Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The many persons
we've been on line, I've been and
lost is being nice
Haiku # 17297, November 20, 2001 9:27 am ET
by Moxie

..yep you do produce
at a rate of about once
..in a blue blue moon

..(unless, of course...)
Haiku # 17296, November 20, 2001 9:24 am ET
by ronin

...........AP is janis?
do you read my cookies too
.and some stuff like those?
Haiku # 17295, November 20, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin
remember wallace
stevens, transcendent poet,
but milquetoast lawyer
Haiku # 17294, November 20, 2001 1:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tired but not retired
i continue my life's path
producing haiku
Haiku # 17293, November 19, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by ash
...OW COMON

mellie is a she?!?
Haiku # 17292, November 19, 2001 6:39 pm ET
by ronin

..........ash is back working?
.......he is past retirement age
.........with his head so bald

(must be hieing off somewhere in
.a golden acres home something)
Haiku # 17291, November 19, 2001 6:33 pm ET
by ronin@mustbeanimpostermebbescott
Whoever she is
Mellie's classy...
capish?
Haiku # 17290, November 19, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by ah
A golden shower????
Pouring into Mellie's mouth
Or gurgling some cum
Haiku # 17289, November 19, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Monday morning blah
I am sorry of
the fact I double-posted
I am quite sorry
Haiku # 17288, November 19, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
I am a fancy jedi
force be with you all
Haiku # 17287, November 19, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
Haiku # 17286, November 19, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Yslar
Ike was a Libran
I wish he had had dynamism
in that time for pres
Haiku # 17285, November 19, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
Vote eisenhower
he is a very nice guy
Presidental man
Haiku # 17284, November 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by yslar
Many a poet
looks up to the moon for inspiration
and she is a he?
Haiku # 17283, November 19, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Mox
They ask you to bottle it up
but then it blows up
Mount Saint Helen's had no soul
Haiku # 17282, November 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
Would Judas Iscariot
hung himself or was it
Mark's revenge on him

a Gospel Fiction?
Haiku # 17281, November 19, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Moxie
Grandma has a catchy phrase
my friend like Old Duke, Bowflex and Metallica
I am sorry this is not a haiku
I'm not sure it is a Zen statement
Haiku # 17280, November 19, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Moxie
Oh, I'm helpless for
but a moment then discover
You told me the truth all along

and I should have listened,
eh, do they have to be foes?
or future friends? or none of the above?
Haiku # 17279, November 19, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Mox
my head thrown right back
mouth open excited wait
down pours the shower
Haiku # 17278, November 19, 2001 9:49 am ET
by mellie
blown up transmitters
just another telly ban
in afghanistan
Haiku # 17277, November 19, 2001 9:03 am ET
by ash

a sense of duty
as the enemy battles
across the terrain
Haiku # 17276, November 19, 2001 8:46 am ET
by indiana

no need to argue
about parallel haiku
spain
Haiku # 17275, November 19, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

what a big surprise
to see you write my own line
bad spirits rising
Haiku # 17274, November 19, 2001 8:28 am ET
by indiana
when you remember
repetition rises up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17273, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash
when i think of it
as the impulse rises up
i will write haiku

Haiku # 17272, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash

when the moon is full
and the howls are long, would you
camp out in the woods?
Haiku # 17271, November 19, 2001 7:58 am ET
by indiana
when i lie in bed
and my genitals rise up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17270, November 19, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ash
when the moon is full
and the king tide rises up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17269, November 19, 2001 7:56 am ET
by ash
what full moon is that ?
you got poetic licence
not astronomer's
Haiku # 17268, November 19, 2001 6:36 am ET
by ash

the earth stood waiting
to catch heaven
Haiku # 17267, November 19, 2001 6:28 am ET
by indiana
Tension? Snip the tight-
rope, some wisdom making its
arrival in due time:

People I see as
helpless sinking victims are
superfluous foes.

[so the theory goes...]
Haiku # 17266, November 19, 2001 2:33 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
thirty pieces of cold
silver for a ration of mods
on line dead on cue
Haiku # 17264, November 18, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Moxie
I look back, and turn
into salt, Sodom and the
other place, kosher
Haiku # 17263, November 18, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Mox
I wonder if there is
worry about what one was
when one is no more
Haiku # 17262, November 18, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Mox
so sick of working
i am really sick of it
totally quite beyond
Haiku # 17261, November 18, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
ten tenths cloud cover
no sign of the leonids
beam me up, scotty
Haiku # 17260, November 18, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ash
crickey moonflower
you lay it on thick and sweet
makes me feel icky
Haiku # 17259, November 18, 2001 7:09 am ET
by mellie
open your veil dear,
shave your beard fast, sing and dance,
have life, be happy!
Haiku # 17258, November 18, 2001 5:51 am ET
by moonflower
fresh from a shower,
being squeaky clean is cool,
sad, some cant do same.
Haiku # 17257, November 18, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
shiny silver coin,
in my wallet lie quietly,
twas a gift from thee.
Haiku # 17256, November 18, 2001 5:27 am ET
by moonflower

.......feeling happy now
having done my bad deed for
.....today, i now abscond
Haiku # 17255, November 18, 2001 1:24 am ET
by ronin

..........and scott is janis
"they" have the user's name and
........password of this site

....(what's with the video clip)
Haiku # 17254, November 18, 2001 1:21 am ET
by ronin

..............trial by error:
when one narrows done the truth,
........what remains is...truth

....(or something to that effect)
Haiku # 17253, November 18, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ronin

.......and mellie is the
super gross moxie lee yuck
...who's also bung dung

Haiku # 17252, November 18, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ronin
.IDENTITY SWITHCHES

......lemme see... ap
is moonflower, AP is mox
.......and mox is AP

.(and ash is whoever he
......pretends to be)
Haiku # 17251, November 18, 2001 1:08 am ET
by ronin

propaganda sucks

......(gotcha)
Haiku # 17250, November 18, 2001 1:05 am ET
by ronin@8)

............regular posters
who lead normal lives neednt be
..........wary of this place

(as light shall vanquish darkness)
Haiku # 17249, November 18, 2001 12:59 am ET
by ronin

mox you're a smegma
...........SHIT
Haiku # 17247, November 18, 2001 12:51 am ET
by ronin

......i hereby declare
this place to be truly free
......of sexual misfits

(who were relocated at a
mental ward somewhere)
Haiku # 17246, November 18, 2001 12:48 am ET
by ronin
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