Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

In the dark of night
I heard a scream of terror
From the girl next door
Haiku # 165, January 21, 1997 11:55 am ET
by Plant the fern of Our town, USA
The cool blue bobcat
Running swiftly the forest
Looking for some food
Haiku # 164, January 21, 1997 11:35 am ET
by Skayla the Wonder Girl of Our town, USA
Donny was sleeping
In His bedroom late last night
Because He was tired
Haiku # 163, January 21, 1997 10:11 am ET
by Donny of Our town, USA
The car would not start
So I kicked the dumb thing twice
I hurt my big toe
Haiku # 162, January 21, 1997 9:40 am ET
by Amy I just got 30 pts W. of This Town, America
I shot three free-throws
I made only one of three
And I was very mad
Haiku # 161, January 21, 1997 9:38 am ET
by Stuart "DA BOMB" of Our Town, America
Troy likes partying all night
Drinking is not for me
So let me party
Haiku # 160, January 21, 1997 9:29 am ET
by Troy Boy of Our Town, America
Oh no! Only just
begun, and already I've
run out of syllab-
Haiku # 159, January 20, 1997 5:52 pm ET
by Elita of Pottstown, USA
think about nothing
as empty as a reflex
sit and watch tv
Haiku # 158, January 19, 1997 2:57 pm ET
by Robin Len of TOPIX, Toronto
I had a little debbie
It was in my pocket
and that is all.
Haiku # 157, January 17, 1997 8:35 pm ET
by Angie Mayeux of warrensburg , usa
The stars shining bright.
Up in the sky up so high.
I love to watch stars..
Haiku # 156, January 17, 1997 3:09 pm ET
by MR. ED of Our town,
I like football games
They are very exciting
I play it a lot.
Haiku # 155, January 17, 1997 3:08 pm ET
by Tango of Our town,
Are stubborn and stupid
They are lazy, always pains
They are also jerks.
Haiku # 154, January 17, 1997 3:00 pm ET
by Samy of OurTown, USA
I will always care
About you Benny Cooper
Because I love you.
Haiku # 153, January 17, 1997 2:58 pm ET
by Jamie C. of OurTown, USA
HEAT The light gleamed on my
Dark shirt as sweat poured down my
eyes, that burned my face.
Haiku # 152, January 17, 1997 2:56 pm ET
by Little Man of OurTown, USA
I like basketball
Because I play it okay
We win lots of games.
Haiku # 151, January 17, 1997 2:52 pm ET
by T-Boon of OurTown, USA
So awesome it is
Getting out of school for snow
But there is no more.
Haiku # 150, January 17, 1997 2:50 pm ET
by Barney Anne of OurTown, USA
When I was a lad
I was bad for my grandma
Can't handle me.
Haiku # 149, January 17, 1997 2:49 pm ET
by Baby Cedric of OurTown, USA
Although it's lonely
You don't have to worry much
Because you'll get out.
Haiku # 148, January 17, 1997 2:45 pm ET
by Bryan K of Our Town, USA
You have two dollars
Make my name in bubble form
Hey, do not get loud.
Haiku # 147, January 17, 1997 2:43 pm ET
by Little Mac of Our Town, USA
You can sit alone
Or you can sit together
And write a haiku
Haiku # 146, January 17, 1997 2:41 pm ET
by Hawkeye of Our Town, USA
The word I seek
is not for all to know, but
for my ears only.
Haiku # 145, January 17, 1997 12:54 pm ET
by Dr.Dave of Johnson City, USA
Mr. Lovell is very nice.
She does not give lots of homework
Thats why she is nice
Haiku # 144, January 17, 1997 12:35 pm ET
by Angie Smangie of Small Town USA, USA
I love rock music
I listen to it all the time
It is very cool.
