Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

If we met in person
Would I get a gauge of you
or would I get a 12 gauge in the mouth
and a good cover up for murder by
you all?
Haiku # 17436, November 24, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by Moxie
It's easier to hate than forgive...
It's easier to throw away than accept
It's easier to walk on than be the Samaritan

Haiku # 17435, November 24, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by Moxie
You always need enemies
It would be nice if I didn't have them
but sometimes, life goes on
Haiku # 17434, November 24, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Moxie
summer heat returns
storm clouds finally lifting
the swelter begins
Haiku # 17433, November 24, 2001 5:01 pm ET
by ash
really serious
i always obey the rules
except for sometimes when i disregard them totally, because i am not that rigid actually, but it gives me a chance to turn

:-)
Haiku # 17432, November 24, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by ash
Is this your site k?
love it, wonderful, thank-you.
spirit-lifting stuff.

wise, informative, and pointing the way as well
http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm#comego
Haiku # 17431, November 24, 2001 3:48 pm ET
by not to say bad haiku isn't one of MY favorite's except for that moxie asshole and the dungballs
however, there are
always exceptions to even
my rules, like Moxie.
Haiku # 17430, November 24, 2001 11:11 am ET
by k_against_Moxie of that doesn't mean I like your useless drivel though....you are one stupid asshole. Try meds.
it seems that this site
is fun only in one type
of haiku? I'll be

breaking away.
Haiku # 17429, November 24, 2001 11:08 am ET
by k_against_rigid_rules_that_only_serve_to_reflect_ignorance_and_enforce_it of more info to bolster my claim (my Credentials) http://www.ahapoetry.com/haiku.htm
looks like the site code
finally disallows tags.
things are safer now.
Haiku # 17428, November 24, 2001 11:05 am ET
by k_against_bad_code of good job on the html stripping Janis
ash may be a little
constipated, penned in by
rules of his own making

it's too bad that he
doesn't realize that most
haiku experts have

made exceptions

for speakers of english

Haiku # 17427, November 24, 2001 11:03 am ET
by k_against_ash of like one needs credentials for this site...i mean REALLY ash! www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm
held him in my arms
and he threw it all away
hold me in your arms

love me just the same
hold me in your arms again
grandma has a cock

held him in my arms
I've been thinking it over
and over again
Haiku # 17426, November 24, 2001 5:47 am ET
by mellie
without flooding us
you are still totally wet
dry you with my flames
Haiku # 17425, November 24, 2001 4:22 am ET
by ash
moxie must fight fire with fire or in his case non-haiku with non-haiku.......if he can do it why can't I?
Huh? eh? Huh? eh? huh? eh??? huh? eh???
Haiku # 17424, November 24, 2001 3:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
as hard as i try
i still don't appreciate
haiku which isn't
Haiku # 17423, November 24, 2001 2:40 am ET
by ash
I will always hate you moxie, you ignorant shit-head
Haiku # 17422, November 23, 2001 11:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It is easy to be critical
without enjoying anything
for some reason some people enjoy
saying someone else's stuff is shit
without even trying to like it
Haiku # 17421, November 23, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by Moxie
Wish I could keep that style up
here I get caught up in the in fighting
I write like Louis L'amour on depressants
Haiku # 17420, November 23, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Moxie of TO K for being creative...
from my perspective
criticism is easy
without credentials
Haiku # 17419, November 23, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by ash_against_people_writing_endless_comments_'cos_they_can't_write_succint_haiku
strong criticism
brutalised by your abuse
my heart is breaking
Haiku # 17417, November 23, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by ash
Misunderstanding;
I loved the posted pictures
As much as 3D
Haiku # 17416, November 23, 2001 5:10 pm ET
by Janis
Thanksgiving is done
bird bones simmer in water.
Fall colors fading.

