Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

In darkended dreams
I drank modern grapes of wrath
reaping bitter wine

flushed with cache, well no,
but when forms fail me and don't
work, it's frustrating.
Haiku # 18619, February 17, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by k of to ash...ram...
bad cache it turns out
but it took a hell of a
lot of refreshing
Haiku # 18618, February 17, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by k of I've been refreshing the cache for days and it wouldn't work, so IE is screwed, what else is new
your computersh drunk
in cache you hadn't notished
it needsh to be purged
Haiku # 18617, February 17, 2002 8:37 pm ET
by ash................. oh! k
blank
Haiku # 18616, February 17, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
JANIS! Scott and I
are having a debate on
whether or not your

submit form is now
officially up on your
site again. In my

case, it's not and I'm
using a saved form to post
so is my cache screwed?

or what?
Haiku # 18614, February 17, 2002 7:38 am ET
by K
hey janis your
cousin got a goal tonight
she won most draws too
Haiku # 18613, February 17, 2002 1:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brittany:
Golden
Nipples
Haiku # 18612, February 16, 2002 5:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
horny teenagers
pissed off by "In the Bedroom"
sorry kids, no tits
Haiku # 18611, February 16, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by scott (brilliant film)
watching bad tv
beats watching fast paced movies
made by Hollyweird
Haiku # 18610, February 16, 2002 4:54 am ET
by k
That certain baddness
Oh, it remains elusive
On some poem days
Haiku # 18609, February 15, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by Janis
now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much
Haiku # 18608, February 15, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by rainy days will seem different from now on
billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths

tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light
Haiku # 18607, February 15, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild
Haiku # 18606, February 15, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by scott
no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy
Haiku # 18605, February 15, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously
Haiku # 18604, February 15, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus
Haiku # 18603, February 15, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Chip The Giant Maggot
It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku

Haiku # 18602, February 15, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by not really but thanks for trying
My cult-ish leader
Very anxious to clone me
Should I disown me?

(is that what you meant?)
Haiku # 18601, February 15, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by Janis
tantric,
buddhist,
fuckers!
Haiku # 18600, February 15, 2002 3:33 pm ET
by pigdog :)
my cult leader
wants to clone me! should I
disown me?
Haiku # 18599, February 15, 2002 2:57 pm ET
by Try 575ing this janis or anyone
capitalism,
individuality,
cannibalism.
Haiku # 18598, February 15, 2002 1:38 pm ET
by Janis
Ban electric chairs!!!
more sensible slow-cooking
crock-pot solution
Haiku # 18597, February 15, 2002 9:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee-cup tumor
swells and fills up to the brim
put that lid on tight!
Haiku # 18596, February 15, 2002 9:33 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Up and down I bounce
waving my half-Chevy flag
I love sports, and Coke
Haiku # 18595, February 15, 2002 9:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Olympics:
Couch-potato
Heaven.
Haiku # 18594, February 15, 2002 3:07 am ET
by Zeus
California:
Privatisation
Hydro-Electrocution.
Haiku # 18593, February 15, 2002 3:05 am ET
by pigdog
Moxie:
Human
Gerbil?
Haiku # 18592, February 15, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Thanks for reminding me
suicide aside
the rest was purely pleasure
turning inside out
Haiku # 18591, February 14, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap
so where is moxie?
chaos is so essential
to any system.
Haiku # 18590, February 14, 2002 7:21 pm ET
by ap
california
telecommunications
illumination
Haiku # 18589, February 14, 2002 7:18 pm ET
by ap - There's better out there. who's next?
okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.
Haiku # 18588, February 14, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by sheena
inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate
Haiku # 18587, February 14, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by scott (don't worry, janis, i'm harmless)
shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
(oh no, Mister Bill wrote that one before.
the bard wrote love sonnets without much pay -
although perhaps they helped the dude to score)
Haiku # 18586, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #1)
cupid struck me with a poison arrow
i'm cursed to love someone who doesn't care
a sweet venom courses through my marrow
(it could be sucked out, but i won't go there)
Haiku # 18585, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #2)
janis: this is a bad sonnet, it's true
will you forgive me on saint valentine's?
my love for you is too grand for haiku
all i can do is drink and stretch my rhymes
Haiku # 18584, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #3)
with tongue in cheek, i hope you hear this plea:
iambic yours for all eternity
Haiku # 18583, February 14, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by scott (part #4)
Elvis:
grandiosity
template?
Haiku # 18582, February 14, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by Nick Numb
I think that's my first
3 word compliant haiku
I challenge you all!
Haiku # 18581, February 14, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Janis
curiosity:
irresponsibility
accelerator.
Haiku # 18580, February 14, 2002 3:58 pm ET
by Janis
.....well, well, now they can
clone pussies....trying hard to think
of something witty......
Haiku # 18579, February 14, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by dinky sweat.....
my winter event
"the lounge" reclining, no race
canadian sport
Haiku # 18578, February 13, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by ap
janis your cousin
made that last goal happen,
oh-oh fight! fight!
Haiku # 18577, February 13, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
did you see the dutch
speedskater with the stiffy?
cost him a false start.

too much movement
at the start of that race, plus
one eagle-eyed judge
Haiku # 18576, February 13, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by oohhh speaking of sex in the Olympics
I hear one luge
person calls her sled the
"sybian", good vibes?

Bumpy ride must be
as good as knobby tires
on a mountain bike
Haiku # 18575, February 13, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by oohhh no wonder they are smiling
Yeah! Janis it's on
here now.... Goyette just scored
Canada's second goal
Haiku # 18574, February 13, 2002 1:33 pm ET
by Nick Numb
Today my cousin
Plays hockey for the country.
Canada / Russia
Haiku # 18573, February 13, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by Janis
I have to admit
My only Olympic dream:
An olympic high
Haiku # 18572, February 13, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by Janis
Laying on the couch...
It is just me practicing
For the Luge event
Haiku # 18571, February 13, 2002 12:39 pm ET
by Janis
when I rule the world
things would be a lot better
than if you ruled it
Haiku # 18570, February 13, 2002 9:47 am ET
by mellie
when i rule the world
things will be a lot better
at least for my friends
Haiku # 18569, February 13, 2002 8:27 am ET
by ash
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