Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

Bulldogs are the best
Chieftians are the worst of all
Bulldogs won the game
Haiku # 105, January 17, 1997 10:16 am ET
by Shila D. of Our Town, USA
All my favorite rides
The food that tasts good and sweet
Then I'll throw it up
Haiku # 104, January 17, 1997 10:13 am ET
by Abby H of Our Town, USA
Michael is going
To the store for food today
Between one and two
Haiku # 103, January 17, 1997 10:11 am ET
by Michael H. of Our Town, USA
It is winter here
It snows here all the time now
That is the bad thing
Haiku # 102, January 17, 1997 10:09 am ET
by LaDonna of Our Town, USA
Summer is real hot
Swimming and tanning are part
Of everyday life
Haiku # 101, January 17, 1997 10:08 am ET
by Justin H. of Our Town, USA
The wind blew by me
Twirling leaves and branches 'round
And moving them miles
Haiku # 100, January 17, 1997 10:06 am ET
by Jason B. of Our Town, US
I love my boyfriend
because he cares so very much
I know we're soul mates
Haiku # 99, January 17, 1997 10:04 am ET
by Lisa M. Gist of Our Town, US
The police caught me
And took me to the station
And ask me my name
Haiku # 98, January 17, 1997 10:02 am ET
by Aaron R. of Small Town, US
I enjoy talking
I could really talk all day
Some say that I'm loud
Haiku # 97, January 17, 1997 10:00 am ET
by Ashley I. of Our Town, US
The pig stole the ham
The police called it a sham
Shyerloc didn't care
Haiku # 96, January 17, 1997 9:58 am ET
by Super Man of Our Town, US
A ray of sunlight
The trees shining in the sun
OH! how beautiful
Haiku # 95, January 17, 1997 9:56 am ET
by Amanda R. of Our Town, USA
Shopping's lots of fun
Especially at Gadzooks
I could stay all day
Haiku # 94, January 17, 1997 9:54 am ET
by Brooke D. of Our Town, USA
The kid push me hard
So I push him back harder
He fell to the ground
Haiku # 93, January 17, 1997 9:49 am ET
by Jamaal S. of Our Town, USA
Jarrod plays football
When I am not recieving
I play quarterback
Haiku # 92, January 17, 1997 9:49 am ET
by Jarrod M. of Our Town, USA
Cafe food really sucks
I really miss the Camel
Someone please save me
Haiku # 91, January 16, 1997 7:05 pm ET
by Linds the Happy University Student of Cananananada
i suck my lips hard
hoping they may grow larger
than any of yours
Haiku # 90, January 15, 1997 2:31 pm ET
by mulysa of san jose, us
O, cheap thermostat
You are screwing up big time
My house is freezing
Haiku # 89, January 14, 1997 5:22 pm ET
by Tom "teeth chattering" Third of North Fucking Pole,
The Black cat throws up
The Orange cat eats it up
Isn't Nature gross?
Haiku # 88, January 14, 1997 5:18 pm ET
by Tom Third of Toronto,
This flu is the pits
Fever and these coughing fits
Even my hair hurts
Haiku # 87, January 13, 1997 12:21 am ET
by Carolyne Rohrig of Fremont, USA
With five-seven-five
Not enough syllables for
A really bad Haik-
Haiku # 86, January 11, 1997 11:59 am ET
by Eric Farmer of Ann Arbor, USA
Easy to digest
Rice is so digestable
Neccessary fiber
Haiku # 85, January 10, 1997 11:49 pm ET
by Fluffy Bunny of Dallas, USA
La bouche means the mouth
You can kiss my mouth if you
Really want to, 'Kay?
Haiku # 84, January 10, 1997 11:45 pm ET
by Kabob of Gringo, usa
As I sit in class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
Haiku # 83, January 10, 1997 2:21 pm ET
by James of Hartford, U.S.A.
I sit in the class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
Haiku # 82, January 10, 1997 2:17 pm ET
by James M. of Hartford, U.S.A.
