Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the zeitgeist never
leaves quietly but
something crashes loudly
Haiku # 17466, November 24, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie, i love you
there's some pity there as well
just the haiku sucks
Haiku # 17465, November 24, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
The man tolerates his
old Ford, because it killed his father
and it's all he has left of him
Haiku # 17464, November 24, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by Moxie
murderous torture
mindless hateful unmerciful
blinded by the rage
Haiku # 17463, November 24, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by maven
She twists in the wind
engages the rod and reel
she's actually fishing
Haiku # 17462, November 24, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by Moxie
The cold is refreshing
I hate to see the people go
But, peace is self reflection

Haiku # 17461, November 24, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by Moxie
when I see through
someone else's eyes
then I shall be cured
Haiku # 17460, November 24, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by Moxie
medicine lasts to
make us like you,
when are you like yourselves
and not each other?
Haiku # 17459, November 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by Moxie of Try Maine!!!
moxie, just relax
it's not all about you here
engage someone else
Haiku # 17458, November 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ap
Pretend you're a barn door
You witness cybersex
you mock it

It's soft porn it is?
Haiku # 17457, November 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Women are the
people that men need
to knock silly sense into us creatures
Haiku # 17456, November 24, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by Moxie
taut nipples tight skin
sultry season callin me
down to destiny
Haiku # 17455, November 24, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by maven
personal aside to ap...
i don't like you either but who cares...

the weather changes
the leaves fall
and come back till nova
Haiku # 17454, November 24, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Moxie
her wild blonde hair
short soft wisps at the nape there
the curve of her ass
Haiku # 17453, November 24, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by ap
When we knew no sex
When we were not butting heads
children enjoy life
Haiku # 17452, November 24, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Will you catch the worm
bird? Early, early early bird?
Or do you sleep late?
Haiku # 17451, November 24, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by Moxie
i love dirty words
all jumbled up and crazy like
tryin not to fight
Haiku # 17450, November 24, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by maven
Lee press on kilter
f-you so and so
thank you very much!!!

It's the attention, good or bad
Haiku # 17449, November 24, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Moxie
there are people who
will always believe their first impression
and always, will aim for the heart

Haiku # 17448, November 24, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Moxie
kissing her orchid
work down to the butterfly
save the rose for last
Haiku # 17447, November 24, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
is she clean?
does she look good inside
tatoo or not her temple within is it

what about your temple?
is it clean inside?
rush my cobwebs and drivel!
Haiku # 17446, November 24, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm there's alot of
hate around draggin me down
time to force it out
Haiku # 17445, November 24, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by maven of the cosmos
I love dirty girls
tattooed pierced and shaved so slick
they love me back, too
Haiku # 17444, November 24, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
Determined foes
point out one's flaws
better than friends
Haiku # 17443, November 24, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Moxie
Drivel is useless
only when it mucks up the high class
and bogs the pretentions down
Haiku # 17442, November 24, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
So, K, can you write?

One thing I need
to learn is when they say go
go, the fight is the drug

that's the dumb thing, but I keep coming back

that's sick
Haiku # 17441, November 24, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Moxie
So if I went on and on
and I talked to myself over and over
and ask myself, do I enjoy it?

Hmm, do you want to go to hell with me? I'm sure as hell going, avoid that fate by accepting the Big Guy, tell him "Kick Jerry's ass"
Haiku # 17440, November 24, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Moxie of more stupid drivel
Personally, I think
if you stopped calling me an asshole
and gave me a chance
I wouldn't know what the fuck to do
and I'd go cluelessly off
bullet in head, and cured by suicide
Haiku # 17439, November 24, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by Moxie-against-K
Can't play the victim forever
can't play on and on
for here who is anything worth relating

who else would you put on shit list 101?
Haiku # 17438, November 24, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Some people would
well, like you dead before you were born from the womb, can't really worry about them

They were dead when they were born
Haiku # 17437, November 24, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by Moxie
If we met in person
Would I get a gauge of you
or would I get a 12 gauge in the mouth
and a good cover up for murder by
you all?
Haiku # 17436, November 24, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by Moxie
It's easier to hate than forgive...
It's easier to throw away than accept
It's easier to walk on than be the Samaritan

Haiku # 17435, November 24, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by Moxie
You always need enemies
It would be nice if I didn't have them
but sometimes, life goes on
Haiku # 17434, November 24, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
summer heat returns
storm clouds finally lifting
the swelter begins
Haiku # 17433, November 24, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by ash
really serious
i always obey the rules
except for sometimes when i disregard them totally, because i am not that rigid actually, but it gives me a chance to turn

:-)
Haiku # 17432, November 24, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by ash
Is this your site k?
love it, wonderful, thank-you.
spirit-lifting stuff.

wise, informative, and pointing the way as well
http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm#comego
Haiku # 17431, November 24, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by not to say bad haiku isn't one of MY favorite's except for that moxie asshole and the dungballs
however, there are
always exceptions to even
my rules, like Moxie.
Haiku # 17430, November 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by k_against_Moxie of that doesn't mean I like your useless drivel though....you are one stupid asshole. Try meds.
it seems that this site
is fun only in one type
of haiku? I'll be

breaking away.
Haiku # 17429, November 24, 2001 11:08 am ET
by k_against_rigid_rules_that_only_serve_to_reflect_ignorance_and_enforce_it of more info to bolster my claim (my Credentials) http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm
looks like the site code
finally disallows tags.
things are safer now.
Haiku # 17428, November 24, 2001 11:05 am ET
by k_against_bad_code of good job on the html stripping Janis
ash may be a little
constipated, penned in by
rules of his own making

it's too bad that he
doesn't realize that most
haiku experts have

made exceptions

for speakers of english

Haiku # 17427, November 24, 2001 11:03 am ET
by k_against_ash of like one needs credentials for this site...i mean REALLY ash! www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm
held him in my arms
and he threw it all away
hold me in your arms

love me just the same
hold me in your arms again
grandma has a cock

held him in my arms
I've been thinking it over
and over again
Haiku # 17426, November 24, 2001 5:47 am ET
by mellie
without flooding us
you are still totally wet
dry you with my flames
Haiku # 17425, November 24, 2001 4:22 am ET
by ash
moxie must fight fire with fire or in his case non-haiku with non-haiku.......if he can do it why can't I?
Huh? eh? Huh? eh? huh? eh??? huh? eh???
Haiku # 17424, November 24, 2001 3:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
as hard as i try
i still don't appreciate
haiku which isn't
Haiku # 17423, November 24, 2001 2:40 am ET
by ash
I will always hate you moxie, you ignorant shit-head
Haiku # 17422, November 23, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is easy to be critical
without enjoying anything
for some reason some people enjoy
saying someone else's stuff is shit
without even trying to like it
Haiku # 17421, November 23, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I could keep that style up
here I get caught up in the in fighting
I write like Louis L'amour on depressants
Haiku # 17420, November 23, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Moxie of TO K for being creative...
from my perspective
criticism is easy
without credentials
Haiku # 17419, November 23, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by ash_against_people_writing_endless_comments_'cos_they_can't_write_succint_haiku
strong criticism
brutalised by your abuse
my heart is breaking
Haiku # 17417, November 23, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
Misunderstanding;
I loved the posted pictures
As much as 3D
Haiku # 17416, November 23, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by Janis
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