My Babe and Gerber's
strained banana dacquries.
PaarrTy! Party On!
by the geek deek
little bug on desk
how did you get stuck in the
eleventh story suite?
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody warned me.
Now I know why all brides smile
On their wedding day.
by Headless Wonder
monday the full moon;
together we drift in light,
gravity waiting.....
lovely soft shaved cunt;
shining closer than the moon,
i am drawn to you
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
like a moth, blown
too high to descend alive;
tongue flutters madly
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
Nothing like good head.
I hope you all enjoy it!
Not me. I'm married.
by Headless Wonder
superstitious
belief that prayer may help
their kids and food banks?
by Anonymous Poet
1-0-2-9-9
does not answer my riddle.
It Shall Be Given!
by jesus
all the old ladies
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
by jesus
then all the widows
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
by jesus
then all the hookers
went down to the church, so why
did they all do that?
by jesus
I dunno what it's
like in Heaven... Earth is just
Too much in front now
by PXC
AOL going AWOL
Up the wall with large billing
And it's not my account...
by PXC
my braided ball hairs
sway wildly in the breeze
why is it so cold
by ap
my braided sideburns
sway gently in the breeze of
the breath from your nose
by impro
paradise right here
moonlit ocean clear night sky
water slapping sand
by mellie
im busy today
so i wont be sending mail
encrypted or not
i doubt there will be
a party on the patio
tonight, but maybe
by Anonymous Poet
my poor old granny
her genius haikulation
non sequitur wit
themeatic reference
repetitively stated
celebrate the verse
by ap
sucked prostrate face up
dried prostate satisfaction
hey - don't i know you?
by ap
now flat on his back
he's been on the job too long
she has sucked him dry
by mellie
bicycle riding
by the river... did I just
inhale an insect?
by Anonymous Poet
the moment's fleeting
I had a really funny
one, but now it's gone
by Anonymous Poet
sunshine harmony
eveyone else having fun
while I'm here at work
by Anonymous Poet
the path to inner
peace is littered with plenty
of illicit drugs
by Anonymous Poet
none of us here care
about your grandmother and
her alleged cock
by Anonymous Poet
blinded by science
my karmic revelation is
quite disappointing
by ap
seek enlightenment
spirituality, peace.
grandma has a cock.
by ap
fortissimo I
crescendo then solo I
diminuendo
by impro
suped up stage coach sends
horse and rider careering
toward brilliant
by impro
I signify one
revolution per minute
quantum psychic tao
by impro
heavenly tee-shirts
you won't be needing: wear one
says: "want fries with that?"
by jesus
pope beatified
two maltese priests and one nun
time to celebrate
by ap
while you're here, jesus,
could'ja pray for ole paver?
i think he has gas.
by ap
hey jesus. how's the
weather up there in heaven?
do i need t-shirts?
by ap
hold on there jesus,
i got a question for you.
how's you mom doing?
by ap
Bubbles in my beer
expand exponentially
in my large belly
Slowly pressure builds
Gas escapes, I lift a cheek
the volcano blows
by Paver; I luv beer
spring. there, i said it.
something to do with seasons
one valid haiku
by ap
Punchline, hey, Jesus
Has holes, as do sponges, and
soaked up our sin there...
by PXC
i know, me busy too
but good day in general
plans tonight are trashed
so i'm wide open for
fun and games
by Anonymous Poet
long day without com
ive been busy as i can be
hot dogs dont set well
its wednesday and that
means the old man and I will
be walking the dog
by Anonymous Poet
I walked on water
but now I sink; because of
these holes in my feet.
by jesus
That walking on water
That old trick, the Master taught
And someone followed...
by PXC
I did not know that
you could double click across
all of this haiku
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
by Betty LeBomb
Voodoo done in haste
I draw on my Etch-a-sketch
friends to be erased
by Betty LeBomb
crystal clear water
gutter in front of sand bank
perfect wave breaking
notice dark shadow
did Jesus walk on water?
so did someone else
by mellie
Man, this fake name here
You know who I am and yet
I am pleased to just be...
by PXC
There's that blind faith thing
again, happy mood swing and
down she goes again...
by PXC
news you won't hear now
in the National Press Club.
Can't miss it? They will!
by unconceding