I think of the time
we teased vegetarians.
Enjoying all that

meat.
Haiku # 17415, November 23, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of oh yeah and I forgot to mention Mellie, what a fuckin crackpot!
It seems to me that
people who write so much on
their dicks, must be small.
Haiku # 17414, November 23, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by k_against_repetitive_subjects of why did scott get special treatment from Janis over his idiotic 3d/2d haiku and Janis bitches at me for cool pics from Klee?
So is that all you
guys find to talk about here?
Yanking on your dicks?

Seriously folks,
it gets really quite boring.
Try thinking for once.
Haiku # 17413, November 23, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by k_against_stupid_minds_and_stupid_haiku of to ash, ap, anti-social, ronin, moxie, scott, comicat and any other penis obsessed contributer i may have for gotten. And Janis
Try to toast a sinner
and you sin yourself, and go with
the sinner, down and you knew better

because you died again
Haiku # 17412, November 23, 2001 12:25 pm ET
by Moxie
dumb kid envies cock
He wishes his was bigger
But it remains small
Haiku # 17411, November 23, 2001 10:29 am ET
by anti social
the kid scratches crabs
He enjoys watching them crawl
They infest his crotch
Haiku # 17410, November 23, 2001 10:28 am ET
by anti social
If you are still here
I mock you oh so badly
You read my dumb works
Haiku # 17409, November 23, 2001 10:25 am ET
by anti social
I challenge you to
write some poetry that rhymes
said the ignorant
Haiku # 17408, November 23, 2001 10:15 am ET
by anti social
The dumb prick sits there
He's stroking the salami
We all move away
Haiku # 17407, November 23, 2001 10:14 am ET
by anti social
Poop-shoot punnisher
Is what they call the fat man
It must hurt a lot
Haiku # 17406, November 23, 2001 10:13 am ET
by anti social
Your car may be black
You may think that it's fast, but
Your mom is faster
Haiku # 17405, November 23, 2001 10:12 am ET
by anti social
Once white, now yellow
Do not eat this stuff it's bad
somebody peed here
Haiku # 17404, November 23, 2001 10:10 am ET
by anti social
weaving left and right
moving up and down moaning
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17403, November 23, 2001 9:52 am ET
by mellie
futile politics
players weaving left and right
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17402, November 22, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by ash
ones toss thier fences
nothing wrong with awareness
oh but "rights" judge more
Haiku # 17401, November 22, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Jeremy
Jeremy is mad.
Filled with teen-aged angst; no logo
has warped fragile minds
Haiku # 17400, November 22, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
Fucking dumb leftist
Spewing lame-assed rhetoric.
Marx was a retard.
Haiku # 17399, November 22, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Right Wing Capitalist Pig
simple minds; your Toast
you choke on lengthy man meat
fucking sausage Sub

Haiku # 17398, November 22, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by Jeremy
patriotism
on every fucking car and shirt
get a clue, you twits
Haiku # 17397, November 22, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
the fake love
fills my mouth with bile
die, you bitch
Haiku # 17396, November 22, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by ghx of dfw
Id rather pass on
knowing that I die with a
sense of purpose here.......
Haiku # 17395, November 22, 2001 9:21 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
(this makes more sense)

An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Patriotism--

--right next to Egotism
Haiku # 17394, November 22, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
An obese waistline
is better than a swollen ego...
Egoism, right next--

--to Patriotism
Haiku # 17393, November 22, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Complacence keeps peace
amongst the ignorant fools
petty imbeciles
Haiku # 17392, November 22, 2001 2:52 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
these fucking sponges
cannot blossom properly
bland complacency
Haiku # 17391, November 22, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
result of your cheap
instant gratification
society = bliss
Haiku # 17390, November 22, 2001 2:15 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
"fat" america
fucking supersized masses
very well might pop
Haiku # 17389, November 22, 2001 2:10 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
please eat mcdonalds
profitable empire
selling you cancer
Haiku # 17388, November 22, 2001 2:07 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
when the masses enter
useless dwindling bandwagon
this dying nation.......
Haiku # 17387, November 22, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
total losers are
people who fail to see the
bullshit around them
Haiku # 17386, November 22, 2001 1:53 am ET
by Jeremy of NH
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