now that is bad chip,
but very good bad haiku,
thanks so very much
by rainy days will seem different from now on
billions of insects
dead days i can't stop counting
the ocean's blind depths
tick tick tick tick tick
crows make me think of nothing
- a trick of the light
by Chip The Giant Maggot
i stage dived last night
great fun, and i wasn't dropped
bluegrass drives me wild
by scott
no one notices
i kill myself each morning
for captain howdy
by Chip The Giant Maggot
thinking is a crutch
the sky's a cunt that i fist
victoriously
by Chip The Giant Maggot
stoned on saturday
pretty girl milking a cow
love is an anus
by Chip The Giant Maggot
It just seems to lack
that zen-like quality of
a good bad haiku
by not really but thanks for trying
My cult-ish leader
Very anxious to clone me
Should I disown me?
(is that what you meant?)
by Janis
tantric,
buddhist,
fuckers!
by pigdog :)
my cult leader
wants to clone me! should I
disown me?
by Try 575ing this janis or anyone
capitalism,
individuality,
cannibalism.
by Janis
Ban electric chairs!!!
more sensible slow-cooking
crock-pot solution
by Betty LeBomb
Coffee-cup tumor
swells and fills up to the brim
put that lid on tight!
by Betty LeBomb
Up and down I bounce
waving my half-Chevy flag
I love sports, and Coke
by Betty LeBomb
Olympics:
Couch-potato
Heaven.
by Zeus
California:
Privatisation
Hydro-Electrocution.
by pigdog
Moxie:
Human
Gerbil?
by Thanks for reminding me
suicide aside
the rest was purely pleasure
turning inside out
by ap
so where is moxie?
chaos is so essential
to any system.
by ap
california
telecommunications
illumination
by ap - There's better out there. who's next?
okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.
by sheena
inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate
by scott (don't worry, janis, i'm harmless)
shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
(oh no, Mister Bill wrote that one before.
the bard wrote love sonnets without much pay -
although perhaps they helped the dude to score)
by scott (part #1)
cupid struck me with a poison arrow
i'm cursed to love someone who doesn't care
a sweet venom courses through my marrow
(it could be sucked out, but i won't go there)
by scott (part #2)
janis: this is a bad sonnet, it's true
will you forgive me on saint valentine's?
my love for you is too grand for haiku
all i can do is drink and stretch my rhymes
by scott (part #3)
with tongue in cheek, i hope you hear this plea:
iambic yours for all eternity
by scott (part #4)
Elvis:
grandiosity
template?
by Nick Numb
I think that's my first
3 word compliant haiku
I challenge you all!
by Janis
curiosity:
irresponsibility
accelerator.
by Janis
.....well, well, now they can
clone pussies....trying hard to think
of something witty......
by dinky sweat.....
my winter event
"the lounge" reclining, no race
canadian sport
by ap
janis your cousin
made that last goal happen,
oh-oh fight! fight!
by Anonymous Poet
did you see the dutch
speedskater with the stiffy?
cost him a false start.
too much movement
at the start of that race, plus
one eagle-eyed judge
by oohhh speaking of sex in the Olympics
I hear one luge
person calls her sled the
"sybian", good vibes?
Bumpy ride must be
as good as knobby tires
on a mountain bike
by oohhh no wonder they are smiling
Yeah! Janis it's on
here now.... Goyette just scored
Canada's second goal
by Nick Numb
Today my
cousinPlays hockey for the country.
Canada / Russia
by Janis
I have to admit
My only Olympic dream:
An olympic high
by Janis
Laying on the couch...
It is just me practicing
For the Luge event
by Janis
when I rule the world
things would be a lot better
than if you ruled it
by mellie
when i rule the world
things will be a lot better
at least for my friends
by ash
a total snow job
judges skating on thin ice
and canada's piste
by ash
canadians win
the gold? No, it don't look good.
yeah, the russians sucked.
by k of we should just take over canado while we're at it
made me cry
they skated so well
should have won gold.
by Anonymous Poet
a lone firewall stands
ablaze, seperating you
and empyrean peace
Hear that distant cry?*
It was a summons by you
to raise Bog's demon.
*echoing like a bell in your head
[tisk, tisk, look what you've done now]
by ComiCat of Jerzey
......i made it guys, yeah
looks like i gotta wear shades
.....my figtures too bright
by ronin@hi.kenjoyingyourtour...withsomeone
Clicking on my mouse
I see many clever posts
It smells of cheese here.
by VeLvEt PuNk of North Dallas
I don't give a fuck
DH Lawrence can suck eggs
Now I suck mangoes
Hot sweet juicy smooth
dripping down my chinny-chin
blissfully tasty
by mellie
i don't give a fig
it looks like a clam to me
fuck d h lawrence
by ash
yeah norma and
glenda were such ballbreakers
if memory serves
you would think all the
fig-slurping would have improved
their mood, some people!
by Anonymous Poet
windswept limbs groaning
big low cumuli charging
southerly buster
by ash