Living in North Bay
TV is my only friend
Really really sucks
Haiku # 81, January 9, 1997 1:19 am ET
by Angelo Pacione of North Bay, Canada
Freshmen English class
Needs good examples of a
cool Haiku poem
Haiku # 80, January 7, 1997 5:41 pm ET
by Teacha of Spiro, US
why anybody
life really sucks when your dead
but what do you care.
Haiku # 79, January 7, 1997 3:16 pm ET
by silver fox of Indianapolis, U.S.A.
Valorous volleys
Valiant Vlastervik Viking
Why did you retire?
Haiku # 78, January 5, 1997 11:34 pm ET
by Mr.Ed and PVM's Bad Stefan Edberg Haiku Inc. of Montréal,
Applications for
Colleges are lenghty; they
Dectract from my naps.
Haiku # 77, January 5, 1997 10:48 pm ET
by driv of New York, that place with the stars, and stripes, or something?
58 is what
I got on my Physics test
But curved, that's a C!
Haiku # 76, January 5, 1997 10:43 pm ET
by driv of New York, United States
boo hoo no haiku
just old stuff from all of you
please post something new
Haiku # 75, January 3, 1997 1:37 pm ET
by avid reader
Screen images child
Faded film blue video
Time barrels along
Haiku # 74, December 30, 1996 12:13 am ET
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
I wanted to do
just one more Haiku, because
they are just so dumb.
Haiku # 73, December 27, 1996 2:42 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
The Internet is
really useful for two things
flame wars and free porn
Haiku # 72, December 27, 1996 2:31 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
Gift Certificates
My family is so lame
but what can you do?
Haiku # 71, December 27, 1996 2:17 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
I can't believe it
It tastes just like butter
Dupont wins again
Haiku # 70, December 27, 1996 1:53 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
My friends of the world
Free yourselves of oppression
Send me more haiku!
Haiku # 69, December 26, 1996 6:43 pm ET
by Janis, webmstr of bad haiku of to, ca
again and again.
kill to survive. to live.
gone. innocent life.
Haiku # 68, December 26, 1996 12:53 pm ET
by Itsme
human being is.
not knowing what to do next.
soul dead. body too.
Haiku # 67, December 26, 1996 12:48 pm ET
by Itsme
THE CAT IS SCREAMING
THE DOG EATS MY FRIEND
THE WORLD REALLY SUCKS
Haiku # 66, December 26, 1996 12:39 pm ET
by Itsme
reliable
supportive
my beloved bra
Haiku # 65, December 24, 1996 10:23 pm ET
by Angie of Dubuque, USA
Stepping on Legos
Hurts my little feet so much!
O sole mio!
Haiku # 64, December 24, 1996 12:20 am ET
by joel of pensacola,
Slice like a ninja
and cut like a razor blade!
what happened to me?
Haiku # 63, December 24, 1996 12:15 am ET
by vanilla ice of Compton, BUYAKABUYAKABUYAKA
I do love snacks
cookies chips pop burgers yum
they give me zits though
Haiku # 62, December 23, 1996 2:03 pm ET
by jamie wilkes of toronto, canada
once i had a beer
it tasted so damn good that
i had a few more
Haiku # 61, December 23, 1996 11:26 am ET
by Matt. of to, ca
Oh! Yoko Ono
Doctor Winston O' Boogie
Has died long ago
Haiku # 60, December 22, 1996 4:24 pm ET
by Sly (And The Family Stone) of there, everywhere
To Camel, I go
Toasts, Peanut Butter And One
Ngorongogoro
Haiku # 59, December 22, 1996 4:20 pm ET
by Sylvain Taillon of Toronto, Canada
Bah, humbug, quoth Scrooge.
The Christmas tree lights won't light:
Dark Christmas for me.
Haiku # 58, December 21, 1996 12:17 pm ET
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
Writing a Haiku
Is damn near impossible
When you've got the flu
Haiku # 57, December 20, 1996 1:56 pm ET
by Matt (coughing up a lung) of TO,
My dog was born dog
I was born no dog but old
He's one happy dog!
Haiku # 56, December 20, 1996 1:22 pm ET
by isabel massey of montreal, canada
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