Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 39 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

I love rock music
I listen to it all the time
It is very cool.
Haiku # 143, January 17, 1997 12:31 pm ET
by Courtney M of Small Town, USA
The car is started
The car is going down the road
The car died on him
Haiku # 142, January 17, 1997 12:27 pm ET
by Amy and the car of Small Town America, USA
Brent brought ships to class
They are good to eat with pop
The brand is guys chips
Haiku # 141, January 17, 1997 12:25 pm ET
by Jeremy the brush of Small Town, USA
I sit in this class
Thinking of a cool Haiku
That makes sense to me
Haiku # 140, January 17, 1997 12:24 pm ET
by Ricky You're so Tricky of Small Town America, USOFA
A deer swiftly ran
As I was admirring its
Graceful figure
Haiku # 139, January 17, 1997 12:07 pm ET
by Jason (A man with a plan) of Small Town America, USA
Horses run with the wind
There manes blowing in the wind
So beautiful and long
Haiku # 138, January 17, 1997 12:05 pm ET
by Jessica Smessica of Small Town America, USA
I have fifteen cats
they are very sweet to me
They have their own names
Haiku # 137, January 17, 1997 12:03 pm ET
by Natasha has a dryer and a washa of small town usa, usa
The car hit me hard
Breaking both my legs and arms
The hurt me real bad
Haiku # 136, January 17, 1997 12:00 pm ET
by Ta-Wanda
Track is like fire
I run with the wind in track
Track American
Haiku # 135, January 17, 1997 11:57 am ET
by Joseph is your mom named Guinn of Small Town America, USA
I shot my first deer
In November with a gun
It was a male deer
Haiku # 134, January 17, 1997 11:55 am ET
by Tessa I'm goin' deer huntin' Snessa of Small Town USA, USA
Baseball is the best
It's the best of all today
It's the bomb of sports
Haiku # 133, January 17, 1997 11:53 am ET
by The little gray ghost of Small Town USA, USA
You can learn at school
Everyone should go to school
Ialway like school
Haiku # 132, January 17, 1997 11:52 am ET
by Marsha Marsha Marsha of Small Town USA, USA
I allway like school
School brings knowledge and power
School is good for you
Haiku # 131, January 17, 1997 11:50 am ET
by Fantastic Freddy of Small Town USA, USA
FIREBIRD
A firebird flies
In gardens of illusion
For magical fruit
Haiku # 130, January 17, 1997 11:48 am ET
by Bradley walked away sadley of Small Town USA, USA
Windy Night
The trees howl wildly
Scatter, and shake about, leaves
Breeze, and my hair blows
Haiku # 129, January 17, 1997 11:45 am ET
by Mary looks like a Fairy of Small Town USA, USA
MY CATS
No one understands
Why I love my beautiful
Cats, they love me back
Haiku # 128, January 17, 1997 11:44 am ET
by Mandy I want some Candy of Our Town, USA
(Beevis and Butthead are coool! HUH HUHH!)
Oasis is cool
Liam and Noel are so fine
Oasis rulz hard
Haiku # 127, January 17, 1997 11:41 am ET
by Dana wana of Small Town Am, USA
Football is the best
It's the funnest sport of all
Football rulz all sprots
Haiku # 126, January 17, 1997 11:39 am ET
by Hey Ray! of Small Town AM, America
I love to listen
To the wind as it's beathin
Up against my house
Haiku # 125, January 17, 1997 11:37 am ET
by Brontez the cool man S. of Small Town USA, USA
(Read in your best Beevis and Butthead voice)
The internet is cool
It haas stuff about oasis
Oasis is cool
Haiku # 124, January 17, 1997 11:34 am ET
by Kristyn S. of Our Town, USA
Rain is falling down
It's the month of my birthday
I like it a lot
Haiku # 123, January 17, 1997 11:03 am ET
by James P. of Our Town, America
Do you love someone
To love someone is a dream
Low is exciting
Haiku # 122, January 17, 1997 11:02 am ET
by Angie M. of Small Town, USA
The bird flew over
My house yesterday evening
And flew in a tree
Haiku # 121, January 17, 1997 11:00 am ET
by Brandi the bird B. of Small Town, USA
The cool breeze blows cold
The sheivering ground covers up
My eyes sting by glare
Haiku # 120, January 17, 1997 10:57 am ET
by Steven I need some Money of Spirit of America, Good ol' US of A
Hunting is most fun
I love to kill deer at camp
I love to eat deer
Haiku # 119, January 17, 1997 10:54 am ET
by Little Davie Hogan of You Smell, Good Ol' USA
Football is a sport
You play and get paid for it
It's spectacular
Haiku # 118, January 17, 1997 10:53 am ET
by Yo, Anthony! You're the man! of Small Town AM, USA
When I was running
I fell down to the hard ground
And then I got up
Haiku # 117, January 17, 1997 10:51 am ET
by Super Dave of Small Town AM, USA
A bird flew by me
And landed in a huge tree
Right up above me
Haiku # 116, January 17, 1997 10:49 am ET
by Shane the Insane in the Mimbrane of Our Town , USA
When I was playing
Football I broke my ankel
but I still like it
Haiku # 115, January 17, 1997 10:47 am ET
by JayMar of Our Town, USA
When I was driving
To my fat Grandfather's pond
I wrecked the new car
Haiku # 114, January 17, 1997 10:45 am ET
by Joey the fat man P. of Our Town, USA
Standing in the field
I saw some pretty flowers
So I picked them up
Haiku # 113, January 17, 1997 10:44 am ET
by Lily of Our Town, USA
The snow flowed thre me
The flakes were big and pretty
But they were real cold
Haiku # 112, January 17, 1997 10:42 am ET
by Erin J. of Our Town, USA
The stars twinkled bright
High and far above the earth
It looked like diamonds
Haiku # 111, January 17, 1997 10:41 am ET
by Shelli of Our Town, USA
The girl ran past me
Quickly, fastly, and sharpley
On a quick fast break
Haiku # 110, January 17, 1997 10:39 am ET
by Kara S. of Small Town, USA
The Bird sang a song
As the dew dripped off the house
Little Bird got wet
Haiku # 109, January 17, 1997 10:37 am ET
by April D. of Our Town, USA
The bird flew over
My house yesterday evening
And flew in a tree
Haiku # 108, January 17, 1997 10:35 am ET
by Brandi B. of Our Town, US
When I was walking
To my old grandmother's house
I broke my peg leg
Haiku # 107, January 17, 1997 10:19 am ET
by Mac of Small Town, USA
The desert is hot
In the Arizona sand
No water is there
Haiku # 106, January 17, 1997 10:18 am ET
by Shila of Our Town, USA
Bulldogs are the best
Chieftians are the worst of all
Bulldogs won the game
Haiku # 105, January 17, 1997 10:16 am ET
by Shila D. of Our Town, USA
All my favorite rides
The food that tasts good and sweet
Then I'll throw it up
Haiku # 104, January 17, 1997 10:13 am ET
by Abby H of Our Town, USA
Michael is going
To the store for food today
Between one and two
Haiku # 103, January 17, 1997 10:11 am ET
by Michael H. of Our Town, USA
It is winter here
It snows here all the time now
That is the bad thing
Haiku # 102, January 17, 1997 10:09 am ET
by LaDonna of Our Town, USA
Summer is real hot
Swimming and tanning are part
Of everyday life
Haiku # 101, January 17, 1997 10:08 am ET
by Justin H. of Our Town, USA
The wind blew by me
Twirling leaves and branches 'round
And moving them miles
Haiku # 100, January 17, 1997 10:06 am ET
by Jason B. of Our Town, US
I love my boyfriend
because he cares so very much
I know we're soul mates
Haiku # 99, January 17, 1997 10:04 am ET
by Lisa M. Gist of Our Town, US
The police caught me
And took me to the station
And ask me my name
Haiku # 98, January 17, 1997 10:02 am ET
by Aaron R. of Small Town, US
I enjoy talking
I could really talk all day
Some say that I'm loud
Haiku # 97, January 17, 1997 10:00 am ET
by Ashley I. of Our Town, US
The pig stole the ham
The police called it a sham
Shyerloc didn't care
Haiku # 96, January 17, 1997 9:58 am ET
by Super Man of Our Town, US
A ray of sunlight
The trees shining in the sun
OH! how beautiful
Haiku # 95, January 17, 1997 9:56 am ET
by Amanda R. of Our Town, USA
Shopping's lots of fun
Especially at Gadzooks
I could stay all day
Haiku # 94, January 17, 1997 9:54 am ET
by Brooke D. of Our Town, USA
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