Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

dumb kid envies cock
He wishes his was bigger
But it remains small
Haiku # 17411, November 23, 2001 10:29 am ET
by anti social
the kid scratches crabs
He enjoys watching them crawl
They infest his crotch
Haiku # 17410, November 23, 2001 10:28 am ET
by anti social
If you are still here
I mock you oh so badly
You read my dumb works
Haiku # 17409, November 23, 2001 10:25 am ET
by anti social
I challenge you to
write some poetry that rhymes
said the ignorant
Haiku # 17408, November 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by anti social
The dumb prick sits there
He's stroking the salami
We all move away
Haiku # 17407, November 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by anti social
Poop-shoot punnisher
Is what they call the fat man
It must hurt a lot
Haiku # 17406, November 23, 2001 10:13 am ET
by anti social
Your car may be black
You may think that it's fast, but
Your mom is faster
Haiku # 17405, November 23, 2001 10:12 am ET
by anti social
Once white, now yellow
Do not eat this stuff it's bad
somebody peed here
Haiku # 17404, November 23, 2001 10:10 am ET
by anti social
weaving left and right
moving up and down moaning
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17403, November 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
futile politics
players weaving left and right
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17402, November 22, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by ash
ones toss thier fences
nothing wrong with awareness
oh but "rights" judge more
Haiku # 17401, November 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Jeremy
Jeremy is mad.
Filled with teen-aged angst; no logo
has warped fragile minds
Haiku # 17400, November 22, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
Fucking dumb leftist
Spewing lame-assed rhetoric.
Marx was a retard.
Haiku # 17399, November 22, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
simple minds; your Toast
you choke on lengthy man meat
fucking sausage Sub

Haiku # 17398, November 22, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Jeremy
patriotism
on every fucking car and shirt
get a clue, you twits
Haiku # 17397, November 22, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
the fake love
fills my mouth with bile
die, you bitch
Haiku # 17396, November 22, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
Id rather pass on
knowing that I die with a
sense of purpose here.......
Haiku # 17395, November 22, 2001 9:21 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
(this makes more sense)

An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Patriotism--

--right next to Egotism
Haiku # 17394, November 22, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Egoism, right next--

--to Patriotism
Haiku # 17393, November 22, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Complacence keeps peace
amongst the ignorant fools
petty imbeciles
Haiku # 17392, November 22, 2001 2:52 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
these fucking sponges
cannot blossom properly
bland complacency
Haiku # 17391, November 22, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
result of your cheap
instant gratification
society = bliss
Haiku # 17390, November 22, 2001 2:15 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
"fat" america
fucking supersized masses
very well might pop
Haiku # 17389, November 22, 2001 2:10 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
please eat mcdonalds
profitable empire
selling you cancer
Haiku # 17388, November 22, 2001 2:07 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
when the masses enter
useless dwindling bandwagon
this dying nation.......
Haiku # 17387, November 22, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
total losers are
people who fail to see the
bullshit around them
Haiku # 17386, November 22, 2001 1:53 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
perhaps you shouldve
been in one of those buildings
when they tumbled down
Haiku # 17385, November 22, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
moxie may be bad
but at least he contributes
you yank your yaya
Haiku # 17384, November 22, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
such cheap amusement
shows almost no skill at all
you total loser
Haiku # 17383, November 22, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
if you had a dick
it would be very tiny
but sadly you don't
Haiku # 17382, November 22, 2001 1:46 am ET
by ash
choke on that, you dumb
ass losers from this site, you
all fuck your mothers
Haiku # 17381, November 22, 2001 1:25 am ET
by flooder
Haiku # 17380, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17379, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17362, November 22, 2001 1:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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