Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

If I touched your brain
Would you giggle or cry out?
I''ve washed my forcep...
Haiku # 1644, August 4, 1999 8:42 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I touched your brain
Would you giggle or cry out?
I''ve washed my forcep...
Haiku # 1643, August 4, 1999 8:41 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If men were machines
They''d have electronic parts
Instead of flesh ones
Haiku # 1642, August 4, 1999 8:32 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
when the cold descends
where fog hangs in the valley
sit near the heater
Haiku # 1641, August 4, 1999 6:19 am ET
by ash
At John and Chuck''s place
The Lobster''s are three pounds each
You''d think it''s Heaven!
Haiku # 1640, August 4, 1999 3:50 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
If mercy exists
and may be nobly bestowed
build me walls, oh lord
Haiku # 1639, August 3, 1999 1:42 pm ET
by Eddie Futch
Jesse and James fly
Team Rocket blasts off again
Meowth goes with them
Haiku # 1638, August 3, 1999 11:11 am ET
by Otaking
I like Pokemon
Pikachu makes me happy
So does Team Rocket
Haiku # 1637, August 3, 1999 6:56 am ET
by Otaking
once I heard so clear
the phatness of a kick ass
smooth bass line thumpin
Haiku # 1636, August 2, 1999 9:44 pm ET
by Infinity
spammed with an offer
webcast from a toilet bowl
why do they bother?
Haiku # 1635, August 2, 1999 6:08 pm ET
by ash
Congratulations,
Your new wife is a racist
Good Luck and God Bless.
Haiku # 1634, August 2, 1999 1:24 pm ET
by Sugar Monkey Girl
Your wallet is in
your blue pants. "My blue
pants? I
got this many pants on?"
Haiku # 1633, August 2, 1999 9:37 am ET
by Eddie Futch
Should I buy CDs?
Or try Forbidden Planet?
I hate decisions.
Haiku # 1632, August 2, 1999 4:42 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A sound, a whisper
Two gossamer threads entwine
Then forever part
Haiku # 1631, August 2, 1999 4:38 am ET
by LR Whister
Why all the swearing?
It''s neither big nor clever
Only tedious
Haiku # 1630, August 2, 1999 4:35 am ET
by Lynda Le Plant of Ficus Robustus
Fuck you! My head hurt!
Fuck you! My head hurt real bad!
Fuck you! How is that!?
Haiku # 1629, August 1, 1999 8:21 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Hey Pop''s that''s not 5!
Do you hear me? Look at it!
You''re out of bounds here!
Haiku # 1628, August 1, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by Kate
My fucking head hurts.
I will never drink again.
Do you hear me! NEVER!!!
Haiku # 1627, July 31, 1999 1:50 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
before solarfilm
stretched coloured tissue or silk
high on acetone
Haiku # 1626, July 31, 1999 5:40 am ET
by ash
aerodynamic
check my lift coefficient
stroke my empennage
Haiku # 1625, July 31, 1999 5:38 am ET
by ash
so I''m wondering
does the worm in tequila
hold special powers?
Haiku # 1624, July 31, 1999 12:08 am ET
by Infinity
The guy at the desk
named Virgil came from out West
to teach us the ropes
Haiku # 1623, July 30, 1999 9:47 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Strung out from the road
I type the brittle letters
Can you read my thoughts?
Haiku # 1622, July 30, 1999 9:43 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Elvis left the house.
With the white knight and a phone.
What happened Friday?
Haiku # 1621, July 30, 1999 9:29 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
all i want to do
all i want to do is run
run from jellyman
Haiku # 1620, July 30, 1999 8:44 pm ET
by ricky rickshaw of arlington, usa
i watched cock theatre
a million dollar mirror
(massaging my tripe)
Haiku # 1619, July 30, 1999 4:47 pm ET
by kkk kate moss
will somebody please
get this man some help you know
he''s got no damn head
Haiku # 1618, July 30, 1999 11:59 am ET
by Infinity
bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
good ol'' u.s.a.
Haiku # 1617, July 30, 1999 5:25 am ET
by ash
smaller and smaller
tinier and tinier
infinitesmal
Haiku # 1616, July 30, 1999 5:20 am ET
by ash
On the Clubhouse steps
Ernie taught us life''s lesson,
.....that we ALL bleed RED.
Haiku # 1615, July 29, 1999 4:06 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
In notes Cristo sang,
"I''m going hungry yeah, yeah"
Get that man some food!
Haiku # 1614, July 29, 1999 4:05 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
With my monkey''s hand
I can conjure up the truth
Just the way I want
Haiku # 1613, July 29, 1999 4:00 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
LC played eighteen
ran home and washed the monkey
then ate some pork pie
Haiku # 1612, July 29, 1999 3:58 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Billion dollar babe
took me to the promised land
in yesterday''s dream
Haiku # 1611, July 29, 1999 3:54 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
In your land you see
fat, monkey-faced women, eh?
You must be English!
Haiku # 1610, July 29, 1999 3:49 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
gooey sweet surprise
chocolate center when I
opened up his brain
Haiku # 1609, July 29, 1999 12:08 pm ET
by Infinity
back in my dark cube
a post-it note marked ''REVOLT!''
reach for the stapler
Haiku # 1608, July 29, 1999 10:00 am ET
by Hollywood Abomidus
Smegma from Kansas
Is what orangey bits are
And you eat it. Eugh
Haiku # 1607, July 29, 1999 9:47 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Satan''s own urine:
Snapple''s main ingredient.
True
Haiku # 1606, July 29, 1999 9:39 am ET
by read the label.
Poor misguided fool
Everyone knows that Snapple
Is God
Haiku # 1605, July 29, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I have an album.
''Let''s All Make Love in London'',
it''s called. Psychadelic.
Haiku # 1604, July 29, 1999 9:38 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Masturbationing
Isn
Haiku # 1603, July 29, 1999 9:36 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
You talk out your arse;
Jaffa Cakes are flinky
- Better than Snapple.
Haiku # 1602, July 29, 1999 9:34 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I
Haiku # 1601, July 29, 1999 9:34 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Jaffa Cakes are vile
Spit out the orangey bit
Or you
Haiku # 1600, July 29, 1999 9:27 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Thugs abound round here
Fat, monkey-faced women, too.
Inbreeding is rife.
Haiku # 1599, July 29, 1999 9:24 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Ooh, mm, Jaffa Cakes
Ninety-one percent fat-free
and orangey, too
Haiku # 1598, July 29, 1999 9:23 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
baked at the pet store
they drug test their employees
glad I just shop here
Haiku # 1597, July 29, 1999 7:09 am ET
by Hollywood Fonzarelli
" " " "
''''''''''''''
" " " " "
Haiku # 1596, July 29, 1999 6:52 am ET
by Maybe you"re right
Licking stuff is fun
Especially when it
Haiku # 1595, July 29, 1999 6:08 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
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