okay, now class starts
no more clicking and scrolling?
not blatantly, then.
by sheena
inevitably,
establishmentarians
deteriorate
by scott (don't worry, janis, i'm harmless)
shall i compare thee to a summer's day?
(oh no, Mister Bill wrote that one before.
the bard wrote love sonnets without much pay -
although perhaps they helped the dude to score)
by scott (part #1)
cupid struck me with a poison arrow
i'm cursed to love someone who doesn't care
a sweet venom courses through my marrow
(it could be sucked out, but i won't go there)
by scott (part #2)
janis: this is a bad sonnet, it's true
will you forgive me on saint valentine's?
my love for you is too grand for haiku
all i can do is drink and stretch my rhymes
by scott (part #3)
with tongue in cheek, i hope you hear this plea:
iambic yours for all eternity
by scott (part #4)
Elvis:
grandiosity
template?
by Nick Numb
I think that's my first
3 word compliant haiku
I challenge you all!
by Janis
curiosity:
irresponsibility
accelerator.
by Janis
.....well, well, now they can
clone pussies....trying hard to think
of something witty......
by dinky sweat.....
my winter event
"the lounge" reclining, no race
canadian sport
by ap
janis your cousin
made that last goal happen,
oh-oh fight! fight!
by Anonymous Poet
did you see the dutch
speedskater with the stiffy?
cost him a false start.
too much movement
at the start of that race, plus
one eagle-eyed judge
by oohhh speaking of sex in the Olympics
I hear one luge
person calls her sled the
"sybian", good vibes?
Bumpy ride must be
as good as knobby tires
on a mountain bike
by oohhh no wonder they are smiling
Yeah! Janis it's on
here now.... Goyette just scored
Canada's second goal
by Nick Numb
Today my
cousinPlays hockey for the country.
Canada / Russia
by Janis
I have to admit
My only Olympic dream:
An olympic high
by Janis
Laying on the couch...
It is just me practicing
For the Luge event
by Janis
when I rule the world
things would be a lot better
than if you ruled it
by mellie
when i rule the world
things will be a lot better
at least for my friends
by ash
a total snow job
judges skating on thin ice
and canada's piste
by ash
canadians win
the gold? No, it don't look good.
yeah, the russians sucked.
by k of we should just take over canado while we're at it
made me cry
they skated so well
should have won gold.
by Anonymous Poet
a lone firewall stands
ablaze, seperating you
and empyrean peace
Hear that distant cry?*
It was a summons by you
to raise Bog's demon.
*echoing like a bell in your head
[tisk, tisk, look what you've done now]
by ComiCat of Jerzey
......i made it guys, yeah
looks like i gotta wear shades
.....my figtures too bright
by ronin@hi.kenjoyingyourtour...withsomeone
Clicking on my mouse
I see many clever posts
It smells of cheese here.
by VeLvEt PuNk of North Dallas
I don't give a fuck
DH Lawrence can suck eggs
Now I suck mangoes
Hot sweet juicy smooth
dripping down my chinny-chin
blissfully tasty
by mellie
i don't give a fig
it looks like a clam to me
fuck d h lawrence
by ash
yeah norma and
glenda were such ballbreakers
if memory serves
you would think all the
fig-slurping would have improved
their mood, some people!
by Anonymous Poet
windswept limbs groaning
big low cumuli charging
southerly buster
by ash
Sexy Olympic
sport, woman's speed skating or
camel-toes on ice. :P
by fig-slurper
eat my warm fig then
the way Alan Bates showed how
in Women in Love
by mellie
lets lube up rusty
Beth, she mentioned assault, ok
I'm calling firstys
by Anonymous Poet
what if GM had
not invented george bush? would
we still feel embarrassed?
by Anonymous Poet
At least I will spare
eyes from evil images;
words assault enough.
by Anonymous Poet
The regulars will
probably flame me for my
poor contribution.
by Rustybeth
Lurking voyeur reads;
Finally posts a poem
on the Internet.
by Rustybeth
Give me bad haiku!
I need that whine and grinding
brain feedback loop fuzz.
by Rustybeth of Turn on the damn heater!
Bad haiku exists
to torment the reader's mind.
No enlightement.
by Rustybeth of Freezing in summer, Melbourne
eat figs like D. H.
Lawrence, he said a woman
should be eaten so
split open and
with your tongue burrow, furrow
right up to the top
repeat until done
by randy
I've gone cold on sport
I just want to eat warm figs
Figs warmed by the sun
by mellie
new olympic sport,
pantsless figureskating, now
that would draw a crowd
by Anonymous Poet
the Olympiad
yah right, the gold metal is
not even real gold!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
......aunts are jars full of
fond memories and sunshine
.....filled with tender love
by ronin@abelatedeulogy
legions of homeless
show up to protest, but are
shunned by cameras
are they just too slow?
should they die faster? a new
Olympic test sport?
by America the ridiculous chaos gets a gold medal
Olympic agents
moving fast to cover those
slow poke athletes
FBI people
trained to do the mile in
under 4:50
by America the ridiculous chaos gets a gold medal
I kill all ravers
"mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh mpsh"
Shut it, raver scum
by beep boop bop beep
Oh, Jack Kerouak
I love bongos and coffee
Skee bee bop bop boo bop da
by Scuba Steve of under your bed
i will eat goldfish
in the name of modern art!
(cheddar cheese flavor)
by scott
Canadians,
don't tread on our goldfish,
you may get splashed
by vancouver
