Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
yes! good idea!
got to keep on movin', move
move on far away
Haiku # 13468 September 5, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by ap
*correction:

the pressure of legs
strong enough to part the sea
i rise from its depths...
Haiku # 13467 September 5, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by scott (i blew the syllable count - can you blame me for being a little excited?)
the pressure of legs
strong enough to part the sea
i'm rising from its depths...
Haiku # 13466 September 5, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by scott (it's coming back to me now...)
Legs drape cross your lap
while sweat beading sun leaves you
a wet silhouette
Haiku # 13465 September 5, 2001 8:37 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
cetaceous rumblings
in this electric ocean
and saline so sweet
Haiku # 13464 September 5, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by i've forgotten
trickling the sea
i swim against your current
nameless, briny, moist
Haiku # 13463 September 5, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by the lifeform formerly known as "scott" of in an erotic primordial haze
a rolling drop of
lubricious perspiration
escaping navel

quickening, rounding
the banked curves of soft belly
lost in a thicket
Haiku # 13462 September 5, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by scott (now look what you've done)
the surface tension
of a rolling bead of sweat
has captured my thoughts
Haiku # 13461 September 5, 2001 3:18 pm ET
by scott (forget working...)
grunting and moaning
yelling, huffing and puffing
and he's just typing
Haiku # 13460 September 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by scott (i can't get a thing done with all this racket...) of on the Cube Farm
Sweat beads from your lips
tickling my neck as they run
down past my belly
Haiku # 13459 September 5, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Could be, I'm not sure
could be first drafts, practice and
time for me to move on
Haiku # 13458 September 5, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Moxie
what does it all mean?
you talk a load of crap moxie
far as I can tell
Haiku # 13457 September 5, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by mellie

.......ahem...:

.matutinal light...
incipient, luculent:
..a coot's minuet
Haiku # 13456 September 5, 2001 11:29 am ET
by ronin@wellhellotherejanis
To those below me
who are in hell, then you
mock those above you
in an attempt
to get them to join you
forever...
Haiku # 13455 September 5, 2001 10:43 am ET
by Moxie
Man from Cali hits
a deer in New England and
is shocked when the cop
says, "do you want it?"
Haiku # 13454 September 5, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
Happenstance, it's a
webby, and our enemies
make things more joyful
Haiku # 13453 September 5, 2001 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Beer nuts are sold at
a dollar per pound--Deer nuts
are under a buck!
Haiku # 13452 September 5, 2001 10:40 am ET
by NaCl of your underpants
there's nothing better then
slurping oysters from the shells
hmmmm maybe there is
Haiku # 13451 September 5, 2001 8:55 am ET
by mellie
A constant sweat flows
Devistation all around
Dead A/C unit
Haiku # 13450 September 5, 2001 6:41 am ET
by Choncha of Arizona
incalculable
hideous deformity
it's moxie again
Haiku # 13449 September 5, 2001 6:28 am ET
by ash
Yummy loaf of meat
Surrounded by potatoes
Sweet sauce tops it all
Haiku # 13448 September 5, 2001 6:26 am ET
by SuperDave
shocking news update!
despite previous reports,
grandma has TWO cocks!
Haiku # 13447 September 5, 2001 3:12 am ET
by scott (i was as surprised as the rest of you...)
a man with two dicks
will pee in two directions
don't stand next to him
Haiku # 13446 September 5, 2001 2:15 am ET
by scott (some useful advice for the public restroom)
Don't call me 'hunchback'!
I won't call you pussy face.
How about Dick Nose?

(I have a hunch you won't
like that either. FUCK YOU!)
Haiku # 13445 September 5, 2001 2:00 am ET
by Quazimodo of Notre Dame
A man with two dicks
A girl with three nice big tits
Are they not human?
Haiku # 13444 September 5, 2001 1:52 am ET
by Joe of New York
A cold can of Bud,
A girl with really BIG TITS.
I am in heaven!
Haiku # 13443 September 5, 2001 1:49 am ET
by joe of New York
is a tricycle
that has one, two or four wheels
a bad tricycle?
Haiku # 13442 September 5, 2001 1:38 am ET
by scott (the bean counter)
Some adults wish that
their opinion was the one
true one, so much flush...
Haiku # 13441 September 4, 2001 9:41 pm ET
by Moxie
Cold ribs in Rockland
salmonella hour' devours
with Mt. Dew!
Haiku # 13440 September 4, 2001 9:40 pm ET
by Moxie
(it's not exactly a "bad haiku"...I'll try that next)

so many ideas
so many opinions said
boldly, so much weight
Haiku # 13439 September 4, 2001 9:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Fish feces won't fit?
Use other words to say it
Try using bass turds
Haiku # 13438 September 4, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by philephile
They wrote a hit song
Bono, Edge, Mister Rodgers
A Beautiful Day...
Haiku # 13437 September 4, 2001 4:16 pm ET
by U2 in the neighborhood
Some poles have flavor
Some tadpoles have grown their feet
Some tadpoles are frogs
Haiku # 13436 September 4, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Warren the Tadpole of the creek in the backyard
it's day one hundred
of this cruel experiment
office with no walls
Haiku # 13435 September 4, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by scott (every move you make, every breath you take, i'll be hearing you...)
Hot and sweaty beads
Dropping on skin full of lust
Not the One trusts.
Haiku # 13434 September 4, 2001 1:19 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
Magnetic Beauty -
Ironic, Hypnotic - I
Can't Pull My Eyes Away.
Haiku # 13433 September 4, 2001 1:16 pm ET
by Garik of Jersey
The maypole game scene
izzat kid's priapism
or celebrated
folks with the young hots?
Haiku # 13432 September 4, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Moxie
Pallandrome #13431:
A Man A Plan A CAnal,
PAnaMA! - You See?
Haiku # 13431 September 4, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pragmatic Bullshit:
Rationale Too Ideal For
Syllabic Torture
Haiku # 13430 September 4, 2001 12:48 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
it's spongiosum
at the party in my pants
and cavernosum
Haiku # 13429 September 4, 2001 10:39 am ET
by ash
Inside the tunnel...

A bleek white light - Dot
Framed by complete black - Dot
Coming near slow - Dot

I did happen - Dot
Naturally, flow, flow, flow - Dot
Approaching the
Haiku # 13428 September 3, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
priapisim! wow!
now that's a great affliction.
where can i get some?
Haiku # 13427 September 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ap
migrating osprey
stalk fish from altitude
white wings and high screams
Haiku # 13426 September 3, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
with priapism
there's no need to ask what's up
because it sticks out
Haiku # 13425 September 3, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ash
temperature's low
the AC now can slumber
autumn threatens us
Haiku # 13424 September 3, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
early whiff of spring
delectable fragrances
precede hay fever
Haiku # 13423 September 3, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by ash
a wanker, and proud -
come on, everyone who wanks
please raise your left hand

solo flights are fine
when you've waiting on standby
flights leaving daily

(okay on the tongue...how about i slide my hand lower oh so slowly)
Haiku # 13422 September 3, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott (feeling all patriotic)
hmm, a lazy Bible
reader, myself, is obnxious...
thanks ronin, you helped
Haiku # 13421 September 3, 2001 12:53 pm ET
by Moxie
When I keep my mouth
shut, you do your better work
critique just ain't art

I enjoy you when you
talk about life
Haiku # 13420 September 3, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by Moxie
if you do haiku
count to five and seven too
or view the crew spew
Haiku # 13419 September 3, 2001 9:34 am ET
by ash