Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

A ray of sunlight
The trees shining in the sun
OH! how beautiful
Haiku # 95, January 17, 1997 9:56 am ET
by Amanda R. of Our Town, USA
Shopping's lots of fun
Especially at Gadzooks
I could stay all day
Haiku # 94, January 17, 1997 9:54 am ET
by Brooke D. of Our Town, USA
The kid push me hard
So I push him back harder
He fell to the ground
Haiku # 93, January 17, 1997 9:49 am ET
by Jamaal S. of Our Town, USA
Jarrod plays football
When I am not recieving
I play quarterback
Haiku # 92, January 17, 1997 9:49 am ET
by Jarrod M. of Our Town, USA
Cafe food really sucks
I really miss the Camel
Someone please save me
Haiku # 91, January 16, 1997 7:05 pm ET
by Linds the Happy University Student of Cananananada
i suck my lips hard
hoping they may grow larger
than any of yours
Haiku # 90, January 15, 1997 2:31 pm ET
by mulysa of san jose, us
O, cheap thermostat
You are screwing up big time
My house is freezing
Haiku # 89, January 14, 1997 5:22 pm ET
by Tom "teeth chattering" Third of North Fucking Pole,
The Black cat throws up
The Orange cat eats it up
Isn't Nature gross?
Haiku # 88, January 14, 1997 5:18 pm ET
by Tom Third of Toronto,
This flu is the pits
Fever and these coughing fits
Even my hair hurts
Haiku # 87, January 13, 1997 12:21 am ET
by Carolyne Rohrig of Fremont, USA
With five-seven-five
Not enough syllables for
A really bad Haik-
Haiku # 86, January 11, 1997 11:59 am ET
by Eric Farmer of Ann Arbor, USA
Easy to digest
Rice is so digestable
Neccessary fiber
Haiku # 85, January 10, 1997 11:49 pm ET
by Fluffy Bunny of Dallas, USA
La bouche means the mouth
You can kiss my mouth if you
Really want to, 'Kay?
Haiku # 84, January 10, 1997 11:45 pm ET
by Kabob of Gringo, usa
As I sit in class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
Haiku # 83, January 10, 1997 2:21 pm ET
by James of Hartford, U.S.A.
I sit in the class
I decide to fall asleep
Rudely awakened
Haiku # 82, January 10, 1997 2:17 pm ET
by James M. of Hartford, U.S.A.
Living in North Bay
TV is my only friend
Really really sucks
Haiku # 81, January 9, 1997 1:19 am ET
by Angelo Pacione of North Bay, Canada
Freshmen English class
Needs good examples of a
cool Haiku poem
Haiku # 80, January 7, 1997 5:41 pm ET
by Teacha of Spiro, US
why anybody
life really sucks when your dead
but what do you care.
Haiku # 79, January 7, 1997 3:16 pm ET
by silver fox of Indianapolis, U.S.A.
Valorous volleys
Valiant Vlastervik Viking
Why did you retire?
Haiku # 78, January 5, 1997 11:34 pm ET
by Mr.Ed and PVM's Bad Stefan Edberg Haiku Inc. of Montréal,
Applications for
Colleges are lenghty; they
Dectract from my naps.
Haiku # 77, January 5, 1997 10:48 pm ET
by driv of New York, that place with the stars, and stripes, or something?
58 is what
I got on my Physics test
But curved, that's a C!
Haiku # 76, January 5, 1997 10:43 pm ET
by driv of New York, United States
boo hoo no haiku
just old stuff from all of you
please post something new
Haiku # 75, January 3, 1997 1:37 pm ET
by avid reader
Screen images child
Faded film blue video
Time barrels along
Haiku # 74, December 30, 1996 12:13 am ET
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
I wanted to do
just one more Haiku, because
they are just so dumb.
Haiku # 73, December 27, 1996 2:42 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
The Internet is
really useful for two things
flame wars and free porn
Haiku # 72, December 27, 1996 2:31 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
Gift Certificates
My family is so lame
but what can you do?
Haiku # 71, December 27, 1996 2:17 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
I can't believe it
It tastes just like butter
Dupont wins again
Haiku # 70, December 27, 1996 1:53 pm ET
by Jeremy Wilson of Toronto, Canada
My friends of the world
Free yourselves of oppression
Send me more haiku!
