If they spoke English
oh how they would laugh, up there
high on Mount Titlis.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I sat in my car
Guttermouth played loudly
Man, do I feel Fucked
by amanda of seattle , usa
''you''ll be glad you did''
that is what it said up there
my heart feels sorrow
by manic bartender
in my own office
I sit on my lazy ass
monkey, keep typing!
by manic bartender
footprint shaped poodle
Japanese man is screaming
oh no,is Godzilla!
by manic bartender
Jimmy Kimmel and
Adam Corrola say to
eat sticks of butter
by manic bartender
well, it''s almost time
return to college dammit
I eat the raw beans
by Infinity
It gets pretty sore
If you play with it too much
Then it all goes numb
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Nobody wants me
Perhaps it''s because I smell
of elderberries
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The ginger-haired girl
Sings like a siren by the
Photocopier
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I am made King
I''ll wear a hollow melon
Instead of a crown
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When I saw Star Wars
Princess Leia forced me to
Test fire my Death Star
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Alone in my room
I eat cold beans from the tin
In my vest and pants
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
''Just like a Mandog
you chase tail in a circle.''
XTC, the wags.
by Scrunty Hardbody
An old newspaper
Lies on the ground, in the rain
Just getting wetter
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I just don''t get it
What''s with these apostrophes?
There''s one too many...
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I like Jane Fonda
I couldn''t eat all of her
But I''d make a start
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I wish I could fly
In the air like an eagle
That eats small people
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I bought new sockets
And polished up all my plugs
Big plug fun tonight!
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Oh didnt you hear?
Apostrophes are pass
by Scrunty Hardbody
Oh didnt you hear?
Apostrophes are pass
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bastard newsagent
didn''t deliver paper
*and* he has a beard.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Bastard newsagent
didn''t deliver paper
*and* he has a beard.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I send six haiku
to your wonderful website
oh, wait, now seven.
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
The morning''s work done,
I retire to the bar.
Time to get hammered.
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
Curled up in a ball,
Whimpering on the sidewalk
I have no more drugs.
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
Damn punk-ass robots
Always shooting their lasers
and cramping my style.
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
Pretentious bastards!
I do all my wine tasting
from a paper bag.
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
Passed out on the floor
Puddle of vomit my one
clue to what happened
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
If I wrote Haiku
To describe your many charms
Could I grab your ass?
by Chris of Ottawa, Canada
my penis is large
my money is abundant
where are the chicks?
by chris
why does she IM?
she ripped my f**cking heart out
i mope always now
by chris
my cat''s neck and head
are flea-bitten and scabby
decapitation
by chris
when whisky is chugged
and pizza is inhaled, chunks
swirl counterclockwise
by chris
inverse investments
based on the belief that I
will be an icon
it has been my dream
and quite a wet one at that
since I was a girl
and now the fear strikes
cuz it''s time for me to, (shh)
the camera will lie
if I am
by kkk kate capshaw
a man is giving
me money to make him rich
my dreams are rainchecks
by high as a highness
Oh where oh where has
my Hollywood gone? Oh where
oh where can he be?
by Eddie Futch
i could rule the world
if i was a lot bigger
and carried a nuke
by ash
Good God my darling
I think that I flipped my wig
such halcyon days
by Dr Ernest Unity
It has become clear
You would like to see me nude
I can understand
by Dr Ernest Unity
the frog runs screaming
just like a banshee in green
no one notices
by Dr Ernest Unity
the frog runs screaming
just like a banshee in green
no one notices
by Anonymous Poet
I built me a raft
I might pass this way again
In life.....you don''t know
by Tony's Grandpa
my feet are sexy
arizona embers burn.
fried feet anyone?
by moo j of phoenix, gorp
I love The Big Dig
We approach a golden age
But they''ll all still whine
by Eddie Futch
I hope those ass holes
are through harassing OJ
He''s suffered enough
by Eddie Futch
take away this pain
reading reader''s digest sucks
where''s my bad Haiku??
by oldnasty of arcata,
Today my job ends
Good thing I sent resumes
I''ll love my new job
by otaking
The neighbour''s sheepdog
has been shorn, and all its fur
is now a merkin
by Scrunty Hardbody
