Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

whirl beyond o fool
i've cut you loose and for good
your voice isn't mine
Haiku # 18630, February 18, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
dude's a slow tangle
and baby's a bag of snakes
storms come, shake the trees

Haiku # 18629, February 18, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
Absolute ZERO
stands center in number line
without REAL value
Haiku # 18628, February 18, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Happiness, said John,
is a warm gun. My finger
on your trigger is ...
Haiku # 18627, February 18, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
forget the rest ash
congratulations are due
just swell for your wife
Haiku # 18626, February 18, 2002 11:09 am ET
by mellie
broken sleep on call
and another baby due
rest is history
Haiku # 18625, February 18, 2002 8:19 am ET
by ash
circling like a shark
old apetite and dead eyes
showing all your teeth

goddamn what a drag
just say something obvious
make a soothing sound

Haiku # 18624, February 18, 2002 1:50 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
handguns are sexy
say i had you in my sights
and then slowly squeezed
Haiku # 18623, February 18, 2002 1:43 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
knowing what to do
in case of emergency
is overrated
Haiku # 18622, February 18, 2002 1:42 am ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
man at the concert
has a large nosering, he seems
like one easily led.
Haiku # 18621, February 17, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by k
houston is just like
cleveland but with the color
removed, bush's home......
Haiku # 18620, February 17, 2002 9:31 pm ET
by k
In darkended dreams
I drank modern grapes of wrath
reaping bitter wine

flushed with cache, well no,
but when forms fail me and don't
work, it's frustrating.
Haiku # 18619, February 17, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by k of to ash...ram...
bad cache it turns out
but it took a hell of a
lot of refreshing
Haiku # 18618, February 17, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by k of I've been refreshing the cache for days and it wouldn't work, so IE is screwed, what else is new
your computersh drunk
in cache you hadn't notished
it needsh to be purged
Haiku # 18617, February 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ash................. oh! k
blank
Haiku # 18616, February 17, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
JANIS! Scott and I
are having a debate on
whether or not your

submit form is now
officially up on your
site again. In my

case, it's not and I'm
using a saved form to post
so is my cache screwed?

or what?
Haiku # 18614, February 17, 2002 7:38 am ET
by K
hey janis your
cousin got a goal tonight
she won most draws too
Haiku # 18613, February 17, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brittany:
Golden
Nipples
Haiku # 18612, February 16, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
horny teenagers
pissed off by "In the Bedroom"
sorry kids, no tits
Haiku # 18611, February 16, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by scott (brilliant film)
watching bad tv
beats watching fast paced movies
made by Hollyweird
Haiku # 18610, February 16, 2002 4:54 am ET
by k
That certain baddness
Oh, it remains elusive
On some poem days
Haiku # 18609, February 15, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Janis
now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much
Haiku # 18608, February 15, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by rainy days will seem different from now on
billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths

tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light
Haiku # 18607, February 15, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild
Haiku # 18606, February 15, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by scott
no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy
Haiku # 18605, February 15, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously
Haiku # 18604, February 15, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus
Haiku # 18603, February 15, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku

Haiku # 18602, February 15, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by not really but thanks for trying
My cult-ish leader
Very anxious to clone me
Should I disown me?

(is that what you meant?)
Haiku # 18601, February 15, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Janis
tantric,
buddhist,
fuckers!
Haiku # 18600, February 15, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by pigdog :)
my cult leader
wants to clone me! should I
disown me?
Haiku # 18599, February 15, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Try 575ing this janis or anyone
capitalism,
individuality,
cannibalism.
Haiku # 18598, February 15, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Janis
Ban electric chairs!!!
more sensible slow-cooking
crock-pot solution
Haiku # 18597, February 15, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee-cup tumor
swells and fills up to the brim
put that lid on tight!
Haiku # 18596, February 15, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Up and down I bounce
waving my half-Chevy flag
I love sports, and Coke
Haiku # 18595, February 15, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Olympics:
Couch-potato
Heaven.
Haiku # 18594, February 15, 2002 3:07 am ET
by Zeus
California:
Privatisation
Hydro-Electrocution.
Haiku # 18593, February 15, 2002 3:05 am ET
by pigdog
Moxie:
Human
Gerbil?
Haiku # 18592, February 15, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Thanks for reminding me
suicide aside
the rest was purely pleasure
turning inside out
Haiku # 18591, February 14, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap
so where is moxie?
chaos is so essential
to any system.
Haiku # 18590, February 14, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by ap
california
telecommunications
illumination
Haiku # 18589, February 14, 2002 7:18 pm ET
by ap - There's better out there. who's next?
okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.
Haiku # 18588, February 14, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by sheena
inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate
Haiku # 18587, February 14, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scott (don't worry, janis, i'm harmless)
shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
(oh no, Mister Bill wrote that one before.
the bard wrote love sonnets without much pay -
although perhaps they helped the dude to score)
Haiku # 18586, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #1)
cupid struck me with a poison arrow
i'm cursed to love someone who doesn't care
a sweet venom courses through my marrow
(it could be sucked out, but i won't go there)
Haiku # 18585, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #2)
janis: this is a bad sonnet, it's true
will you forgive me on saint valentine's?
my love for you is too grand for haiku
all i can do is drink and stretch my rhymes
Haiku # 18584, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #3)
with tongue in cheek, i hope you hear this plea:
iambic yours for all eternity
Haiku # 18583, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #4)
Elvis:
grandiosity
template?
Haiku # 18582, February 14, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by Nick Numb
I think that's my first
3 word compliant haiku
I challenge you all!
Haiku # 18581, February 14, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Janis
curiosity:
irresponsibility
accelerator.
Haiku # 18580, February 14, 2002 3:58 pm ET
by Janis
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