is a tricycle
that has one, two or four wheels
a bad tricycle?
by scott (the bean counter)
Some adults wish that
their opinion was the one
true one, so much flush...
by Moxie
Cold ribs in Rockland
salmonella hour' devours
with Mt. Dew!
by Moxie
(it's not exactly a "bad haiku"...I'll try that next)
so many ideas
so many opinions said
boldly, so much weight
by Moxie
Fish feces won't fit?
Use other words to say it
Try using bass turds
by philephile
They wrote a hit song
Bono, Edge, Mister Rodgers
A Beautiful Day...
by U2 in the neighborhood
Some poles have flavor
Some tadpoles have grown their feet
Some tadpoles are frogs
by Warren the Tadpole of the creek in the backyard
it's day one hundred
of this cruel experiment
office with no walls
by scott (every move you make, every breath you take, i'll be hearing you...)
Hot and sweaty beads
Dropping on skin full of lust
Not the One trusts.
by Garik of Jersey
Magnetic Beauty -
Ironic, Hypnotic - I
Can't Pull My Eyes Away.
by Garik of Jersey
The maypole game scene
izzat kid's priapism
or celebrated
folks with the young hots?
by Moxie
Pallandrome #13431:
A Man A Plan A CAnal,
PAnaMA! - You See?
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pragmatic Bullshit:
Rationale Too Ideal For
Syllabic Torture
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's spongiosum
at the party in my pants
and cavernosum
by ash
Inside the tunnel...
A bleek white light - Dot
Framed by complete black - Dot
Coming near slow - Dot
I did happen - Dot
Naturally, flow, flow, flow - Dot
Approaching the
by ComiCat of Jerzey
priapisim! wow!
now that's a great affliction.
where can i get some?
by ap
migrating osprey
stalk fish from altitude
white wings and high screams
by ap
with priapism
there's no need to ask what's up
because it sticks out
by ash
temperature's low
the AC now can slumber
autumn threatens us
by ap
early whiff of spring
delectable fragrances
precede hay fever
by ash
a wanker, and proud -
come on, everyone who wanks
please raise your left hand
solo flights are fine
when you've waiting on standby
flights leaving daily
(okay on the tongue...how about i slide my hand lower oh so slowly)
by scott (feeling all patriotic)
hmm, a lazy Bible
reader, myself, is obnxious...
thanks ronin, you helped
by Moxie
When I keep my mouth
shut, you do your better work
critique just ain't art
I enjoy you when you
talk about life
by Moxie
if you do haiku
count to five and seven too
or view the crew spew
by ash
dum de dum de dum
dum de dum de dum dum dum
dum de dum de dumb
by ash
what's wrong with ya tongue?
hey don't hold back now scottie
we've gone this far mate
by mellie
what's wrong with ya tongue?
hey don't hold back now scottie
we've gone this far mate
by mellie
giving out too much
way too much information
are you a wanker?
by mellie, about those sore wrists scott
making mel nervous
gives me a peverse thrill, but
let's kiss and make up
(no tongue, i promise...)
by scott (i am genuinely a fan...#12356 is one of my favorites...a bad haiku gem)
(sorry to dismay
in my book, you're a-o-k
my my, hey hey, k)
by scott (an aside to k)
she: on the tightrope
me: clothed in my dream, she: nude
me: no pajamas
...and my wrists were sore too, what do you make of that?
by scott (breaking it down, and giving out too much information...)
suffering nightmares
about tom tightening ropes
woke up with sore wrists
by mellie
then who was walking
on the tightrope, you or her?
this might mean something.
by ap - now I'm freud
i dreamed of nichole
naked, walking a tightrope...
does she dream of me?
by scott (in my dreams...)
nicole kidman says
she wants a taller lover
we all qualitfy
by ap
jerry lewis, yes
campy crippled telethon
aussies don't suffer
by ap
I noticed that in
Scott's list of fondness my name
was left off. I'm hurt.
by k_against_Scott_again
I noticed that in
by k_against_Scott_again
Hey it's Labor Day
weekend! Why don't you people
get lives and go out.
by k_against_specifically_Ronin_and everyoneelse
ancient panelling
scarred by long gone fists and nails
June bugs in July
an overhead fan
to stir the hot sticky air
a stained foam mattress
every now and then
the bugs would meet the fan blades
and become missles
by scott (in his Proustian mode again) of reminscing for no apparent reason about that shack in Ohio...
and let's not forget
that "No Haiku Submitted"
quite the soul of wit
by scott (the Vogons beckon...and yet I would like to echo all this sentiment...honored to be called "equal" by ronin and feeling f
i must borrow from
the late bad haiku master:
a roomful of love
by scott (i miss Darla, don't you? she was almost too good, though)
Nice enough indeed
I suppose it's all ok
You know what I mean?
by Janis
......to my wife my LOVE
in its most pristine essence...
.....my life's yours to take
...(uhh...hi there mellie...8))
by ronin@c'estl'amour
..............to k_a-ok
here's to preempting you from
........going against me
by ronin_specifically_against_noone_inparticular(pardontheredundancy)
ronin makes me blush
ash is my inspiration
ap, janis not mox
when mox is raving
I miss bung daddy's motions
and the wonder boys
by mellie
riddles and puzzles
coo-coo he sure is pretty
good old bob dylan
by mellie
...and to ash old friend
please continue to inspire
.......others in haiku
by ronin
.......to janis my wish
that she'd find it in her heart
...my quaint old picture
.............(tehee)
by ronin@blah
