Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 42 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Hey Pop''s that''s not 5!
Do you hear me? Look at it!
You''re out of bounds here!
Haiku # 1628, August 1, 1999 8:18 pm ET
by Kate
My fucking head hurts.
I will never drink again.
Do you hear me! NEVER!!!
Haiku # 1627, July 31, 1999 1:50 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
before solarfilm
stretched coloured tissue or silk
high on acetone
Haiku # 1626, July 31, 1999 5:40 am ET
by ash
aerodynamic
check my lift coefficient
stroke my empennage
Haiku # 1625, July 31, 1999 5:38 am ET
by ash
so I''m wondering
does the worm in tequila
hold special powers?
Haiku # 1624, July 31, 1999 12:08 am ET
by Infinity
The guy at the desk
named Virgil came from out West
to teach us the ropes
Haiku # 1623, July 30, 1999 9:47 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Strung out from the road
I type the brittle letters
Can you read my thoughts?
Haiku # 1622, July 30, 1999 9:43 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Elvis left the house.
With the white knight and a phone.
What happened Friday?
Haiku # 1621, July 30, 1999 9:29 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
all i want to do
all i want to do is run
run from jellyman
Haiku # 1620, July 30, 1999 8:44 pm ET
by ricky rickshaw of arlington, usa
i watched cock theatre
a million dollar mirror
(massaging my tripe)
Haiku # 1619, July 30, 1999 4:47 pm ET
by kkk kate moss
will somebody please
get this man some help you know
he''s got no damn head
Haiku # 1618, July 30, 1999 11:59 am ET
by Infinity
bang bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
good ol'' u.s.a.
Haiku # 1617, July 30, 1999 5:25 am ET
by ash
smaller and smaller
tinier and tinier
infinitesmal
Haiku # 1616, July 30, 1999 5:20 am ET
by ash
On the Clubhouse steps
Ernie taught us life''s lesson,
.....that we ALL bleed RED.
Haiku # 1615, July 29, 1999 4:06 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
In notes Cristo sang,
"I''m going hungry yeah, yeah"
Get that man some food!
Haiku # 1614, July 29, 1999 4:05 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
With my monkey''s hand
I can conjure up the truth
Just the way I want
Haiku # 1613, July 29, 1999 4:00 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
LC played eighteen
ran home and washed the monkey
then ate some pork pie
Haiku # 1612, July 29, 1999 3:58 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Billion dollar babe
took me to the promised land
in yesterday''s dream
Haiku # 1611, July 29, 1999 3:54 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
In your land you see
fat, monkey-faced women, eh?
You must be English!
Haiku # 1610, July 29, 1999 3:49 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
gooey sweet surprise
chocolate center when I
opened up his brain
Haiku # 1609, July 29, 1999 12:08 pm ET
by Infinity
back in my dark cube
a post-it note marked ''REVOLT!''
reach for the stapler
Haiku # 1608, July 29, 1999 10:00 am ET
by Hollywood Abomidus
Smegma from Kansas
Is what orangey bits are
And you eat it. Eugh
Haiku # 1607, July 29, 1999 9:47 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Satan''s own urine:
Snapple''s main ingredient.
True
Haiku # 1606, July 29, 1999 9:39 am ET
by read the label.
Poor misguided fool
Everyone knows that Snapple
Is God
Haiku # 1605, July 29, 1999 9:39 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I have an album.
''Let''s All Make Love in London'',
it''s called. Psychadelic.
Haiku # 1604, July 29, 1999 9:38 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Masturbationing
Isn
Haiku # 1603, July 29, 1999 9:36 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
You talk out your arse;
Jaffa Cakes are flinky
- Better than Snapple.
Haiku # 1602, July 29, 1999 9:34 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I
Haiku # 1601, July 29, 1999 9:34 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Jaffa Cakes are vile
Spit out the orangey bit
Or you
Haiku # 1600, July 29, 1999 9:27 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Thugs abound round here
Fat, monkey-faced women, too.
Inbreeding is rife.
Haiku # 1599, July 29, 1999 9:24 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Ooh, mm, Jaffa Cakes
Ninety-one percent fat-free
and orangey, too
Haiku # 1598, July 29, 1999 9:23 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
baked at the pet store
they drug test their employees
glad I just shop here
Haiku # 1597, July 29, 1999 7:09 am ET
by Hollywood Fonzarelli
" " " "
''''''''''''''
" " " " "
Haiku # 1596, July 29, 1999 6:52 am ET
by Maybe you"re right
Licking stuff is fun
Especially when it
Haiku # 1595, July 29, 1999 6:08 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The apostrophe
Is such a hard thing to use
For Americans
Haiku # 1594, July 29, 1999 6:05 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Pass the red pesto
The purple mastodon said
And so I passed it
Haiku # 1593, July 29, 1999 6:03 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
You could press people
If you had a twisted mind
and a big fat book
Haiku # 1592, July 29, 1999 6:01 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Your daughter''s that smart?
Quote her teacher again, please
I''ll kill your daughter
Haiku # 1591, July 29, 1999 5:59 am ET
by Eddie Futch
The boredom trickles
Down my personality
Like wee down a leg
Haiku # 1590, July 29, 1999 5:58 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Morning coffee, eh?
It''s gonna be hot you say?
Got the low-wall blues
Haiku # 1589, July 29, 1999 5:57 am ET
by Eddie Futch
Got the low-wall blues
Shut your mouth or I''ll kill you
Got the low-wall blues
Haiku # 1588, July 29, 1999 5:55 am ET
by Eddie Futch
I know scary stuff
N Sync molests little boys
and then strangles them
Haiku # 1587, July 28, 1999 12:47 pm ET
by Infinity
butt fuck butt fuck butt
you are such a total slut
the new star wars sucks
Haiku # 1586, July 28, 1999 12:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of fuck you
overheard order
I need a cinnamon bun
no you don''t lady
Haiku # 1585, July 28, 1999 7:26 am ET
by Hollywood Worker Bee
my oral surgeon
says ''synthetic narcotic''
he shoots, he scores! yes!
Haiku # 1584, July 28, 1999 7:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
giant transistor
checks his papers, lets him through
lucky electron!
Haiku # 1583, July 27, 1999 8:31 pm ET
by Hollywood Fuckenheimer
Cool autumn morning
The blue disc calls out my name
COME ON! IT''S PLAY TIME!!!
Haiku # 1582, July 27, 1999 5:45 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Riding with the wind
Where you land is up to fate
It''s the frisbee life
Haiku # 1581, July 27, 1999 5:44 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Flying disc haiku
makes me think of hang gliding
between two giants
Haiku # 1580, July 27, 1999 5:43 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
havin'' a hanky
old age loves embroidery
leave your threaded mark
Haiku # 1579, July 27, 1999 5:04 pm ET
by secret spalekrit
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