Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
Lee press on kilter
f-you so and so
thank you very much!!!

It's the attention, good or bad
Haiku # 17449 November 24, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by Moxie
there are people who
will always believe their first impression
and always, will aim for the heart

Haiku # 17448 November 24, 2001 9:00 pm ET
by Moxie
kissing her orchid
work down to the butterfly
save the rose for last
Haiku # 17447 November 24, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by ap
is she clean?
does she look good inside
tatoo or not her temple within is it

what about your temple?
is it clean inside?
rush my cobwebs and drivel!
Haiku # 17446 November 24, 2001 8:59 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm there's alot of
hate around draggin me down
time to force it out
Haiku # 17445 November 24, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by maven of the cosmos
I love dirty girls
tattooed pierced and shaved so slick
they love me back, too
Haiku # 17444 November 24, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
Determined foes
point out one's flaws
better than friends
Haiku # 17443 November 24, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Moxie
Drivel is useless
only when it mucks up the high class
and bogs the pretentions down
Haiku # 17442 November 24, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Moxie
So, K, can you write?

One thing I need
to learn is when they say go
go, the fight is the drug

that's the dumb thing, but I keep coming back

that's sick
Haiku # 17441 November 24, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Moxie
So if I went on and on
and I talked to myself over and over
and ask myself, do I enjoy it?

Hmm, do you want to go to hell with me? I'm sure as hell going, avoid that fate by accepting the Big Guy, tell him "Kick Jerry's ass"
Haiku # 17440 November 24, 2001 8:27 pm ET
by Moxie of more stupid drivel
Personally, I think
if you stopped calling me an asshole
and gave me a chance
I wouldn't know what the fuck to do
and I'd go cluelessly off
bullet in head, and cured by suicide
Haiku # 17439 November 24, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by Moxie-against-K
Can't play the victim forever
can't play on and on
for here who is anything worth relating

who else would you put on shit list 101?
Haiku # 17438 November 24, 2001 8:22 pm ET
by Moxie
Some people would
well, like you dead before you were born from the womb, can't really worry about them

They were dead when they were born
Haiku # 17437 November 24, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by Moxie
If we met in person
Would I get a gauge of you
or would I get a 12 gauge in the mouth
and a good cover up for murder by
you all?
Haiku # 17436 November 24, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by Moxie
It's easier to hate than forgive...
It's easier to throw away than accept
It's easier to walk on than be the Samaritan

Haiku # 17435 November 24, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by Moxie
You always need enemies
It would be nice if I didn't have them
but sometimes, life goes on
Haiku # 17434 November 24, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
summer heat returns
storm clouds finally lifting
the swelter begins
Haiku # 17433 November 24, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by ash
really serious
i always obey the rules
except for sometimes when i disregard them totally, because i am not that rigid actually, but it gives me a chance to turn

:-)
Haiku # 17432 November 24, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by ash
Is this your site k?
love it, wonderful, thank-you.
spirit-lifting stuff.

wise, informative, and pointing the way as well
http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm#comego
Haiku # 17431 November 24, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by not to say bad haiku isn't one of MY favorite's except for that moxie asshole and the dungballs
however, there are
always exceptions to even
my rules, like Moxie.
Haiku # 17430 November 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by k_against_Moxie of that doesn't mean I like your useless drivel though....you are one stupid asshole. Try meds.
it seems that this site
is fun only in one type
of haiku? I'll be

breaking away.
Haiku # 17429 November 24, 2001 11:08 am ET
by k_against_rigid_rules_that_only_serve_to_reflect_ignorance_and_enforce_it of more info to bolster my claim (my Credentials) http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm
looks like the site code
finally disallows tags.
things are safer now.
Haiku # 17428 November 24, 2001 11:05 am ET
by k_against_bad_code of good job on the html stripping Janis
ash may be a little
constipated, penned in by
rules of his own making

it's too bad that he
doesn't realize that most
haiku experts have

made exceptions

for speakers of english

Haiku # 17427 November 24, 2001 11:03 am ET
by k_against_ash of like one needs credentials for this site...i mean REALLY ash! www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm
held him in my arms
and he threw it all away
hold me in your arms