Haiku # 143, January 17, 1997 12:31 pm ET
by Courtney M of Small Town, USA
The car is started
The car is going down the road
The car died on him
Haiku # 142, January 17, 1997 12:27 pm ET
by Amy and the car of Small Town America, USA
Brent brought ships to class
They are good to eat with pop
The brand is guys chips
Haiku # 141, January 17, 1997 12:25 pm ET
by Jeremy the brush of Small Town, USA
I sit in this class
Thinking of a cool Haiku
That makes sense to me
Haiku # 140, January 17, 1997 12:24 pm ET
by Ricky You're so Tricky of Small Town America, USOFA
A deer swiftly ran
As I was admirring its
Graceful figure
Haiku # 139, January 17, 1997 12:07 pm ET
by Jason (A man with a plan) of Small Town America, USA
Horses run with the wind
There manes blowing in the wind
So beautiful and long
Haiku # 138, January 17, 1997 12:05 pm ET
by Jessica Smessica of Small Town America, USA
I have fifteen cats
they are very sweet to me
They have their own names
Haiku # 137, January 17, 1997 12:03 pm ET
by Natasha has a dryer and a washa of small town usa, usa
The car hit me hard
Breaking both my legs and arms
The hurt me real bad
Haiku # 136, January 17, 1997 12:00 pm ET
by Ta-Wanda
Track is like fire
I run with the wind in track
Track American
Haiku # 135, January 17, 1997 11:57 am ET
by Joseph is your mom named Guinn of Small Town America, USA
I shot my first deer
In November with a gun
It was a male deer
Haiku # 134, January 17, 1997 11:55 am ET
by Tessa I'm goin' deer huntin' Snessa of Small Town USA, USA
Baseball is the best
It's the best of all today
It's the bomb of sports
Haiku # 133, January 17, 1997 11:53 am ET
by The little gray ghost of Small Town USA, USA
You can learn at school
Everyone should go to school
Ialway like school
Haiku # 132, January 17, 1997 11:52 am ET
by Marsha Marsha Marsha of Small Town USA, USA
I allway like school
School brings knowledge and power
School is good for you
Haiku # 131, January 17, 1997 11:50 am ET
by Fantastic Freddy of Small Town USA, USA
FIREBIRD
A firebird flies
In gardens of illusion
For magical fruit
Haiku # 130, January 17, 1997 11:48 am ET
by Bradley walked away sadley of Small Town USA, USA
Windy Night
The trees howl wildly
Scatter, and shake about, leaves
Breeze, and my hair blows
Haiku # 129, January 17, 1997 11:45 am ET
by Mary looks like a Fairy of Small Town USA, USA
MY CATS
No one understands
Why I love my beautiful
Cats, they love me back
Haiku # 128, January 17, 1997 11:44 am ET
by Mandy I want some Candy of Our Town, USA
(Beevis and Butthead are coool! HUH HUHH!)
Oasis is cool
Liam and Noel are so fine
Oasis rulz hard
Haiku # 127, January 17, 1997 11:41 am ET
by Dana wana of Small Town Am, USA
Football is the best
It's the funnest sport of all
Football rulz all sprots
Haiku # 126, January 17, 1997 11:39 am ET
by Hey Ray! of Small Town AM, America
I love to listen
To the wind as it's beathin
Up against my house
Haiku # 125, January 17, 1997 11:37 am ET
by Brontez the cool man S. of Small Town USA, USA
(Read in your best Beevis and Butthead voice)
The internet is cool
It haas stuff about oasis
Oasis is cool
Haiku # 124, January 17, 1997 11:34 am ET
by Kristyn S. of Our Town, USA
Rain is falling down
It's the month of my birthday
I like it a lot
Haiku # 123, January 17, 1997 11:03 am ET
by James P. of Our Town, America
Do you love someone
To love someone is a dream
Low is exciting
Haiku # 122, January 17, 1997 11:02 am ET
by Angie M. of Small Town, USA
The bird flew over
My house yesterday evening
And flew in a tree
Haiku # 121, January 17, 1997 11:00 am ET
by Brandi the bird B. of Small Town, USA
The cool breeze blows cold
The sheivering ground covers up
My eyes sting by glare
Haiku # 120, January 17, 1997 10:57 am ET
by Steven I need some Money of Spirit of America, Good ol' US of A
Hunting is most fun
I love to kill deer at camp
I love to eat deer
Haiku # 119, January 17, 1997 10:54 am ET
by Little Davie Hogan of You Smell, Good Ol' USA
Football is a sport
You play and get paid for it
It's spectacular
Haiku # 118, January 17, 1997 10:53 am ET
by Yo, Anthony! You're the man! of Small Town AM, USA
When I was running
I fell down to the hard ground
And then I got up
Haiku # 117, January 17, 1997 10:51 am ET
by Super Dave of Small Town AM, USA
A bird flew by me
And landed in a huge tree
Right up above me
Haiku # 116, January 17, 1997 10:49 am ET
by Shane the Insane in the Mimbrane of Our Town , USA
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