Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
The dumb prick sits there
He's stroking the salami
We all move away
Haiku # 17407 November 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by anti social
Poop-shoot punnisher
Is what they call the fat man
It must hurt a lot
Haiku # 17406 November 23, 2001 10:13 am ET
by anti social
Your car may be black
You may think that it's fast, but
Your mom is faster
Haiku # 17405 November 23, 2001 10:12 am ET
by anti social
Once white, now yellow
Do not eat this stuff it's bad
somebody peed here
Haiku # 17404 November 23, 2001 10:10 am ET
by anti social
weaving left and right
moving up and down moaning
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17403 November 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
futile politics
players weaving left and right
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17402 November 22, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by ash
ones toss thier fences
nothing wrong with awareness
oh but "rights" judge more
Haiku # 17401 November 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Jeremy
Jeremy is mad.
Filled with teen-aged angst; no logo
has warped fragile minds
Haiku # 17400 November 22, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
Fucking dumb leftist
Spewing lame-assed rhetoric.
Marx was a retard.
Haiku # 17399 November 22, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
simple minds; your Toast
you choke on lengthy man meat
fucking sausage Sub

Haiku # 17398 November 22, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Jeremy
patriotism
on every fucking car and shirt
get a clue, you twits
Haiku # 17397 November 22, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
the fake love
fills my mouth with bile
die, you bitch
Haiku # 17396 November 22, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
Id rather pass on
knowing that I die with a
sense of purpose here.......
Haiku # 17395 November 22, 2001 9:21 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
(this makes more sense)

An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Patriotism--

--right next to Egotism
Haiku # 17394 November 22, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Egoism, right next--

--to Patriotism
Haiku # 17393 November 22, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Complacence keeps peace
amongst the ignorant fools
petty imbeciles
Haiku # 17392 November 22, 2001 2:52 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
these fucking sponges
cannot blossom properly
bland complacency
Haiku # 17391 November 22, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
result of your cheap
instant gratification
society = bliss
Haiku # 17390 November 22, 2001 2:15 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
"fat" america
fucking supersized masses
very well might pop
Haiku # 17389 November 22, 2001 2:10 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
please eat mcdonalds
profitable empire
selling you cancer
Haiku # 17388 November 22, 2001 2:07 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
when the masses enter
useless dwindling bandwagon
this dying nation.......
Haiku # 17387 November 22, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
total losers are
people who fail to see the
bullshit around them
Haiku # 17386 November 22, 2001 1:53 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
perhaps you shouldve
been in one of those buildings
when they tumbled down
Haiku # 17385 November 22, 2001 1:51 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
moxie may be bad
but at least he contributes
you yank your yaya
Haiku # 17384 November 22, 2001 1:49 am ET
by ash
such cheap amusement
shows almost no skill at all
you total loser
Haiku # 17383 November 22, 2001 1:48 am ET
by ash
if you had a dick
it would be very tiny
but sadly you don't
Haiku # 17382 November 22, 2001 1:46 am ET
by ash
choke on that, you dumb
ass losers from this site, you
all fuck your mothers
Haiku # 17381 November 22, 2001 1:25 am ET
by flooder
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet