When I was playing
Football I broke my ankel
but I still like it
by JayMar of Our Town, USA
When I was driving
To my fat Grandfather's pond
I wrecked the new car
by Joey the fat man P. of Our Town, USA
Standing in the field
I saw some pretty flowers
So I picked them up
by Lily of Our Town, USA
The snow flowed thre me
The flakes were big and pretty
But they were real cold
by Erin J. of Our Town, USA
The stars twinkled bright
High and far above the earth
It looked like diamonds
by Shelli of Our Town, USA
The girl ran past me
Quickly, fastly, and sharpley
On a quick fast break
by Kara S. of Small Town, USA
The Bird sang a song
As the dew dripped off the house
Little Bird got wet
by April D. of Our Town, USA
The bird flew over
My house yesterday evening
And flew in a tree
by Brandi B. of Our Town, US
When I was walking
To my old grandmother's house
I broke my peg leg
by Mac of Small Town, USA
The desert is hot
In the Arizona sand
No water is there
by Shila of Our Town, USA
Bulldogs are the best
Chieftians are the worst of all
Bulldogs won the game
by Shila D. of Our Town, USA
All my favorite rides
The food that tasts good and sweet
Then I'll throw it up
by Abby H of Our Town, USA
Michael is going
To the store for food today
Between one and two
by Michael H. of Our Town, USA
It is winter here
It snows here all the time now
That is the bad thing
by LaDonna of Our Town, USA
Summer is real hot
Swimming and tanning are part
Of everyday life
by Justin H. of Our Town, USA
The wind blew by me
Twirling leaves and branches 'round
And moving them miles
by Jason B. of Our Town, US
I love my boyfriend
because he cares so very much
I know we're soul mates
by Lisa M. Gist of Our Town, US
The police caught me
And took me to the station
And ask me my name
by Aaron R. of Small Town, US
I enjoy talking
I could really talk all day
Some say that I'm loud
by Ashley I. of Our Town, US
The pig stole the ham
The police called it a sham
Shyerloc didn't care
by Super Man of Our Town, US
A ray of sunlight
The trees shining in the sun
OH! how beautiful
by Amanda R. of Our Town, USA
Shopping's lots of fun
Especially at Gadzooks
I could stay all day
by Brooke D. of Our Town, USA
The kid push me hard
So I push him back harder
He fell to the ground
by Jamaal S. of Our Town, USA
Jarrod plays football
When I am not recieving
I play quarterback
by Jarrod M. of Our Town, USA
Cafe food really sucks
I really miss the Camel
Someone please save me
by Linds the Happy University Student of Cananananada
i suck my lips hard
hoping they may grow larger
than any of yours
by mulysa of san jose, us
O, cheap thermostat
You are screwing up big time
My house is freezing
by Tom "teeth chattering" Third of North Fucking Pole,
The Black cat throws up
The Orange cat eats it up
Isn't Nature gross?
by Tom Third of Toronto,
This flu is the pits
Fever and these coughing fits
Even my hair hurts
by Carolyne Rohrig of Fremont, USA
With five-seven-five
Not enough syllables for
A really bad Haik-
by Eric Farmer of Ann Arbor, USA
Easy to digest
Rice is so digestable
Neccessary fiber
by Fluffy Bunny of Dallas, USA
La bouche means the mouth
You can kiss my mouth if you
Really want to, 'Kay?
by Kabob of Gringo, usa
As I sit in class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
by James of Hartford, U.S.A.
I sit in the class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
by James M. of Hartford, U.S.A.
Living in North Bay
TV is my only friend
Really really sucks
by Angelo Pacione of North Bay, Canada
Freshmen English class
Needs good examples of a
cool Haiku poem
by Teacha of Spiro, US
why anybody
life really sucks when your dead
but what do you care.
by silver fox of Indianapolis, U.S.A.
Valorous volleys
Valiant Vlastervik Viking
Why did you retire?
by Mr.Ed and PVM's Bad Stefan Edberg Haiku Inc. of Montréal,
Applications for
Colleges are lenghty; they
Dectract from my naps.
by driv of New York, that place with the stars, and stripes, or something?
58 is what
I got on my Physics test
But curved, that's a C!
by driv of New York, United States
boo hoo no haiku
just old stuff from all of you
please post something new
by avid reader
Screen images child
Faded film blue video
Time barrels along
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
I wanted to do
just one more Haiku, because
they are just so dumb.
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
The Internet is
really useful for two things
flame wars and
free pornby Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
Gift Certificates
My family is so lame
but what can you do?
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
I can't believe it
It tastes just like butter
Dupont wins again
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
My friends of the world
Free yourselves of oppression
Send me more haiku!
by Janis, webmstr of bad haiku of to, ca
again and again.
kill to survive. to live.
gone. innocent life.
by Itsme
human being is.
not knowing what to do next.
soul dead. body too.
by Itsme
THE CAT IS SCREAMING
THE DOG EATS MY FRIEND
THE WORLD REALLY SUCKS
by Itsme