love me just the same
hold me in your arms again
grandma has a cock

held him in my arms
I've been thinking it over
and over again
Haiku # 17426 November 24, 2001 5:47 am ET
by mellie
without flooding us
you are still totally wet
dry you with my flames
Haiku # 17425 November 24, 2001 4:22 am ET
by ash
moxie must fight fire with fire or in his case non-haiku with non-haiku.......if he can do it why can't I?
Huh? eh? Huh? eh? huh? eh??? huh? eh???
Haiku # 17424 November 24, 2001 3:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
as hard as i try
i still don't appreciate
haiku which isn't
Haiku # 17423 November 24, 2001 2:40 am ET
by ash
I will always hate you moxie, you ignorant shit-head
Haiku # 17422 November 23, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is easy to be critical
without enjoying anything
for some reason some people enjoy
saying someone else's stuff is shit
without even trying to like it
Haiku # 17421 November 23, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I could keep that style up
here I get caught up in the in fighting
I write like Louis L'amour on depressants
Haiku # 17420 November 23, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Moxie of TO K for being creative...
from my perspective
criticism is easy
without credentials
Haiku # 17419 November 23, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by ash_against_people_writing_endless_comments_'cos_they_can't_write_succint_haiku
strong criticism
brutalised by your abuse
my heart is breaking
Haiku # 17417 November 23, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
Misunderstanding;
I loved the posted pictures
As much as 3D
Haiku # 17416 November 23, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by Janis
Thanksgiving is done
bird bones simmer in water.
Fall colors fading.

I think of the time
we teased vegetarians.
Enjoying all that

meat.
Haiku # 17415 November 23, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of oh yeah and I forgot to mention Mellie, what a fuckin crackpot!
It seems to me that
people who write so much on
their dicks, must be small.
Haiku # 17414 November 23, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by k_against_repetitive_subjects of why did scott get special treatment from Janis over his idiotic 3d/2d haiku and Janis bitches at me for cool pics from Klee?
So is that all you
guys find to talk about here?
Yanking on your dicks?

Seriously folks,
it gets really quite boring.
Try thinking for once.
Haiku # 17413 November 23, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by k_against_stupid_minds_and_stupid_haiku of to ash, ap, anti-social, ronin, moxie, scott, comicat and any other penis obsessed contributer i may have for gotten. And Janis
Try to toast a sinner
and you sin yourself, and go with
the sinner, down and you knew better

because you died again
Haiku # 17412 November 23, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
dumb kid envies cock
He wishes his was bigger
But it remains small
Haiku # 17411 November 23, 2001 10:29 am ET
by anti social
the kid scratches crabs
He enjoys watching them crawl
They infest his crotch
Haiku # 17410 November 23, 2001 10:28 am ET
by anti social
If you are still here
I mock you oh so badly
You read my dumb works
Haiku # 17409 November 23, 2001 10:25 am ET
by anti social
I challenge you to
write some poetry that rhymes
said the ignorant
Haiku # 17408 November 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by anti social
The dumb prick sits there
He's stroking the salami
We all move away
Haiku # 17407 November 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by anti social
Poop-shoot punnisher
Is what they call the fat man
It must hurt a lot
Haiku # 17406 November 23, 2001 10:13 am ET
by anti social
Your car may be black
You may think that it's fast, but
Your mom is faster
Haiku # 17405 November 23, 2001 10:12 am ET
by anti social
Once white, now yellow
Do not eat this stuff it's bad
somebody peed here
Haiku # 17404 November 23, 2001 10:10 am ET
by anti social
weaving left and right
moving up and down moaning
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17403 November 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
futile politics
players weaving left and right
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17402 November 22, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by ash
ones toss thier fences
nothing wrong with awareness
oh but "rights" judge more
Haiku # 17401 November 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Jeremy
Jeremy is mad.
Filled with teen-aged angst; no logo
has warped fragile minds
Haiku # 17400 November 22, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
Fucking dumb leftist
Spewing lame-assed rhetoric.
Marx was a retard.
Haiku # 17399 November 22, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
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