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I often feel strange
like an animal up a
tree, or a painting.
Haiku # 17516, November 27, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by k
at least my scrabble
abilities improved with
all of this free time
Haiku # 17515, November 27, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by k_against
it makes you sleepy
and has too much fat, gravy
only makes it worse
Haiku # 17514, November 27, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by k_against_turkey
gotta use it up -
how about a sandwich of
and ?
Haiku # 17513, November 27, 2001 2:38 pm ET
by scott in 3D
It's cloudy, I'm here
I'm breathing, it's all life
and it's all right
Haiku # 17512, November 27, 2001 11:24 am ET
by Moxie
they wake up to their
own hatred, and aren't set for
anothers anguish...

Haiku # 17511, November 27, 2001 10:48 am ET
by Moxie
ECT?

I am intrigued
---
To speak thru haikus
seems rather harsh and not
really, who you are...
Haiku # 17510, November 27, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Who cares, as he brushed
off the feet, let the one Above
deal with Sodom and Gomorrah

often the evangelicals say that when
you dust off your feet and ignore
the "small stuff" it will condemn the
person who is behind it
Haiku # 17509, November 27, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Moxie
If I killed myself
if anyone did, I would be in Hell
and I could not escape...

Here I can at least, leave
and not see someone pretend to
be me to get me to react...

If I didn't, it would stop
Haiku # 17508, November 27, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie of the pretend moxie, to him
That last long thing wasn't me...
I don't think "truth" is respected here though
Haiku # 17507, November 27, 2001 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
haiku therapy
poor second to e.c.t.
more power to you
Haiku # 17506, November 27, 2001 6:46 am ET
by ash
depressed and need help?
then find someone who does care
for the likes of you
Haiku # 17505, November 27, 2001 6:41 am ET
by mellie
I am sitting alone tonight
wondering why won't they understand
that I am just depressed and
I need help

it's hard living in a place where it's not
so readily available

so let me write my own haiku and leave me alone
Haiku # 17504, November 27, 2001 6:20 am ET
by Moxie
What if I just killed myself
tonight? Wouldn't you feel bad
Mellie and ash you would just not
care

but I am always with God at least
and if I just want tonight
He would care
Haiku # 17503, November 27, 2001 6:18 am ET
by Moxie
my kind of soul mate
might suffer it's own anguish
it belongs in me

and who gives a hoot
so I despise self loathing
wake up to one's self
Haiku # 17502, November 27, 2001 5:05 am ET
by mellie
Oceans of self pity
only last to entertain
in some small world bars
Haiku # 17501, November 26, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by Moxie
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE A FRICKEN MIDOL
I REPEAT FROM MASSECHUSETTES OR WHATEVER
TIA MARIA NEEDS TO TAKE AFRICKEN MIDOL
Haiku # 17500, November 26, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
crying out for help
you can't see anyone else
bad self obsession

i do not hate you
denial and projection
you just hate yourself

drop in the ocean
centre of the universe
perspective decides
Haiku # 17499, November 26, 2001 8:18 pm ET
by ash
Is mellie a kind soul?
Is Ash an artist of the first class?
is "ap" an angel in disguise?
Haiku # 17498, November 26, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Moxie
VICTORY IS MINE said
the old Fuhrer, as the tanks
rolled into Berlin
Haiku # 17497, November 26, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Moxie
they tell you to give
up, on who YOU are, you've been
there... Look at yourselves
Haiku # 17496, November 26, 2001 6:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Mellie, I don't give up
It's my belief not to give up
To improve, to live, to love

no matter what, there is always hope
Haiku # 17495, November 26, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Moxie
doesn't understand mellie

I should listen and move on
it's emotion that speaks...
feeling is instinct, passion, pain, sickness
sadness
Haiku # 17494, November 26, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by Moxie
I will never be here
forgiven

Now, I can give up
or I can go on, let others do
listening, hoping...

and let faith do the turning
Haiku # 17493, November 26, 2001 5:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Asleep at the wheel
screaming "heaven awaits"
in the cave of Aristotle's killers
Haiku # 17492, November 26, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Moxie
What worth is a walk
You clear your mind, of all else
opinions, desires...

Haiku # 17491, November 26, 2001 5:48 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, to each his her
own, costing me everything...

Speak for yourselves
Haiku # 17490, November 26, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by Moxie
Bitch
Haiku # 17489, November 26, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Vert
well you puked up a
haiku that has too many
bloody syllables
Haiku # 17488, November 26, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mushrooms, weed and beer
All mixed at a wild party.
Did I puke blood again?
Haiku # 17487, November 26, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Vert
shut the fuck up mox
you make me so mad you prick
what is your problem?

can't you see you dill
that you are not amusing
or entertaining

you are a dead loss
the way you are now is sick
go somewhere else mox
Haiku # 17486, November 26, 2001 11:23 am ET
by mellie
The mad scream for help
"mind your own business" you say
so selfishness is healthy...

or is it a madness itself?
Haiku # 17485, November 26, 2001 9:56 am ET
by Moxie
I spread on the ground
blankets pushed between roses
and came in the grass
Haiku # 17484, November 25, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two weeks!!! EGGH, Two weeks!!!

So said the woman as Ah-nold

and so shall I soon
Haiku # 17483, November 25, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
bent over forwards
she spits out frothy toothpaste
he snuck up on her

he came from behind
with trembling knees they fell down
she came on the floor
Haiku # 17482, November 25, 2001 7:56 am ET
by mellie
enough neurosis
can you carry my baggage ?
i'm way too heavy
Haiku # 17481, November 24, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ash
Last night I had sex
with a female co-worker
naughty me, I am so bad
Haiku # 17480, November 24, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix, AZ
"Insanity" may be
a springboard for some
higher truth, when people
would rather cower in darkness
Haiku # 17479, November 24, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Some people like truth
over pretty form
and bland flowery words
Haiku # 17478, November 24, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie
euphroia i
do so adore ya my high
is my crime of time
Haiku # 17477, November 24, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by maven
The tower of Babel
was made by the hands of man
it fell, and will fall again and again
Haiku # 17476, November 24, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Moxie
take me away now
my friend my lover my sin
lovely lady jane
Haiku # 17475, November 24, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by maven
a lot of walking
down the street of Rockland
welfare bored? just
an awful downturn for a fish town
and wonderful people
with some apathy about
Haiku # 17474, November 24, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Moxie
ap who are u
to judge a poets mind/soul
u are not a god
Haiku # 17473, November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by maven
A lot of drugs
to drown out the reality
and to make it easier

to be inhuman
in a place unfit
for human habitation
Haiku # 17472, November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
when heroic fantasy died
and inspiration died
they rehashed the old

and sold it to Burger King
Haiku # 17471, November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
it's an urban spirit
vs a rural one, there is
a cultural gap there

seen as violent and selfish by me
and ignorant and unaesthetic by thee?
I don't know
Haiku # 17470, November 24, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Moxie
its a foe i'm look
in for just a little bit of
one on one please me
Haiku # 17469, November 24, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by maven
when it is the place
for bad haiku
then when it sucks, it's here
Haiku # 17468, November 24, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by Moxie
I just do it for
the mental blatheration
but it is taste too
Haiku # 17467, November 24, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Moxie
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