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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

A golden shower????
Pouring into Mellie's mouth
Or gurgling some cum
Haiku # 17289, November 19, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Monday morning blah
I am sorry of
the fact I double-posted
I am quite sorry
Haiku # 17288, November 19, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
I am a fancy jedi
force be with you all
Haiku # 17287, November 19, 2001 11:02 am ET
by Yslar
My name is Yoda
Haiku # 17286, November 19, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Yslar
Ike was a Libran
I wish he had had dynamism
in that time for pres
Haiku # 17285, November 19, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
Vote eisenhower
he is a very nice guy
Presidental man
Haiku # 17284, November 19, 2001 10:51 am ET
by yslar
Many a poet
looks up to the moon for inspiration
and she is a he?
Haiku # 17283, November 19, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Mox
They ask you to bottle it up
but then it blows up
Mount Saint Helen's had no soul
Haiku # 17282, November 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
Would Judas Iscariot
hung himself or was it
Mark's revenge on him

a Gospel Fiction?
Haiku # 17281, November 19, 2001 10:17 am ET
by Moxie
Grandma has a catchy phrase
my friend like Old Duke, Bowflex and Metallica
I am sorry this is not a haiku
I'm not sure it is a Zen statement
Haiku # 17280, November 19, 2001 10:16 am ET
by Moxie
Oh, I'm helpless for
but a moment then discover
You told me the truth all along

and I should have listened,
eh, do they have to be foes?
or future friends? or none of the above?
Haiku # 17279, November 19, 2001 10:15 am ET
by Mox
my head thrown right back
mouth open excited wait
down pours the shower
Haiku # 17278, November 19, 2001 9:49 am ET
by mellie
blown up transmitters
just another telly ban
in afghanistan
Haiku # 17277, November 19, 2001 9:03 am ET
by ash

a sense of duty
as the enemy battles
across the terrain
Haiku # 17276, November 19, 2001 8:46 am ET
by indiana

no need to argue
about parallel haiku
spain
Haiku # 17275, November 19, 2001 8:39 am ET
by indiana

what a big surprise
to see you write my own line
bad spirits rising
Haiku # 17274, November 19, 2001 8:28 am ET
by indiana
when you remember
repetition rises up
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 17273, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash
when i think of it
as the impulse rises up
i will write haiku

Haiku # 17272, November 19, 2001 8:01 am ET
by ash

when the moon is full
and the howls are long, would you
camp out in the woods?
Haiku # 17271, November 19, 2001 7:58 am ET
by indiana
when i lie in bed
and my genitals rise up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17270, November 19, 2001 7:57 am ET
by ash
when the moon is full
and the king tide rises up
i will write haiku
Haiku # 17269, November 19, 2001 7:56 am ET
by ash
what full moon is that ?
you got poetic licence
not astronomer's
Haiku # 17268, November 19, 2001 6:36 am ET
by ash

the earth stood waiting
to catch heaven
Haiku # 17267, November 19, 2001 6:28 am ET
by indiana
Tension? Snip the tight-
rope, some wisdom making its
arrival in due time:

People I see as
helpless sinking victims are
superfluous foes.

[so the theory goes...]
Haiku # 17266, November 19, 2001 2:33 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
thirty pieces of cold
silver for a ration of mods
on line dead on cue
Haiku # 17264, November 18, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by Moxie
I look back, and turn
into salt, Sodom and the
other place, kosher
Haiku # 17263, November 18, 2001 8:38 pm ET
by Mox
I wonder if there is
worry about what one was
when one is no more
Haiku # 17262, November 18, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Mox
so sick of working
i am really sick of it
totally quite beyond
Haiku # 17261, November 18, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ash
ten tenths cloud cover
no sign of the leonids
beam me up, scotty
Haiku # 17260, November 18, 2001 8:03 am ET
by ash
crickey moonflower
you lay it on thick and sweet
makes me feel icky
Haiku # 17259, November 18, 2001 7:09 am ET
by mellie
open your veil dear,
shave your beard fast, sing and dance,
have life, be happy!
Haiku # 17258, November 18, 2001 5:51 am ET
by moonflower
fresh from a shower,
being squeaky clean is cool,
sad, some cant do same.
Haiku # 17257, November 18, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
shiny silver coin,
in my wallet lie quietly,
twas a gift from thee.
Haiku # 17256, November 18, 2001 5:27 am ET
by moonflower

.......feeling happy now
having done my bad deed for
.....today, i now abscond
Haiku # 17255, November 18, 2001 1:24 am ET
by ronin

..........and scott is janis
"they" have the user's name and
........password of this site

....(what's with the video clip)
Haiku # 17254, November 18, 2001 1:21 am ET
by ronin

..............trial by error:
when one narrows done the truth,
........what remains is...truth

....(or something to that effect)
Haiku # 17253, November 18, 2001 1:17 am ET
by ronin

.......and mellie is the
super gross moxie lee yuck
...who's also bung dung

Haiku # 17252, November 18, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ronin
.IDENTITY SWITHCHES

......lemme see... ap
is moonflower, AP is mox
.......and mox is AP

.(and ash is whoever he
......pretends to be)
Haiku # 17251, November 18, 2001 1:08 am ET
by ronin

propaganda sucks

......(gotcha)
Haiku # 17250, November 18, 2001 1:05 am ET
by ronin@8)

............regular posters
who lead normal lives neednt be
..........wary of this place

(as light shall vanquish darkness)
Haiku # 17249, November 18, 2001 12:59 am ET
by ronin

mox you're a smegma
...........SHIT
Haiku # 17247, November 18, 2001 12:51 am ET
by ronin

......i hereby declare
this place to be truly free
......of sexual misfits

(who were relocated at a
mental ward somewhere)
Haiku # 17246, November 18, 2001 12:48 am ET
by ronin

...sour taste indeed, ash
..this is a baaa haiku site
it's what you're trained for

..(so i can start by telling
...the hobo bag bitches to
............get lost)
Haiku # 17245, November 18, 2001 12:43 am ET
by ronin
....the cross precedes christ
.it's an ancient symbol etched
........in the dawn of time

(mebbe sumerian or egyptian,
.......definitely not afghan)
Haiku # 17244, November 18, 2001 12:39 am ET
by ronin
PEARL JAM RULES
SI BEBE THEY DO
PEARL JAM RULES
Haiku # 17242, November 17, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
TODAY I HAVE FOUND
LINT IN MY POCKET AND THONG
IT TICKLES HEHEHE
Haiku # 17241, November 17, 2001 6:21 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
THAT LAST HAIKU WAS MINE
HAHAHA
YOU SUCK
Haiku # 17240, November 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
I HAVE A FRIEND
THE LITTLE HINDU GANGSTER THAT COULD
HIS GAUNDHI DOT ON HIS FOREHEAD
CONTROLS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
Haiku # 17239, November 17, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ALL CAPS LOCK HAIKUS ARE MINE
HAHAHA
I AM NO LONGER ANONYMOUS
Haiku # 17238, November 17, 2001 6:18 pm ET
by SHAKAKAUN
MOXIE NEEDS A FRICKEN LIFE
YOU LIBERACE HEATHEN
I REALLY DONT LIKE GREG PASS
Haiku # 17237, November 17, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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