You poor, dumb woman
That man is an idiot
and from New Jersey
by Eddie Futch
She sat in 3 B.
I was by her in 3 A.
She said she was Ann.
by SHAGGYDOO
The plane up the coast
Rock and Rolled through the day sky.
Ann wretched in a bag.
by SHAGGYDOO
In New York City
I got caught in a rain storm
waiting for a bus
by SHAGGYDOO
Going bus surfing
in a 42 seater
loaded to the brim
by SHAGGYDOO
Right next to me was
a jittery little man
being all spastic!
by SHAGGYDOO
Lacerated lips
opened up next to my face.
Damn dude! GO AWAY!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
My anus trickles
Sticky brown lumps of matter;
Curry assails me
by Boba Matt of Leamington SPA, U.K.
Oh baby, baby!
Think about what you''re doing,
And then DO IT RIGHT!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
Fingering a tune
till it embeds in your soul.
Now that''s some passion!
by SHAGGYDOO
Jen and the wedding.
Are you so sure he''s the one?
FOREVER is Loooooooooonnnng!!!
by SHAGGYDOO
watching wrestling
tonight at 4:30, yeah!
wrestling is gay
by scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
Even if you just
weed a little at a time
you have a garden
by Maudest Production
Please don''t boss me
you should know better by know
I''m gonna cut you
by Eddie Futch
My dearest Edward
will you get an eye exam
you''re blind as a bat
by Sugar Monkey Girl
I''m a sillyass
I meant to say link BELOW
on last bad haiku
by Infinity
for more bad haikus
all about olean and shit
go to link above
by Infinity
I researched it all
haikus are not set in stone
this form is best though
:P
by Infinity
Stinky wallet poo
Hot weather makes my ass sweat
Money in his mouth!
by Scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
fuck summer couples
having a very good time
women, I miss mine
by Scott Carstensen of Cool, USA
Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy
by Jason
Beer is very good
I already drank a lot
I am a bad boy
by Jason
Weddings are a pain
I am crazy in the head
Only six more days
by Jen
a big mystery
between nine and twenty-three
vanished poetry
by ash
Dude!!! What''s with the corn?
Do you need help? A way out???
What gives in corn land?
by SHAGGYDOO
You''re all
dumbasses
a true haiku goes like this
two, three, seven, five
by getting technical of the land of opportunity, usa
kerschlopensteiner
that''s the sound of a big turd
hitting the water
by Infinity
Corn corn corn corn corn!
Corn corn corn corn corn corn corn;
Corn corn corn corn corn!
by Scott Corn Corn of Corn, Corn
the secret police
kicked in the door and vanished
two weeks worth of shit
by Hollywood Bonfire
O You Henderson!
You bring the tastiest corn!
I like it very much!
by Scott Alexander Corn of Corn, Canada
O my Henderson!
You make miracles happen!
Give me corn, corn corn!
by Scott Alexander Howard of Kelowna, Canada
I had a blow out.
My haiku pulled a time warp.
Or was it just me?
by SHAGGYDOO
I am your dolly,
honey, and dress like it too.
Training my organ.
by Finkel
I live in shithole
I drive to work in shit car
shit shit and more shit
by Infinity of Shitholio
ah. seasons you say?
brown grass, sweating ass. four months
summer in Texas
by Emcee Escher
I vote with Scully
New entries are best on top
Scrolling is no fun
by Emcee Escher
between now and then
there''s an awful lot of time
or at least one hopes
by ash
could the new haikus
appear on top as before
for ease of reading?
by scully
jan is, new haikus
now appear at the bottom
requiring scrolling
by scully
crimson hair, slight smile
in a flowing cotton dress
how to conjure you?
by hangdog
gracious, generous
interested in the arts
my mate... where are you?
by hangdog
in baggy green shorts
smooth leg, flash of black panties
i run my hand up
by hangdog
When the lights go out
The gremlins come out to play
With the cable guys
by Anonymous Poet
I have no arms or
legs or feet or hands or ears
but I sure can hump
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
Have you wondered if
Ewoks have hairy assholes?
I think that they do
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
turn over a leaf
some sagely as thyme parsley by
(haiku seasoning)
by ash
Shlong like a camel
Testicles of an emu
Face of John Hancock
by Eric of South Yemen, USO
very very very very scared
she has testicle in mouth
hope she does not bite!
by Bractune of Yemen, Yemen
sometimes I do dream
of a place so wonderful
with free bananas
by Infinity of BLARGASHIT
