Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

lightning flashes south
with patience comes the downpour
i wait with my dog
Haiku # 10346, May 12, 2001 6:43 pm ET
by ap
don't try my patience,
I must have it handy to
resist yours - boredung.
Haiku # 10345, May 12, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by boo
I once put truth on
tv - you turned off, 'round to
not see, soface pressed.
Haiku # 10344, May 12, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you don't want to know
ignorance their profits grow
whoas, how's itgoes, shows!
Haiku # 10343, May 12, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by boo
hang yer laundry out
to dry, let the neighbores cry!
life's soap, can't denie.
Haiku # 10342, May 12, 2001 1:05 pm ET
by boo
slow, tantric approach
she says, hey cut it out and
get in there, will ya'
Haiku # 10341, May 12, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by ap
ev'rybody loves
a little understanding
'specially neighbours
Haiku # 10340, May 12, 2001 7:40 am ET
by mellie
new neighbours next door
suddenly my life's a soap
cut to the credits
Haiku # 10339, May 12, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
no dirty poop i
never the half-arsed produce
of semi-colons
Haiku # 10338, May 12, 2001 7:08 am ET
by ash
wish it was Sunday
I forgot it is Sunday
could I be stoned too?
Haiku # 10337, May 12, 2001 6:52 am ET
by mellie
daddy's smoking pot
so don't stone him when he's not
he wants to be stoned
Haiku # 10336, May 12, 2001 6:49 am ET
by mellie
hey, hey, what is this?
my dad is smoking some pot
yeah, way to go dad
Haiku # 10335, May 12, 2001 6:07 am ET
by LivLiv
it is dark purple
bruise colored badness for you
smell the glove like me
Haiku # 10334, May 12, 2001 6:05 am ET
by Olivia
dad says "jimmery"
he leaves me all alone here
more life savers please
Haiku # 10333, May 12, 2001 6:03 am ET
by Olivia and her big face in her mouth
0 blue sofa great to
know that your back Inside and no
long err in the bloody stairs.
Haiku # 10332, May 12, 2001 3:57 am ET
by Hell 0
gee I hate that when
it's orange and not purple
just can't count on it
Haiku # 10331, May 12, 2001 1:30 am ET
by mellie
fluffy jelly bean
maybe it is a purple one
found under a cushion

I'll lick it to see
picking fluff off my tongue now
no it was was orange
Haiku # 10330, May 12, 2001 1:27 am ET
by mellie
Neanderthal man
could not stand the ways of the
homo sapiens
Haiku # 10329, May 12, 2001 12:57 am ET
by impro
grace cannot be found
oustide, on the bed, inside
i think she's hiding
Haiku # 10328, May 11, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by ap
grace cannot be found
Haiku # 10327, May 11, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by ap
The feeling of joy
The sofa is up the stairs
With minor damage
Haiku # 10326, May 11, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Janis
Seven Jelly Beans
Leftover From Easter Day
Might Still Be Tasty
Haiku # 10325, May 11, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by WyldKyss of leavin' on a jet plane
Now this superstition stuff
Prayer not working, just thank God
For the one's he doesn't answer...
Haiku # 10324, May 11, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Moxie
When the sun is on
stage, its a comedy--Moon
sets stage for drama
Haiku # 10323, May 11, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by impro
moon's been up all night
the sun's rising in the east
where else could it rise?

eerie still dawning
flat silver grey ocean waits
quietly for blue

silver moonlight gone
streaks of light on horizon
running feet slap sand
Haiku # 10322, May 11, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by mellie
Not a day goes by
when the sun doesn't set and
the moon takes her place
Haiku # 10321, May 11, 2001 11:38 am ET
by impro
Hooray! sheena's back!
How have you been? Tired? well...
As for me, I'm pooped.
Haiku # 10320, May 11, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Frenchy
good heavens above
the moon venus jupiter
not to mention mars
Haiku # 10319, May 11, 2001 7:19 am ET
by mellie
reading a great book,
The Descent - Jeff Long, scaring
the crap out of me
Haiku # 10318, May 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by pigdog
is ash the dirty
poop, sheena? a doctor who
trys our patience?
Haiku # 10317, May 11, 2001 3:07 am ET
by pigdog
hey ash, aren't you
bored with scatology?
i am, way way too.
Haiku # 10316, May 10, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by sheena
the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?
Haiku # 10315, May 10, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?
Haiku # 10314, May 10, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
"left-wing media"
doesn't report the left-wing
stories: why is that?
Haiku # 10313, May 10, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by unconceding
humanoids but with
non-human minds: one thing is
perplexing... 57 kinds?
Haiku # 10312, May 10, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by unconceding
she realizes!
britney spears' new clothes will be
like the emporer's
Haiku # 10311, May 10, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Miss Everything
My Babe and Gerber's
strained banana dacquries.
PaarrTy! Party On!
Haiku # 10310, May 10, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by the geek deek
little bug on desk
how did you get stuck in the
eleventh story suite?
Haiku # 10309, May 10, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody warned me.
Now I know why all brides smile
On their wedding day.
Haiku # 10308, May 10, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
monday the full moon;
together we drift in light,
gravity waiting.....

lovely soft shaved cunt;
shining closer than the moon,
i am drawn to you
Haiku # 10307, May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
like a moth, blown
too high to descend alive;
tongue flutters madly
Haiku # 10306, May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
Nothing like good head.
I hope you all enjoy it!
Not me. I'm married.
Haiku # 10305, May 10, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
superstitious
belief that prayer may help
their kids and food banks?
Haiku # 10304, May 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
1-0-2-9-9
does not answer my riddle.
It Shall Be Given!
Haiku # 10303, May 10, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by jesus
all the old ladies
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10302, May 10, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by jesus
then all the widows
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10301, May 10, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by jesus
then all the hookers
went down to the church, so why
did they all do that?
Haiku # 10300, May 10, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by jesus
I dunno what it's
like in Heaven... Earth is just
Too much in front now
Haiku # 10299, May 10, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by PXC
AOL going AWOL
Up the wall with large billing
And it's not my account...
Haiku # 10298, May 10, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by PXC
my braided ball hairs
sway wildly in the breeze
why is it so cold
Haiku # 10297, May 10, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by ap
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