
Haiku # 19487, April 4, 2002 2:09 am ET
by you folks are so shallow you are transparent
struggling to see
ash in his medusa pants
counting pubic hairs
Haiku # 19486, April 3, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by A. Musing
every so often
i'm faced with a dilemma
no one's faced before

i may have a date
with a toilet brush buyer...
think she must be nuts
Haiku # 19485, April 3, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by scott
incorrect counting
reveals my advancing years
as cognition fails
Haiku # 19484, April 3, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by ash
coarse eyebrow hairs
reveal my advancing age
and grey pubic ones
Haiku # 19483, April 3, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by ash
because god loved me
he took me up to heaven
by crashing my plane
Haiku # 19482, April 3, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by dearly departed (he didn't care much for the other passengers, though)
because you were both idiots?
Haiku # 19481, April 3, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why must you die?
the light is pleasant and bright
don't go to the night
Haiku # 19480, April 3, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by primadonna
crimson hexagon
so unlikely to be seen
Borges died sightless
Haiku # 19479, April 3, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by the Teach
Fresh Guacamole
Is what I am coughing up
It's bloody, nasty.
Haiku # 19478, April 3, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Saint
I had a big talk
with someone who believed in
logic, you know me...

I argued till I
was blue, and she did too and
we both felt good!? Why?
Haiku # 19477, April 3, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, we had the old
ice season here, but all is
gone. Well, it's junk fish...
Haiku # 19476, April 3, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Moxie
damn skate bit my thumb!
first time a fish bit me back
little razor teeth
Haiku # 19475, April 3, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by ap - fishing off the coast
a simple circle
holds Borges' library
if pi is random
Haiku # 19474, April 3, 2002 1:59 pm ET
by scott
once upon a time
I romped through the daffodils
plucked a sweet daisy
Haiku # 19473, April 3, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Fitz
Gatsby loved Daisy
true romantic tragedy
fundamental err
Haiku # 19472, April 3, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by the Teach
Hank Hannegraf in
Orange County of all worlds...
fundamental erm...

Well, they fight each one
to be the one "true" church, is
this Highlander or...

Haiku # 19471, April 3, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
I'm one of those folks
who, went public when all I
wanted to do was, fish

Haiku # 19470, April 3, 2002 10:02 am ET
by Moxie
it's gotten so it's
a metaphor and not literal...
that inner feeling?

my confidence is up so, don't worry
I am human
Haiku # 19469, April 3, 2002 9:49 am ET
by Moxie
legend you are mox,
but myth not, stop threatening
us with suicide!
Haiku # 19468, April 3, 2002 5:34 am ET
by k of to m,o,x,i,e...get over yourself!
upon reflection
my medusa underwear
makes my snake go hard
Haiku # 19467, April 3, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash
ignore the critics
give 'em poetry moxie
it's okay by me
Haiku # 19466, April 3, 2002 2:57 am ET
by ash
hee! that was quite good
too bad I can't top that now
(quite satisfying)
Haiku # 19465, April 2, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by me again...night Scott
medusa's lovers
had no need for viagra
one look, they'd be stiff
Haiku # 19464, April 2, 2002 8:20 pm ET
by scott (excuse me, myth)
...now that Medusa
there was one gal who was known
turned many a head
Haiku # 19463, April 2, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by p, n, l, o, p
h, a, i, k, u
are very often left out
but not b, a, d
Haiku # 19462, April 2, 2002 7:32 pm ET
by s, c, o, t, t
p, n, l, o, p
doesn't feel left out at all
but thanx for asking
Haiku # 19461, April 2, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by yeah, it's me
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