Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

It is easy to be critical
without enjoying anything
for some reason some people enjoy
saying someone else's stuff is shit
without even trying to like it
Haiku # 17421, November 23, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I could keep that style up
here I get caught up in the in fighting
I write like Louis L'amour on depressants
Haiku # 17420, November 23, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Moxie of TO K for being creative...
from my perspective
criticism is easy
without credentials
Haiku # 17419, November 23, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by ash_against_people_writing_endless_comments_'cos_they_can't_write_succint_haiku
strong criticism
brutalised by your abuse
my heart is breaking
Haiku # 17417, November 23, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
Misunderstanding;
I loved the posted pictures
As much as 3D
Haiku # 17416, November 23, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by Janis
Thanksgiving is done
bird bones simmer in water.
Fall colors fading.

I think of the time
we teased vegetarians.
Enjoying all that

meat.
Haiku # 17415, November 23, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of oh yeah and I forgot to mention Mellie, what a fuckin crackpot!
It seems to me that
people who write so much on
their dicks, must be small.
Haiku # 17414, November 23, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by k_against_repetitive_subjects of why did scott get special treatment from Janis over his idiotic 3d/2d haiku and Janis bitches at me for cool pics from Klee?
So is that all you
guys find to talk about here?
Yanking on your dicks?

Seriously folks,
it gets really quite boring.
Try thinking for once.
Haiku # 17413, November 23, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by k_against_stupid_minds_and_stupid_haiku of to ash, ap, anti-social, ronin, moxie, scott, comicat and any other penis obsessed contributer i may have for gotten. And Janis
Try to toast a sinner
and you sin yourself, and go with
the sinner, down and you knew better

because you died again
Haiku # 17412, November 23, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
dumb kid envies cock
He wishes his was bigger
But it remains small
Haiku # 17411, November 23, 2001 10:29 am ET
by anti social
the kid scratches crabs
He enjoys watching them crawl
They infest his crotch
Haiku # 17410, November 23, 2001 10:28 am ET
by anti social
If you are still here
I mock you oh so badly
You read my dumb works
Haiku # 17409, November 23, 2001 10:25 am ET
by anti social
I challenge you to
write some poetry that rhymes
said the ignorant
Haiku # 17408, November 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by anti social
The dumb prick sits there
He's stroking the salami
We all move away
Haiku # 17407, November 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by anti social
Poop-shoot punnisher
Is what they call the fat man
It must hurt a lot
Haiku # 17406, November 23, 2001 10:13 am ET
by anti social
Your car may be black
You may think that it's fast, but
Your mom is faster
Haiku # 17405, November 23, 2001 10:12 am ET
by anti social
Once white, now yellow
Do not eat this stuff it's bad
somebody peed here
Haiku # 17404, November 23, 2001 10:10 am ET
by anti social
weaving left and right
moving up and down moaning
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17403, November 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
futile politics
players weaving left and right
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17402, November 22, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by ash
ones toss thier fences
nothing wrong with awareness
oh but "rights" judge more
Haiku # 17401, November 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Jeremy
Jeremy is mad.
Filled with teen-aged angst; no logo
has warped fragile minds
Haiku # 17400, November 22, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
Fucking dumb leftist
Spewing lame-assed rhetoric.
Marx was a retard.
Haiku # 17399, November 22, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
simple minds; your Toast
you choke on lengthy man meat
fucking sausage Sub

Haiku # 17398, November 22, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Jeremy
patriotism
on every fucking car and shirt
get a clue, you twits
Haiku # 17397, November 22, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
the fake love
fills my mouth with bile
die, you bitch
Haiku # 17396, November 22, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
Id rather pass on
knowing that I die with a
sense of purpose here.......
Haiku # 17395, November 22, 2001 9:21 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
(this makes more sense)

An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Patriotism--

--right next to Egotism
Haiku # 17394, November 22, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Egoism, right next--

--to Patriotism
Haiku # 17393, November 22, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Complacence keeps peace
amongst the ignorant fools
petty imbeciles
Haiku # 17392, November 22, 2001 2:52 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
these fucking sponges
cannot blossom properly
bland complacency
Haiku # 17391, November 22, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
result of your cheap
instant gratification
society = bliss
Haiku # 17390, November 22, 2001 2:15 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
"fat" america
fucking supersized masses
very well might pop
Haiku # 17389, November 22, 2001 2:10 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
please eat mcdonalds
profitable empire
selling you cancer
Haiku # 17388, November 22, 2001 2:07 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
when the masses enter
useless dwindling bandwagon
this dying nation.......
Haiku # 17387, November 22, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
total losers are
people who fail to see the
bullshit around them
Haiku # 17386, November 22, 2001 1:53 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
perhaps you shouldve
been in one of those buildings
when they tumbled down
Haiku # 17385, November 22, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
moxie may be bad
but at least he contributes
you yank your yaya
Haiku # 17384, November 22, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
such cheap amusement
shows almost no skill at all
you total loser
Haiku # 17383, November 22, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
if you had a dick
it would be very tiny
but sadly you don't
Haiku # 17382, November 22, 2001 1:46 am ET
by ash
choke on that, you dumb
ass losers from this site, you
all fuck your mothers
Haiku # 17381, November 22, 2001 1:25 am ET
by flooder
Haiku # 17380, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17379, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17378, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17377, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17376, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17375, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17374, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17373, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17372, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17371, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
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