The apostrophe
Is such a hard thing to use
For Americans
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Pass the red pesto
The purple mastodon said
And so I passed it
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
You could press people
If you had a twisted mind
and a big fat book
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Your daughter''s that smart?
Quote her teacher again, please
I''ll kill your daughter
by Eddie Futch
The boredom trickles
Down my personality
Like wee down a leg
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Morning coffee, eh?
It''s gonna be hot you say?
Got the low-wall blues
by Eddie Futch
Got the low-wall blues
Shut your mouth or I''ll kill you
Got the low-wall blues
by Eddie Futch
I know scary stuff
N Sync molests little boys
and then strangles them
by Infinity
butt fuck butt fuck butt
you are such a total slut
the new star wars sucks
by Anonymous Poet of fuck you
overheard order
I need a cinnamon bun
no you don''t lady
by Hollywood Worker Bee
my oral surgeon
says ''synthetic narcotic''
he shoots, he scores! yes!
by Anonymous Poet
giant transistor
checks his papers, lets him through
lucky electron!
by Hollywood Fuckenheimer
Cool autumn morning
The blue disc calls out my name
COME ON! IT''S PLAY TIME!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
Riding with the wind
Where you land is up to fate
It''s the frisbee life
by SHAGGYDOO
Flying disc haiku
makes me think of hang gliding
between two giants
by SHAGGYDOO
havin'' a hanky
old age loves embroidery
leave your threaded mark
by secret spalekrit
excuse me Satan
this must belong to you sir
no human made lynx
by Hollywood Bonfire
take my lynx machine
stomp it, piss on the pieces
torch the manuals
by Hollywood Bonfire
I hate lynx so much
you hear me motherfucker?
this is serious
by Hollywood Bonfire
a deceptive name
the planet''s worst interface
lynx OS
by Hollywood Bonfire
the tip of my tongue
parts your sweet lips, a little
your taste makes me hard
by hangdog
A blue cylinder
has inspired bad haiku
See this URL
by Daniel Alt of Cleveland, USA
She studied the ring
murmurred "Ver-eee-tas" and then
said "Oooh, smarty pants"
by Eddie Futch
Unselfconcsiously
yet with great style and presence
I fear not the Greeks
by Eddie Futch
You poor, dumb woman
That man is an idiot
and from New Jersey
by Eddie Futch
She sat in 3 B.
I was by her in 3 A.
She said she was Ann.
by SHAGGYDOO
The plane up the coast
Rock and Rolled through the day sky.
Ann wretched in a bag.
by SHAGGYDOO
In New York City
I got caught in a rain storm
waiting for a bus
by SHAGGYDOO
Going bus surfing
in a 42 seater
loaded to the brim
by SHAGGYDOO
Right next to me was
a jittery little man
being all spastic!
by SHAGGYDOO
Lacerated lips
opened up next to my face.
Damn dude! GO AWAY!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
My anus trickles
Sticky brown lumps of matter;
Curry assails me
by Boba Matt of Leamington SPA, U.K.
Oh baby, baby!
Think about what you''re doing,
And then DO IT RIGHT!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
Fingering a tune
till it embeds in your soul.
Now that''s some passion!
by SHAGGYDOO
Jen and the wedding.
Are you so sure he''s the one?
FOREVER is Loooooooooonnnng!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
watching wrestling
tonight at 4:30, yeah!
wrestling is gay
by scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
Even if you just
weed a little at a time
you have a garden
by Maudest Production
Please don''t boss me
you should know better by know
I''m gonna cut you
by Eddie Futch
My dearest Edward
will you get an eye exam
you''re blind as a bat
by Sugar Monkey Girl
I''m a sillyass
I meant to say link BELOW
on last bad haiku
by Infinity
for more bad haikus
all about olean and shit
go to link above
by Infinity
I researched it all
haikus are not set in stone
this form is best though
:P
by Infinity
Stinky wallet poo
Hot weather makes my ass sweat
Money in his mouth!
by Scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
fuck summer couples
having a very good time
women, I miss mine
by Scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy
by Jason
Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy
by Jason
Weddings are a pain
I am crazy in the head
Only six more days
by Jen
a big mystery
between nine and twenty-three
vanished poetry
by ash
Dude!!! What''s with the corn?
Do you need help? A way out???
What gives in corn land?
by SHAGGYDOO
You''re all
dumbasses
a true haiku goes like this
two, three, seven, five
by getting technical of the land of opportunity, usa
