Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

bent over forwards
she spits out frothy toothpaste
he snuck up on her

he came from behind
with trembling knees they fell down
she came on the floor
Haiku # 17482, November 25, 2001 7:56 am ET
by mellie
enough neurosis
can you carry my baggage ?
i'm way too heavy
Haiku # 17481, November 24, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ash
Last night I had sex
with a female co-worker
naughty me, I am so bad
Haiku # 17480, November 24, 2001 10:48 pm ET
by Cabal468 of Phoenix, AZ
"Insanity" may be
a springboard for some
higher truth, when people
would rather cower in darkness
Haiku # 17479, November 24, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Some people like truth
over pretty form
and bland flowery words
Haiku # 17478, November 24, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie
euphroia i
do so adore ya my high
is my crime of time
Haiku # 17477, November 24, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by maven
The tower of Babel
was made by the hands of man
it fell, and will fall again and again
Haiku # 17476, November 24, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Moxie
take me away now
my friend my lover my sin
lovely lady jane
Haiku # 17475, November 24, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by maven
a lot of walking
down the street of Rockland
welfare bored? just
an awful downturn for a fish town
and wonderful people
with some apathy about
Haiku # 17474, November 24, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Moxie
ap who are u
to judge a poets mind/soul
u are not a god
Haiku # 17473, November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by maven
A lot of drugs
to drown out the reality
and to make it easier

to be inhuman
in a place unfit
for human habitation
Haiku # 17472, November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
when heroic fantasy died
and inspiration died
they rehashed the old

and sold it to Burger King
Haiku # 17471, November 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by Moxie
it's an urban spirit
vs a rural one, there is
a cultural gap there

seen as violent and selfish by me
and ignorant and unaesthetic by thee?
I don't know
Haiku # 17470, November 24, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Moxie
its a foe i'm look
in for just a little bit of
one on one please me
Haiku # 17469, November 24, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by maven
when it is the place
for bad haiku
then when it sucks, it's here
Haiku # 17468, November 24, 2001 9:13 pm ET
by Moxie
I just do it for
the mental blatheration
but it is taste too
Haiku # 17467, November 24, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Moxie
the zeitgeist never
leaves quietly but
something crashes loudly
Haiku # 17466, November 24, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie, i love you
there's some pity there as well
just the haiku sucks
Haiku # 17465, November 24, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by ap
The man tolerates his
old Ford, because it killed his father
and it's all he has left of him
Haiku # 17464, November 24, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by Moxie
murderous torture
mindless hateful unmerciful
blinded by the rage
Haiku # 17463, November 24, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by maven
She twists in the wind
engages the rod and reel
she's actually fishing
Haiku # 17462, November 24, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by Moxie
The cold is refreshing
I hate to see the people go
But, peace is self reflection

Haiku # 17461, November 24, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by Moxie
when I see through
someone else's eyes
then I shall be cured
Haiku # 17460, November 24, 2001 9:07 pm ET
by Moxie
medicine lasts to
make us like you,
when are you like yourselves
and not each other?
Haiku # 17459, November 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by Moxie of Try Maine!!!
moxie, just relax
it's not all about you here
engage someone else
Haiku # 17458, November 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ap
Pretend you're a barn door
You witness cybersex
you mock it

It's soft porn it is?
Haiku # 17457, November 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Women are the
people that men need
to knock silly sense into us creatures
Haiku # 17456, November 24, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by Moxie
taut nipples tight skin
sultry season callin me
down to destiny
Haiku # 17455, November 24, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by maven
personal aside to ap...
i don't like you either but who cares...

the weather changes
the leaves fall
and come back till nova
Haiku # 17454, November 24, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Moxie
her wild blonde hair
short soft wisps at the nape there
the curve of her ass
Haiku # 17453, November 24, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by ap
When we knew no sex
When we were not butting heads
children enjoy life
Haiku # 17452, November 24, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Will you catch the worm
bird? Early, early early bird?
Or do you sleep late?
Haiku # 17451, November 24, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by Moxie
i love dirty words
all jumbled up and crazy like
tryin not to fight
Haiku # 17450, November 24, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by maven
Lee press on kilter
f-you so and so
thank you very much!!!

It's the attention, good or bad
Haiku # 17449, November 24, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Moxie
there are people who
will always believe their first impression
and always, will aim for the heart

Haiku # 17448, November 24, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Moxie
kissing her orchid
work down to the butterfly
save the rose for last
Haiku # 17447, November 24, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
is she clean?
does she look good inside
tatoo or not her temple within is it

what about your temple?
is it clean inside?
rush my cobwebs and drivel!
Haiku # 17446, November 24, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm there's alot of
hate around draggin me down
time to force it out
Haiku # 17445, November 24, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by maven of the cosmos
I love dirty girls
tattooed pierced and shaved so slick
they love me back, too
Haiku # 17444, November 24, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
Determined foes
point out one's flaws
better than friends
Haiku # 17443, November 24, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Moxie
Drivel is useless
only when it mucks up the high class
and bogs the pretentions down
Haiku # 17442, November 24, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
So, K, can you write?

One thing I need
to learn is when they say go
go, the fight is the drug

that's the dumb thing, but I keep coming back

that's sick
Haiku # 17441, November 24, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Moxie
So if I went on and on
and I talked to myself over and over
and ask myself, do I enjoy it?

Hmm, do you want to go to hell with me? I'm sure as hell going, avoid that fate by accepting the Big Guy, tell him "Kick Jerry's ass"
Haiku # 17440, November 24, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Moxie of more stupid drivel
Personally, I think
if you stopped calling me an asshole
and gave me a chance
I wouldn't know what the fuck to do
and I'd go cluelessly off
bullet in head, and cured by suicide
Haiku # 17439, November 24, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by Moxie-against-K
Can't play the victim forever
can't play on and on
for here who is anything worth relating

who else would you put on shit list 101?
Haiku # 17438, November 24, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Some people would
well, like you dead before you were born from the womb, can't really worry about them

They were dead when they were born
Haiku # 17437, November 24, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by Moxie
If we met in person
Would I get a gauge of you
or would I get a 12 gauge in the mouth
and a good cover up for murder by
you all?
Haiku # 17436, November 24, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by Moxie
It's easier to hate than forgive...
It's easier to throw away than accept
It's easier to walk on than be the Samaritan

Haiku # 17435, November 24, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by Moxie
You always need enemies
It would be nice if I didn't have them
but sometimes, life goes on
Haiku # 17434, November 24, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
summer heat returns
storm clouds finally lifting
the swelter begins
Haiku # 17433, November 24, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by ash
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