Haiku # 69, December 26, 1996 6:43 pm ET
by Janis, webmstr of bad haiku of to, ca
again and again.
kill to survive. to live.
gone. innocent life.
Haiku # 68, December 26, 1996 12:53 pm ET
by Itsme
human being is.
not knowing what to do next.
soul dead. body too.
Haiku # 67, December 26, 1996 12:48 pm ET
by Itsme
THE CAT IS SCREAMING
THE DOG EATS MY FRIEND
THE WORLD REALLY SUCKS
Haiku # 66, December 26, 1996 12:39 pm ET
by Itsme
reliable
supportive
my beloved bra
Haiku # 65, December 24, 1996 10:23 pm ET
by Angie of Dubuque, USA
Stepping on Legos
Hurts my little feet so much!
O sole mio!
Haiku # 64, December 24, 1996 12:20 am ET
by joel of pensacola,
Slice like a ninja
and cut like a razor blade!
what happened to me?
Haiku # 63, December 24, 1996 12:15 am ET
by vanilla ice of Compton, BUYAKABUYAKABUYAKA
I do love snacks
cookies chips pop burgers yum
they give me zits though
Haiku # 62, December 23, 1996 2:03 pm ET
by jamie wilkes of toronto, canada
once i had a beer
it tasted so damn good that
i had a few more
Haiku # 61, December 23, 1996 11:26 am ET
by Matt. of to, ca
Oh! Yoko Ono
Doctor Winston O' Boogie
Has died long ago
Haiku # 60, December 22, 1996 4:24 pm ET
by Sly (And The Family Stone) of there, everywhere
To Camel, I go
Toasts, Peanut Butter And One
Ngorongogoro
Haiku # 59, December 22, 1996 4:20 pm ET
by Sylvain Taillon of Toronto, Canada
Bah, humbug, quoth Scrooge.
The Christmas tree lights won't light:
Dark Christmas for me.
Haiku # 58, December 21, 1996 12:17 pm ET
by Mr.Ed of Montréal,
Writing a Haiku
Is damn near impossible
When you've got the flu
Haiku # 57, December 20, 1996 1:56 pm ET
by Matt (coughing up a lung) of TO,
My dog was born dog
I was born no dog but old
He's one happy dog!
Haiku # 56, December 20, 1996 1:22 pm ET
by isabel massey of montreal, canada
Anti-Christ is here!
New Blockbuster in the hood
Let's burn it down now
Haiku # 55, December 20, 1996 1:08 pm ET
by Tom "blockbuster staff shouldn't be forced to be so damn friendly fo five bucks an hour" Third of Anytown, Anystate, Amerikkka,
Sitting in the tub
A spider floats toward me
drowned in bubble bath
Haiku # 54, December 20, 1996 4:04 am ET
by Tom"enjoys haiku about our insect brethren" Third of Toronto,
I love to be loved
I love loving to be loved
Love isn't pretty
Haiku # 53, December 20, 1996 3:58 am ET
by Demi Lovegod of City of Love,
Good God, what a mess!
My friends will think I'm a slob:
Justifiably.
Haiku # 52, December 19, 1996 7:10 pm ET
by Mr. Ed of Montréal,
There was this ant that.
Carried a big dead spider.
And so I killed it.
Haiku # 51, December 18, 1996 11:12 am ET
by Matt of TO, CA
The Macerena.
It sucks. It really does suck.
Don't play it. Ever.
Haiku # 50, December 18, 1996 11:09 am ET
by Jayne (Flip) of Richmond Hill, Canada
how many sylla
bulls should I have in each line
of a haiku?(damn!)
Haiku # 49, December 18, 1996 5:11 am ET
by frarn of DK
This hash breaks up good
I got no rolling papers
I'll do a BT
Haiku # 48, December 17, 1996 2:28 pm ET
by Suzie Q. of High Town, Toronto., Canada
Women can be nude.
Though just on their balconies
Nudity stages...
Haiku # 47, December 17, 1996 10:56 am ET
by Matt of Hogtown, Canaduh
Ignorance is bliss
Don't wanna know about it
Ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 46, December 16, 1996 7:15 pm ET
by Tom "574 D'oh!" Third of no fixed address,
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