Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

giving out too much
way too much information
are you a wanker?
Haiku # 13415, September 3, 2001 8:42 am ET
by mellie, about those sore wrists scott
making mel nervous
gives me a peverse thrill, but
let's kiss and make up

(no tongue, i promise...)
Haiku # 13414, September 3, 2001 5:04 am ET
by scott (i am genuinely a fan...#12356 is one of my favorites...a bad haiku gem)
(sorry to dismay
in my book, you're a-o-k
my my, hey hey, k)
Haiku # 13413, September 2, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by scott (an aside to k)
Haiku # 13412, September 2, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she: on the tightrope
me: clothed in my dream, she: nude
me: no pajamas

...and my wrists were sore too, what do you make of that?
Haiku # 13411, September 2, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by scott (breaking it down, and giving out too much information...)
suffering nightmares
about tom tightening ropes
woke up with sore wrists
Haiku # 13410, September 2, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by mellie
then who was walking
on the tightrope, you or her?
this might mean something.
Haiku # 13409, September 2, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by ap - now I'm freud
i dreamed of nichole
naked, walking a tightrope...
does she dream of me?
Haiku # 13408, September 2, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by scott (in my dreams...)
nicole kidman says
she wants a taller lover
we all qualitfy
Haiku # 13407, September 2, 2001 7:42 pm ET
by ap
jerry lewis, yes
campy crippled telethon
aussies don't suffer
Haiku # 13406, September 2, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by ap
I noticed that in
Scott's list of fondness my name
was left off. I'm hurt.
Haiku # 13405, September 2, 2001 5:14 pm ET
by k_against_Scott_again
I noticed that in
Haiku # 13404, September 2, 2001 5:13 pm ET
by k_against_Scott_again
Hey it's Labor Day
weekend! Why don't you people
get lives and go out.
Haiku # 13403, September 2, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by k_against_specifically_Ronin_and everyoneelse
ancient panelling
scarred by long gone fists and nails
June bugs in July

an overhead fan
to stir the hot sticky air
a stained foam mattress

every now and then
the bugs would meet the fan blades
and become missles
Haiku # 13402, September 2, 2001 3:45 pm ET
by scott (in his Proustian mode again) of reminscing for no apparent reason about that shack in Ohio...
and let's not forget
that "No Haiku Submitted"
quite the soul of wit
Haiku # 13401, September 2, 2001 2:08 pm ET
by scott (the Vogons beckon...and yet I would like to echo all this sentiment...honored to be called "equal" by ronin and feeling f
i must borrow from
the late bad haiku master:
a roomful of love
Haiku # 13400, September 2, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by scott (i miss Darla, don't you? she was almost too good, though)
Nice enough indeed
I suppose it's all ok
You know what I mean?
Haiku # 13399, September 2, 2001 1:41 pm ET
by Janis

......to my wife my LOVE
in its most pristine essence...
.....my life's yours to take

...(uhh...hi there mellie...8))
Haiku # 13398, September 2, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ronin@c'estl'amour

..............to k_a-ok
here's to preempting you from
........going against me
Haiku # 13397, September 2, 2001 11:10 am ET
by ronin_specifically_against_noone_inparticular(pardontheredundancy)
ronin makes me blush
ash is my inspiration
ap, janis not mox

when mox is raving
I miss bung daddy's motions
and the wonder boys
Haiku # 13396, September 2, 2001 10:07 am ET
by mellie
riddles and puzzles
coo-coo he sure is pretty
good old bob dylan
Haiku # 13395, September 2, 2001 10:01 am ET
by mellie

...and to ash old friend
please continue to inspire
.......others in haiku
Haiku # 13394, September 2, 2001 9:20 am ET
by ronin

.......to janis my wish
that she'd find it in her heart
...my quaint old picture

.............(tehee)
Haiku # 13393, September 2, 2001 9:17 am ET
by ronin@blah

......to ap my thanks
for sticking it out with me
.....in spite of myself
Haiku # 13392, September 2, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ronin@blahcoughcough

.........to mellie my kiss
gentle, tender and most sweet
............fit for a lady
Haiku # 13391, September 2, 2001 9:14 am ET
by ronin@blahblahstill

.....to Betty my lust
eternal and unchanging
...passionate and hot

.......(woof woof)
Haiku # 13390, September 2, 2001 9:11 am ET
by ronin@moreblahblah

.........to scott i afford
BROTHERLY love and relief
......equal among peers
Haiku # 13389, September 2, 2001 9:08 am ET
by ronin@blahblahblah

..moxie is quite good (or deep)
to have talked of Temple's book*
.....and a quaint nice place**

........*-The Sirius Mystery
........**-Toledo, Spain (?)
Haiku # 13388, September 2, 2001 9:06 am ET
by ronin@andsowithscottinhisseemingchoiceofspecialwords.notbaitingareyou

magnified sound waves
of adumbrating thunder
...blasting all the walls
Haiku # 13387, September 2, 2001 6:56 am ET
by ronin@yeah

.......grandpa has no teeth
and, well...grandma has a glock
...........complementary
Haiku # 13386, September 2, 2001 6:50 am ET
by ronin@thisihavetosee

.......jose escrivas'
motto: matthew 10:16
....macchiavelli style
Haiku # 13385, September 2, 2001 6:47 am ET
by ronin@thepope'sultrascecretpolice

.flirting with a god
is not as difficult as
..flirting with janis

...........8)
Haiku # 13384, September 2, 2001 6:43 am ET
by ronin@flatterywillgetyounowheremrfallguyscott
if i did nothing
else today, at least i wrote
"grandma has a glock"
Haiku # 13383, September 2, 2001 4:34 am ET
by scott (so damn pleased with myself it's more than a little sickening)
hamburger meat arms
bring out the pain inside me
i wish it would stop.
Haiku # 13382, September 2, 2001 1:14 am ET
by maryjane

...colorated prisms
spewing heliacal light
.....in flaming fury

............><
.............^
Haiku # 13381, September 1, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by ronin@aflashback

..you were the fall guy
.for all imagined errors
......my apologies

(am i being nice enough
,,,,,,,,,,,,janis,,,,,,,,,,,,,,)
Haiku # 13380, September 1, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ronin@thisiswaytoosweetforme

.hey dudes check this out
........matthew 16:28
"they" had long been here

.....(hindu old guides or
.....new age immortals)
Haiku # 13379, September 1, 2001 9:01 pm ET
by ronin@acorrobrationbythevaticaneditedscriptures
Haiku # 13378, September 1, 2001 4:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
some flirt with danger
others flirt with disaster
ronin flirts with god
Haiku # 13377, September 1, 2001 2:10 pm ET
by scott (i took two tabs and still nothing...)
honeybees can sting
and roses are wrapped in thorns
grandma has a glock
Haiku # 13376, September 1, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by scott (sugar and spice and ammunition...)
Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season
Haiku # 13375, September 1, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Across the green fields
my nose swells with a deep breath
allergy season
Haiku # 13374, September 1, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 13373, September 1, 2001 8:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13372, September 1, 2001 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13371, September 1, 2001 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13370, September 1, 2001 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 13369, September 1, 2001 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

...purple lightnings flash
amidst orange helix clouds
........heliotropic sky
Haiku # 13368, September 1, 2001 6:58 am ET
by ronin@wow

.....dancing the samba
popping lag effervescence
...painting all the swirls
Haiku # 13367, September 1, 2001 5:43 am ET
by ronin@goingformycocktailsandgrilleries
god sent a message
to rise high above our peers
and take the tablets
Haiku # 13366, September 1, 2001 3:29 am ET
by ash
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