early whiff of spring
delectable fragrances
precede hay fever

a wanker, and proud -
come on, everyone who wanks
please raise your left hand

solo flights are fine
when you've waiting on standby
flights leaving daily

(okay on the tongue...how about i slide my hand lower oh so slowly)

hmm, a lazy Bible
reader, myself, is obnxious...
thanks ronin, you helped

When I keep my mouth
shut, you do your better work
critique just ain't art

I enjoy you when you
talk about life

if you do haiku
count to five and seven too
or view the crew spew

dum de dum de dum
dum de dum de dum dum dum
dum de dum de dumb

what's wrong with ya tongue?
hey don't hold back now scottie
we've gone this far mate

what's wrong with ya tongue?
hey don't hold back now scottie
we've gone this far mate

giving out too much
way too much information
are you a wanker?

making mel nervous
gives me a peverse thrill, but
let's kiss and make up

(no tongue, i promise...)

(sorry to dismay
in my book, you're a-o-k
my my, hey hey, k)

she: on the tightrope
me: clothed in my dream, she: nude
me: no pajamas

...and my wrists were sore too, what do you make of that?

suffering nightmares
about tom tightening ropes
woke up with sore wrists

then who was walking
on the tightrope, you or her?
this might mean something.

i dreamed of nichole
naked, walking a tightrope...
does she dream of me?

nicole kidman says
she wants a taller lover
we all qualitfy

jerry lewis, yes
campy crippled telethon
aussies don't suffer

I noticed that in
Scott's list of fondness my name
was left off. I'm hurt.

I noticed that in

Hey it's Labor Day
weekend! Why don't you people
get lives and go out.

ancient panelling
scarred by long gone fists and nails
June bugs in July

an overhead fan
to stir the hot sticky air
a stained foam mattress

every now and then
the bugs would meet the fan blades
and become missles

and let's not forget
that "No Haiku Submitted"
quite the soul of wit

i must borrow from
the late bad haiku master:
a roomful of love

Nice enough indeed
I suppose it's all ok
You know what I mean?

......to my wife my LOVE
in its most pristine essence...
.....my life's yours to take

...(uhh...hi there mellie...8))

..............to k_a-ok
here's to preempting you from
........going against me

ronin makes me blush
ash is my inspiration
ap, janis not mox

when mox is raving
I miss bung daddy's motions
and the wonder boys

riddles and puzzles
coo-coo he sure is pretty
good old bob dylan

...and to ash old friend
please continue to inspire
.......others in haiku

.......to janis my wish
that she'd find it in her heart
...my quaint old picture

.............(tehee)

......to ap my thanks
for sticking it out with me
.....in spite of myself

.........to mellie my kiss
gentle, tender and most sweet
............fit for a lady

.....to Betty my lust
eternal and unchanging
...passionate and hot

.......(woof woof)

.........to scott i afford
BROTHERLY love and relief
......equal among peers

..moxie is quite good (or deep)
to have talked of Temple's book*
.....and a quaint nice place**

........*-The Sirius Mystery
........**-Toledo, Spain (?)

magnified sound waves
of adumbrating thunder
...blasting all the walls

.......grandpa has no teeth
and, well...grandma has a glock
...........complementary

.......jose escrivas'
motto: matthew 10:16
....macchiavelli style

.flirting with a god
is not as difficult as
..flirting with janis

...........8)

if i did nothing
else today, at least i wrote
"grandma has a glock"

hamburger meat arms
bring out the pain inside me
i wish it would stop.

...colorated prisms
spewing heliacal light
.....in flaming fury

............><
.............^

..you were the fall guy
.for all imagined errors
......my apologies

(am i being nice enough
,,,,,,,,,,,,janis,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)

.hey dudes check this out
........matthew 16:28
"they" had long been here

.....(hindu old guides or
.....new age immortals)

some flirt with danger
others flirt with disaster
ronin flirts with god

honeybees can sting
and roses are wrapped in thorns
grandma has a glock

Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season

Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season