Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

my head thrown right back
mouth open excited wait
down pours the shower
Haiku # 17278, November 19, 2001 9:49 am ET
by mellie
blown up transmitters
just another telly ban
in afghanistan
Haiku # 17277, November 19, 2001 9:03 am ET
by ash

a sense of duty
as the enemy battles
across the terrain
Haiku # 17276, November 19, 2001 8:46 am ET
by indiana

no need to argue
about parallel haiku
spain
Haiku # 17275, November 19, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

what a big surprise
to see you write my own line
bad spirits rising
Haiku # 17274, November 19, 2001 8:28 am ET
by indiana
when you remember
repetition rises up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17273, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash
when i think of it
as the impulse rises up
i will write haiku

Haiku # 17272, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash

when the moon is full
and the howls are long, would you
camp out in the woods?
Haiku # 17271, November 19, 2001 7:58 am ET
by indiana
when i lie in bed
and my genitals rise up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17270, November 19, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ash
when the moon is full
and the king tide rises up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17269, November 19, 2001 7:56 am ET
by ash
what full moon is that ?
you got poetic licence
not astronomer's
Haiku # 17268, November 19, 2001 6:36 am ET
by ash

the earth stood waiting
to catch heaven
Haiku # 17267, November 19, 2001 6:28 am ET
by indiana
Tension? Snip the tight-
rope, some wisdom making its
arrival in due time:

People I see as
helpless sinking victims are
superfluous foes.

[so the theory goes...]
Haiku # 17266, November 19, 2001 2:33 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
thirty pieces of cold
silver for a ration of mods
on line dead on cue
Haiku # 17264, November 18, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Moxie
I look back, and turn
into salt, Sodom and the
other place, kosher
Haiku # 17263, November 18, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Mox
I wonder if there is
worry about what one was
when one is no more
Haiku # 17262, November 18, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Mox
so sick of working
i am really sick of it
totally quite beyond
Haiku # 17261, November 18, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
ten tenths cloud cover
no sign of the leonids
beam me up, scotty
Haiku # 17260, November 18, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ash
crickey moonflower
you lay it on thick and sweet
makes me feel icky
Haiku # 17259, November 18, 2001 7:09 am ET
by mellie
open your veil dear,
shave your beard fast, sing and dance,
have life, be happy!
Haiku # 17258, November 18, 2001 5:51 am ET
by moonflower
fresh from a shower,
being squeaky clean is cool,
sad, some cant do same.
Haiku # 17257, November 18, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
shiny silver coin,
in my wallet lie quietly,
twas a gift from thee.
Haiku # 17256, November 18, 2001 5:27 am ET
by moonflower

.......feeling happy now
having done my bad deed for
.....today, i now abscond
Haiku # 17255, November 18, 2001 1:24 am ET
by ronin

..........and scott is janis
"they" have the user's name and
........password of this site

....(what's with the video clip)
Haiku # 17254, November 18, 2001 1:21 am ET
by ronin

..............trial by error:
when one narrows done the truth,
........what remains is...truth

....(or something to that effect)
Haiku # 17253, November 18, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ronin

.......and mellie is the
super gross moxie lee yuck
...who's also bung dung

Haiku # 17252, November 18, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ronin
.IDENTITY SWITHCHES

......lemme see... ap
is moonflower, AP is mox
.......and mox is AP

.(and ash is whoever he
......pretends to be)
Haiku # 17251, November 18, 2001 1:08 am ET
by ronin

propaganda sucks

......(gotcha)
Haiku # 17250, November 18, 2001 1:05 am ET
by ronin@8)

............regular posters
who lead normal lives neednt be
..........wary of this place

(as light shall vanquish darkness)
Haiku # 17249, November 18, 2001 12:59 am ET
by ronin

mox you're a smegma
...........SHIT
Haiku # 17247, November 18, 2001 12:51 am ET
by ronin

......i hereby declare
this place to be truly free
......of sexual misfits

(who were relocated at a
mental ward somewhere)
Haiku # 17246, November 18, 2001 12:48 am ET
by ronin

...sour taste indeed, ash
..this is a baaa haiku site
it's what you're trained for

..(so i can start by telling
...the hobo bag bitches to
............get lost)
Haiku # 17245, November 18, 2001 12:43 am ET
by ronin
....the cross precedes christ
.it's an ancient symbol etched
........in the dawn of time

(mebbe sumerian or egyptian,
.......definitely not afghan)
Haiku # 17244, November 18, 2001 12:39 am ET
by ronin
PEARL JAM RULES
SI BEBE THEY DO
PEARL JAM RULES
Haiku # 17242, November 17, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
TODAY I HAVE FOUND
LINT IN MY POCKET AND THONG
IT TICKLES HEHEHE
Haiku # 17241, November 17, 2001 6:21 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
THAT LAST HAIKU WAS MINE
HAHAHA
YOU SUCK
Haiku # 17240, November 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
I HAVE A FRIEND
THE LITTLE HINDU GANGSTER THAT COULD
HIS GAUNDHI DOT ON HIS FOREHEAD
CONTROLS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Haiku # 17239, November 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ALL CAPS LOCK HAIKUS ARE MINE
HAHAHA
I AM NO LONGER ANONYMOUS
Haiku # 17238, November 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
MOXIE NEEDS A FRICKEN LIFE
YOU LIBERACE HEATHEN
I REALLY DONT LIKE GREG PASS
Haiku # 17237, November 17, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
GREG PASS SUCKS
I DONT LIKE GREG PASS
GREG PASS SUCKS
Haiku # 17236, November 17, 2001 6:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A taste of hashhish
would do me no good, as one
feels like trash to Earth

and thrown aside like
trash, when it's your turn you'll scream
no fair? What fair then?
Haiku # 17234, November 17, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Mox
Liz is perfection
I would change nothing
except her stubborness!
Haiku # 17233, November 17, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by Gabe of ny
I am SEX MASTER!
I pleasure you intensely!
You big happy boy!
Haiku # 17232, November 17, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by TiaMaria of Massachusetts
It's not ignorance
once you're aware of the
Socratic Ignore- ance
Haiku # 17231, November 16, 2001 11:57 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Ahh the war..on wha..
Maybe its not something you
can understand..
Haiku # 17230, November 16, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by Dr. Claw
Get this...smack and crack
aren't the super-opiums
television is.
Haiku # 17229, November 16, 2001 11:38 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Me devotchka,
missing the point you poor fool,
misunderstanding you see?
Haiku # 17228, November 16, 2001 11:36 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
You poor fool! Fascists
aren't in the same leage as
good old Carlo Marx.
Haiku # 17227, November 16, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
iron communist
triangle
Haiku # 17226, November 16, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by propaganda
"new" democracy,
"florida-style"....works in
Nicaragua too....!....:^)
Haiku # 17225, November 16, 2001 6:42 pm ET
by propaganda
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