the frog runs screaming
just like a banshee in green
no one notices
by Anonymous Poet
I built me a raft
I might pass this way again
In life.....you don''t know
by Tony's Grandpa
my feet are sexy
arizona embers burn.
fried feet anyone?
by moo j of phoenix, gorp
I love The Big Dig
We approach a golden age
But they''ll all still whine
by Eddie Futch
I hope those ass holes
are through harassing OJ
He''s suffered enough
by Eddie Futch
take away this pain
reading reader''s digest sucks
where''s my bad Haiku??
by oldnasty of arcata,
Today my job ends
Good thing I sent resumes
I''ll love my new job
by otaking
The neighbour''s sheepdog
has been shorn, and all its fur
is now a merkin
by Scrunty Hardbody
I wear pink boxers
I''m not secretly gay or
Anything like that
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The heavy shroud
of time lies around my mind
Like a big parka
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
When fish swim softly
No-one hears their gentle splash
Except other fish
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I am iron man
I''m not made from iron though
I like ironing
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Making fresh popcorn
With a blowtorch and some oil
Where are my eyebrows?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Two haikus, how queer
I only clicked the thing once
Computers are pants
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I touched your brain
Would you giggle or cry out?
I''ve washed my forcep...
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I touched your brain
Would you giggle or cry out?
I''ve washed my forcep...
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If men were machines
They''d have electronic parts
Instead of flesh ones
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
when the cold descends
where fog hangs in the valley
sit near the heater
by ash
At John and Chuck''s place
The Lobster''s are three pounds each
You''d think it''s Heaven!
by SHAGGYDOO
If mercy exists
and may be nobly bestowed
build me walls, oh lord
by Eddie Futch
Jesse and James fly
Team Rocket blasts off again
Meowth goes with them
by Otaking
I like Pokemon
Pikachu makes me happy
So does Team Rocket
by Otaking
once I heard so clear
the phatness of a kick ass
smooth bass line thumpin
by Infinity
spammed with an offer
webcast from a toilet bowl
why do they bother?
by ash
Congratulations,
Your new wife is a racist
Good Luck and God Bless.
by Sugar Monkey Girl
Your wallet is in
your blue pants. "My blue
pants? I
got this many pants on?"
by Eddie Futch
Should I buy CDs?
Or try Forbidden Planet?
I hate decisions.
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A sound, a whisper
Two gossamer threads entwine
Then forever part
by LR Whister
Why all the swearing?
It''s neither big nor clever
Only tedious
by Lynda Le Plant of Ficus Robustus
Fuck you! My head hurt!
Fuck you! My head hurt real bad!
Fuck you! How is that!?
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Pop''s that''s not 5!
Do you hear me? Look at it!
You''re out of bounds here!
by Kate
My fucking head hurts.
I will never drink again.
Do you hear me! NEVER!!!
by Tony's Grandpa
before solarfilm
stretched coloured tissue or silk
high on acetone
by ash
aerodynamic
check my lift coefficient
stroke my empennage
by ash
so I''m wondering
does the worm in tequila
hold special powers?
by Infinity
The guy at the desk
named Virgil came from out West
to teach us the ropes
by SHAGGYDOO
Strung out from the road
I type the brittle letters
Can you read my thoughts?
by SHAGGYDOO
Elvis left the house.
With the white knight and a phone.
What happened Friday?
by SHAGGYDOO
all i want to do
all i want to do is run
run from jellyman
by ricky rickshaw of arlington, usa
i watched cock theatre
a million dollar mirror
(massaging my tripe)
by kkk kate moss
will somebody please
get this man some help you know
he''s got no damn head
by Infinity
bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
good ol'' u.s.a.
by ash
smaller and smaller
tinier and tinier
infinitesmal
by ash
On the Clubhouse steps
Ernie taught us life''s lesson,
.....that we ALL bleed RED.
by SHAGGYDOO
In notes Cristo sang,
"I''m going hungry yeah, yeah"
Get that man some food!
by SHAGGYDOO
With my monkey''s hand
I can conjure up the truth
Just the way I want
by SHAGGYDOO
LC played eighteen
ran home and washed the monkey
then ate some pork pie
by Tony's Grandpa
Billion dollar babe
took me to the promised land
in yesterday''s dream
by Tony's Grandpa
In your land you see
fat, monkey-faced women, eh?
You must be English!
by Tony's Grandpa
