i suck my lips hard
hoping they may grow larger
than any of yours
by mulysa of san jose, us
O, cheap thermostat
You are screwing up big time
My house is freezing
by Tom "teeth chattering" Third of North Fucking Pole,
The Black cat throws up
The Orange cat eats it up
Isn't Nature gross?
by Tom Third of Toronto,
This flu is the pits
Fever and these coughing fits
Even my hair hurts
by Carolyne Rohrig of Fremont, USA
With five-seven-five
Not enough syllables for
A really bad Haik-
by Eric Farmer of Ann Arbor, USA
Easy to digest
Rice is so digestable
Neccessary fiber
by Fluffy Bunny of Dallas, USA
La bouche means the mouth
You can kiss my mouth if you
Really want to, 'Kay?
by Kabob of Gringo, usa
As I sit in class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
by James of Hartford, U.S.A.
I sit in the class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
by James M. of Hartford, U.S.A.
Living in North Bay
TV is my only friend
Really really sucks
by Angelo Pacione of North Bay, Canada
Freshmen English class
Needs good examples of a
cool Haiku poem
by Teacha of Spiro, US
why anybody
life really sucks when your dead
but what do you care.
by silver fox of Indianapolis, U.S.A.
Valorous volleys
Valiant Vlastervik Viking
Why did you retire?
by Mr.Ed and PVM's Bad Stefan Edberg Haiku Inc. of Montréal,
Applications for
Colleges are lenghty; they
Dectract from my naps.
by driv of New York, that place with the stars, and stripes, or something?
58 is what
I got on my Physics test
But curved, that's a C!
by driv of New York, United States
boo hoo no haiku
just old stuff from all of you
please post something new
by avid reader
Screen images child
Faded film blue video
Time barrels along
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
I wanted to do
just one more Haiku, because
they are just so dumb.
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
The Internet is
really useful for two things
flame wars and
free pornby Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
Gift Certificates
My family is so lame
but what can you do?
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
I can't believe it
It tastes just like butter
Dupont wins again
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
My friends of the world
Free yourselves of oppression
Send me more haiku!
by Janis, webmstr of bad haiku of to, ca
again and again.
kill to survive. to live.
gone. innocent life.
by Itsme
human being is.
not knowing what to do next.
soul dead. body too.
by Itsme
THE CAT IS SCREAMING
THE DOG EATS MY FRIEND
THE WORLD REALLY SUCKS
by Itsme
reliable
supportive
my beloved bra
by Angie of Dubuque, USA
Stepping on Legos
Hurts my little feet so much!
O sole mio!
by joel of pensacola,
Slice like a ninja
and cut like a razor blade!
what happened to me?
by vanilla ice of Compton, BUYAKABUYAKABUYAKA
I do love snacks
cookies chips pop burgers yum
they give me zits though
by jamie wilkes of toronto, canada
once i had a beer
it tasted so damn good that
i had a few more
by Matt. of to, ca
Oh! Yoko Ono
Doctor Winston O' Boogie
Has died long ago
by Sly (And The Family Stone) of there, everywhere
To Camel, I go
Toasts, Peanut Butter And One
Ngorongogoro
by Sylvain Taillon of Toronto, Canada
Bah, humbug, quoth Scrooge.
The Christmas tree lights won't light:
Dark Christmas for me.
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
Writing a Haiku
Is damn near impossible
When you've got the flu
by Matt (coughing up a lung) of TO,
My dog was born dog
I was born no dog but old
He's one happy dog!
by isabel massey of montreal, canada
Anti-Christ is here!
New Blockbuster in the hood
Let's burn it down now
by Tom "blockbuster staff shouldn't be forced to be so damn friendly fo five bucks an hour" Third of Anytown, Anystate, Amerikkka,
Sitting in the tub
A spider floats toward me
drowned in bubble bath
by Tom"enjoys haiku about our insect brethren" Third of Toronto,
I love to be loved
I love loving to be loved
Love isn't pretty
by Demi Lovegod of City of Love,
Good God, what a mess!
My friends will think I'm a slob:
Justifiably.
by Mr. Ed of Montréal,
There was this ant that.
Carried a big dead spider.
And so I killed it.
by Matt of TO, CA
The Macerena.
It sucks. It really does suck.
Don't play it. Ever.
by Jayne (Flip) of Richmond Hill, Canada
how many sylla
bulls should I have in each line
of a haiku?(damn!)
by frarn of DK
This hash breaks up good
I got no rolling papers
I'll do a BT
by Suzie Q. of High Town, Toronto., Canada
Women can be nude.
Though just on their balconies
Nudity stages...
by Matt of Hogtown, Canaduh
Ignorance is bliss
Don't wanna know about it
Ignorance is bliss
by Tom "574 D'oh!" Third of no fixed address,
Sometimes I wish time
went backwards. Then I'd always
be early not late.
by Ttam of Otnorot, Adanac
Last night I was bored
So I gave my cat a bath
Need cable TV
by Janis of Toronto
Having a Christmas
party on a Thursday night
makes Friday real long
by The Undead-Matt of Hangoverville, The grave.
A haiku a day
Will keep the doctor away,
Or so they say
by Tom "haiku isn't supposed to rhyme, you jerk" Third of Toronto,
Time for a visit
From that big black monolith
Ook ummph unga og!
by Tom Third of Toronto,
