Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

today's axiom :
if you can't say something nice
fuck off somewhere else
Haiku # 16140, October 16, 2001 4:58 am ET
by ash
i am not at war
terrorist is not my gig
let sweet haiku flow
Haiku # 16139, October 16, 2001 4:56 am ET
by ash
a garbled message
reveals some inner turmoil
what is your problem ?
Haiku # 16138, October 16, 2001 4:55 am ET
by ash
Caught in a sweet storm
Ravished by the four strong winds
Calm and peace with you
Haiku # 16137, October 16, 2001 4:35 am ET
by jewel1to_Indiana
Be more Japanese
than the Japs? How did this site
mutate into this?
Haiku # 16136, October 16, 2001 4:11 am ET
by jewel1studentorsurfer?
Antibiotics
against people like you, Scott
who makes living, hell

(the point being? That Your brand of haiku
is?)
Haiku # 16135, October 16, 2001 4:09 am ET
by jewel1stayhappilydeadshoo
here's a better link
you can click on it to view
this classic study


Haiku # 16134, October 16, 2001 2:33 am ET
by scott
anonymity
allows for insults, death threats...
is this who we are?

opportunity
seems to lead to sadism
as zimbardo showed

http://news-service.stanford.edu/news/august22/prison2-822.html
Haiku # 16133, October 16, 2001 1:57 am ET
by scott
buzzing in my ears
languidly, i shoo them off
bugs in paradise
Haiku # 16132, October 16, 2001 1:44 am ET
by scott (jewel/vermina: take a midol please)
planes are flying low
makes me really pressed to think
where will the bombs go
Haiku # 16131, October 16, 2001 12:52 am ET
by indiana

waves gently rolling
oceanic crusts now exposed
time for a quick dive
Haiku # 16130, October 16, 2001 12:00 am ET
by indiana
A drooling ruler
with a stolen crown, applauds
his head is swollen

(ooops, I think the crown is 45 degrees
diagonal)
Haiku # 16129, October 15, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by jewel1
Self-proclaimed RULER
Used deceit, as cowards do
Rules without honor

(Samurais commit sepuku in shame
but as Americans, you stand proud
of what you do, shame...shame)
Haiku # 16128, October 15, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by jewel1
hpt tthmmt thrf inhmd kndp
mngta kynthd kan hst shht fgfg ssht
ngths thdt shtd kpc skyt

(that is all you will ever be worth, SCOTT,
ASH, K, and I do bot hide under any other
name just to plat shit...like you)
Haiku # 16126, October 15, 2001 10:51 pm ET
by jewel1
A GiRl BeSidE mE
lOoks aT mE anD sMilEs ShYly
loOks aGaiN aNd WinKs

(helo...indi)
Haiku # 16125, October 15, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by goku
my dearest jewel
its raining outside like hell
take shelter in me
Haiku # 16124, October 15, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by indiana
as the smoke clears up
cries of anguish everywhere
real life war scenes
Haiku # 16123, October 15, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by bxb
the world in trouble
does somebody have a map?
I think I lost mine

Haiku # 16122, October 15, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by indiana
to maim, kill, injure
at war man uses all things
even poetry
Haiku # 16121, October 15, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by bxb

HH HHH
HHHHHHH
HH HHH
Haiku # 16120, October 15, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by The Hurricane of Stand back, there's a Hurricane coming through!
my new weapons are :
stealth haiku and cruise haiku
poetry must win
Haiku # 16119, October 15, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ash
american god
identified as good guy
who's the other god ?
Haiku # 16118, October 15, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by ash
i can die happy
my life is validated
by the haiku queen
Haiku # 16116, October 15, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by elven feathered goat vermin a.k.a. scott
go blend your IQ, ap, duh?!
as if that was not a double bladed
wachamacallit, self centered my
foot!
Haiku # 16115, October 15, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by jewel1
The haiku below
Let's all just call it "The best
bad haiku ever"
Haiku # 16114, October 15, 2001 6:01 pm ET
by Janis
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate it has promise
Haiku # 16113, October 15, 2001 5:46 pm ET
by fgv, 3.1
the interactive
haiku...what's your opinion?
hate it has promise
Haiku # 16112, October 15, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by fgv, take #3
george, george ...settle down
and if you are so tough sign
your real name ....dubya
Haiku # 16111, October 15, 2001 3:44 pm ET
by dubya watch
my god is not yours
i am of the chosen ones
victory be ours
Haiku # 16109, October 15, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
do i sound pissed off?
maybe its because i am
hear ye o' Islam
Haiku # 16108, October 15, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my new city streets
are swept so clean, i wonder
where do the rats hide?
Haiku # 16106, October 15, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by re: #16092, now that's more like it
perhaps one day war
will be fought not with weapons
but in poetry

our leaders, poets,
west point a school for haiku
letter bombs in verse
Haiku # 16105, October 15, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by fgv to janis, but i sorta kinda doubt it
the jini is out
ask him, politely, to return
avenging war dogs
Haiku # 16104, October 15, 2001 12:08 pm ET
by ap

........moshi moshi hai
.as the ringo starr once said
peace man peace man peace
Haiku # 16103, October 15, 2001 12:07 pm ET
by ronin

.i love my "new" book
it tells everything as is
......koko aishima
Haiku # 16102, October 15, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by ronin

....what old school janis
something like ap's old age
......or maybe ancient
Haiku # 16101, October 15, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by ronin

.......it's shadow boxing
i suppose, an old sport's game
.........'til arthritis sets
Haiku # 16100, October 15, 2001 11:55 am ET
by ronin
Killing each other
In the name of anything
Is very old school
Haiku # 16099, October 15, 2001 11:54 am ET
by Janis
severed heads displayed
at city gate, the killing
competition, no?
Haiku # 16098, October 15, 2001 11:53 am ET
by ap
read an honest book
a real history book
your "unpleasantness"
Haiku # 16097, October 15, 2001 11:51 am ET
by ap

........ap is not ash?
what a clever contraption
...to deceive the young
Haiku # 16096, October 15, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ronin
......spare us foreign "aid"
with chains attached i'm afraid
.....a noose til we're "daid"
Haiku # 16095, October 15, 2001 11:45 am ET
by ronin
the battan death march
the rape of nanjing city
forget korea
Haiku # 16094, October 15, 2001 11:44 am ET
by ap

.........ahem yo jewel
like somebody's contagious
.....with a plague or two
Haiku # 16093, October 15, 2001 11:41 am ET
by ronin

.......city smogs and rains
with wet black leather shoes in
.........the midst of traffic
Haiku # 16092, October 15, 2001 11:38 am ET
by ronin
plane crash and anthrax,
terrorist related?
yes, our own slipped through.
Haiku # 16091, October 15, 2001 11:36 am ET
by flip ant
hey jewel calm down
this is between ash and me
not your crazy friend
Haiku # 16090, October 15, 2001 11:35 am ET
by ap - don't be so self centered
so very like a
little Nazi stomping his
oversized Afghan!

the hi-jacks are dead.
not one an afghani, fall
guys isolated.
Haiku # 16089, October 15, 2001 11:27 am ET
by a man called Rainbo of to a dick tainted psycho
there's been no news 'bout
where the anthrax came from, cuz
it's not from Afghan.

it's from ourselves like
everything else - when clues are
cold we'll suspect them!!!
Haiku # 16088, October 15, 2001 11:15 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
bombing afghans! claim
osama's the problem. We've
thrown tantrums daily.

shocked by destruction's
replay, now we accept death
ip so unconfirmed.
Haiku # 16087, October 15, 2001 11:10 am ET
by a man called Rainbo
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