joe frank lifts the rug
where we sweep all our despair
and wades into it
by scott
Woman asked barkeep
for a double entendre
he gave it to her
by Betty LeBomb
I now have a watch
That receives text messages
Neat-o Torpedo!
by Fuzzy
i have but one name
though some may call me trouble
kiss my cloven butt
haiku 13482
by ash
I have many names,
Son of the Morning is one.
Kiss my cloven hoof.
Isaiah 14:12
by SuperDave
At Safeway this week:
fresh cut asparagus spears,
two pounds for a buck
by SuperDave
Walt Disney once said:
"It's a small world after all..."
-Now HE'S in a fridge!
by Pterodactylman of Australia
some radiation
experimental whaling
ain't it all science?
by ash
so cheap and crude...
perhaps a big degrading
blame Society
by scott
dolphin in tuna -
that's what i was suggesting
though not ground to bits
by scott (who's afraid of vagina dentata?)
Best dolphin I had
was caught in a net and ground
up in my tuna
by Betty LeBomb
The spot on your back
that I pressed just right last night
is still on my mind
by Betty LeBomb
Stumbling through the grass
I find my way back to camp
but too stoned to sleep
by Betty LeBomb
My sky spins blue
like the waves that surround you
making me spin, too
by Betty LeBomb
The beast comes at you
his eyes are bright white but they
turn red in retreat
by NaCl
bet, be my mermaid -
give to me your salty spray
take a dolphin ride
by scott (sinking back into the depths...and do you mind, ap? can't you see i'm busy here?)
she goes in colors
she's a rainbow a rainbow
erotic colors
by ap to betty
yes! good idea!
got to keep on movin', move
move on far away
by ap
*correction:
the pressure of legs
strong enough to part the sea
i rise from its depths...
by scott (i blew the syllable count - can you blame me for being a little excited?)
the pressure of legs
strong enough to part the sea
i'm rising from its depths...
by scott (it's coming back to me now...)
Legs drape cross your lap
while sweat beading sun leaves you
a wet silhouette
by Betty LeBomb
cetaceous rumblings
in this electric ocean
and saline so sweet
by i've forgotten
trickling the sea
i swim against your current
nameless, briny, moist
by the lifeform formerly known as "scott" of in an erotic primordial haze
a rolling drop of
lubricious perspiration
escaping navel
quickening, rounding
the banked curves of soft belly
lost in a thicket
by scott (now look what you've done)
the surface tension
of a rolling bead of sweat
has captured my thoughts
by scott (forget working...)
grunting and moaning
yelling, huffing and puffing
and he's just typing
by scott (i can't get a thing done with all this racket...) of on the Cube Farm
Sweat beads from your lips
tickling my neck as they run
down past my belly
by Betty LeBomb
Could be, I'm not sure
could be first drafts, practice and
time for me to move on
by Moxie
what does it all mean?
you talk a load of crap moxie
far as I can tell
by mellie
.......ahem...:
.matutinal light...
incipient, luculent:
..a coot's minuet
by ronin@wellhellotherejanis
To those below me
who are in hell, then you
mock those above you
in an attempt
to get them to join you
forever...
by Moxie
Man from Cali hits
a deer in New England and
is shocked when the cop
says, "do you want it?"
by Moxie
Happenstance, it's a
webby, and our enemies
make things more joyful
by Moxie
Beer nuts are sold at
a dollar per pound--Deer nuts
are under a buck!
by NaCl of your underpants
there's nothing better then
slurping oysters from the shells
hmmmm maybe there is
by mellie
A constant sweat flows
Devistation all around
Dead A/C unit
by Choncha of Arizona
incalculable
hideous deformity
it's moxie again
by ash
Yummy loaf of meat
Surrounded by potatoes
Sweet sauce tops it all
by SuperDave
shocking news update!
despite previous reports,
grandma has TWO cocks!
by scott (i was as surprised as the rest of you...)
a man with two dicks
will pee in two directions
don't stand next to him
by scott (some useful advice for the public restroom)
Don't call me 'hunchback'!
I won't call you pussy face.
How about Dick Nose?
(I have a hunch you won't
like that either. FUCK YOU!)
by Quazimodo of Notre Dame
A man with two dicks
A girl with three nice big tits
Are they not human?
by Joe of New York
A cold can of Bud,
A girl with really BIG TITS.
I am in heaven!
by joe of New York
is a tricycle
that has one, two or four wheels
a bad tricycle?
by scott (the bean counter)
Some adults wish that
their opinion was the one
true one, so much flush...
by Moxie
Cold ribs in Rockland
salmonella hour' devours
with Mt. Dew!
by Moxie
(it's not exactly a "bad haiku"...I'll try that next)
so many ideas
so many opinions said
boldly, so much weight
by Moxie
Fish feces won't fit?
Use other words to say it
Try using bass turds
by philephile
They wrote a hit song
Bono, Edge, Mister Rodgers
A Beautiful Day...
by U2 in the neighborhood
Some poles have flavor
Some tadpoles have grown their feet
Some tadpoles are frogs
by Warren the Tadpole of the creek in the backyard
