Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

My sky spins blue
like the waves that surround you
making me spin, too
Haiku # 13472, September 5, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The beast comes at you
his eyes are bright white but they
turn red in retreat
Haiku # 13471, September 5, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by NaCl
bet, be my mermaid -
give to me your salty spray
take a dolphin ride
Haiku # 13470, September 5, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by scott (sinking back into the depths...and do you mind, ap? can't you see i'm busy here?)
she goes in colors
she's a rainbow a rainbow
erotic colors
Haiku # 13469, September 5, 2001 9:31 pm ET
by ap to betty
yes! good idea!
got to keep on movin', move
move on far away
Haiku # 13468, September 5, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by ap
*correction:

the pressure of legs
strong enough to part the sea
i rise from its depths...
Haiku # 13467, September 5, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by scott (i blew the syllable count - can you blame me for being a little excited?)
the pressure of legs
strong enough to part the sea
i'm rising from its depths...
Haiku # 13466, September 5, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by scott (it's coming back to me now...)
Legs drape cross your lap
while sweat beading sun leaves you
a wet silhouette
Haiku # 13465, September 5, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
cetaceous rumblings
in this electric ocean
and saline so sweet
Haiku # 13464, September 5, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by i've forgotten
trickling the sea
i swim against your current
nameless, briny, moist
Haiku # 13463, September 5, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by the lifeform formerly known as "scott" of in an erotic primordial haze
a rolling drop of
lubricious perspiration
escaping navel

quickening, rounding
the banked curves of soft belly
lost in a thicket
Haiku # 13462, September 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by scott (now look what you've done)
the surface tension
of a rolling bead of sweat
has captured my thoughts
Haiku # 13461, September 5, 2001 3:18 pm ET
by scott (forget working...)
grunting and moaning
yelling, huffing and puffing
and he's just typing
Haiku # 13460, September 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by scott (i can't get a thing done with all this racket...) of on the Cube Farm
Sweat beads from your lips
tickling my neck as they run
down past my belly
Haiku # 13459, September 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Could be, I'm not sure
could be first drafts, practice and
time for me to move on
Haiku # 13458, September 5, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Moxie
what does it all mean?
you talk a load of crap moxie
far as I can tell
Haiku # 13457, September 5, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by mellie

.......ahem...:

.matutinal light...
incipient, luculent:
..a coot's minuet
Haiku # 13456, September 5, 2001 11:29 am ET
by ronin@wellhellotherejanis
To those below me
who are in hell, then you
mock those above you
in an attempt
to get them to join you
forever...
Haiku # 13455, September 5, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Moxie
Man from Cali hits
a deer in New England and
is shocked when the cop
says, "do you want it?"
Haiku # 13454, September 5, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
Happenstance, it's a
webby, and our enemies
make things more joyful
Haiku # 13453, September 5, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Beer nuts are sold at
a dollar per pound--Deer nuts
are under a buck!
Haiku # 13452, September 5, 2001 10:40 am ET
by NaCl of your underpants
there's nothing better then
slurping oysters from the shells
hmmmm maybe there is
Haiku # 13451, September 5, 2001 8:55 am ET
by mellie
A constant sweat flows
Devistation all around
Dead A/C unit
Haiku # 13450, September 5, 2001 6:41 am ET
by Choncha of Arizona
incalculable
hideous deformity
it's moxie again
Haiku # 13449, September 5, 2001 6:28 am ET
by ash
Yummy loaf of meat
Surrounded by potatoes
Sweet sauce tops it all
Haiku # 13448, September 5, 2001 6:26 am ET
by SuperDave
shocking news update!
despite previous reports,
grandma has TWO cocks!
Haiku # 13447, September 5, 2001 3:12 am ET
by scott (i was as surprised as the rest of you...)
a man with two dicks
will pee in two directions
don't stand next to him
Haiku # 13446, September 5, 2001 2:15 am ET
by scott (some useful advice for the public restroom)
Don't call me 'hunchback'!
I won't call you pussy face.
How about Dick Nose?

(I have a hunch you won't
like that either. FUCK YOU!)
Haiku # 13445, September 5, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Quazimodo of Notre Dame
A man with two dicks
A girl with three nice big tits
Are they not human?
Haiku # 13444, September 5, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Joe of New York
A cold can of Bud,
A girl with really BIG TITS.
I am in heaven!
Haiku # 13443, September 5, 2001 1:49 am ET
by joe of New York
is a tricycle
that has one, two or four wheels
a bad tricycle?
Haiku # 13442, September 5, 2001 1:38 am ET
by scott (the bean counter)
Some adults wish that
their opinion was the one
true one, so much flush...
Haiku # 13441, September 4, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Cold ribs in Rockland
salmonella hour' devours
with Mt. Dew!
Haiku # 13440, September 4, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Moxie
(it's not exactly a "bad haiku"...I'll try that next)

so many ideas
so many opinions said
boldly, so much weight
Haiku # 13439, September 4, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Fish feces won't fit?
Use other words to say it
Try using bass turds
Haiku # 13438, September 4, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by philephile
They wrote a hit song
Bono, Edge, Mister Rodgers
A Beautiful Day...
Haiku # 13437, September 4, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by U2 in the neighborhood
Some poles have flavor
Some tadpoles have grown their feet
Some tadpoles are frogs
Haiku # 13436, September 4, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Warren the Tadpole of the creek in the backyard
it's day one hundred
of this cruel experiment
office with no walls
Haiku # 13435, September 4, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by scott (every move you make, every breath you take, i'll be hearing you...)
Hot and sweaty beads
Dropping on skin full of lust
Not the One trusts.
Haiku # 13434, September 4, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Magnetic Beauty -
Ironic, Hypnotic - I
Can't Pull My Eyes Away.
Haiku # 13433, September 4, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
The maypole game scene
izzat kid's priapism
or celebrated
folks with the young hots?
Haiku # 13432, September 4, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Moxie
Pallandrome #13431:
A Man A Plan A CAnal,
PAnaMA! - You See?
Haiku # 13431, September 4, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pragmatic Bullshit:
Rationale Too Ideal For
Syllabic Torture
Haiku # 13430, September 4, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's spongiosum
at the party in my pants
and cavernosum
Haiku # 13429, September 4, 2001 10:39 am ET
by ash
Inside the tunnel...

A bleek white light - Dot
Framed by complete black - Dot
Coming near slow - Dot

I did happen - Dot
Naturally, flow, flow, flow - Dot
Approaching the
Haiku # 13428, September 3, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
priapisim! wow!
now that's a great affliction.
where can i get some?
Haiku # 13427, September 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ap
migrating osprey
stalk fish from altitude
white wings and high screams
Haiku # 13426, September 3, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
with priapism
there's no need to ask what's up
because it sticks out
Haiku # 13425, September 3, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ash
temperature's low
the AC now can slumber
autumn threatens us
Haiku # 13424, September 3, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
early whiff of spring
delectable fragrances
precede hay fever
Haiku # 13423, September 3, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by ash
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