suped up stage coach sends
horse and rider careering
toward brilliant
by impro
I signify one
revolution per minute
quantum psychic tao
by impro
heavenly tee-shirts
you won't be needing: wear one
says: "want fries with that?"
by jesus
pope beatified
two maltese priests and one nun
time to celebrate
by ap
while you're here, jesus,
could'ja pray for ole paver?
i think he has gas.
by ap
hey jesus. how's the
weather up there in heaven?
do i need t-shirts?
by ap
hold on there jesus,
i got a question for you.
how's you mom doing?
by ap
Bubbles in my beer
expand exponentially
in my large belly
Slowly pressure builds
Gas escapes, I lift a cheek
the volcano blows
by Paver; I luv beer
spring. there, i said it.
something to do with seasons
one valid haiku
by ap
Punchline, hey, Jesus
Has holes, as do sponges, and
soaked up our sin there...
by PXC
i know, me busy too
but good day in general
plans tonight are trashed
so i'm wide open for
fun and games
by Anonymous Poet
long day without com
ive been busy as i can be
hot dogs dont set well
its wednesday and that
means the old man and I will
be walking the dog
by Anonymous Poet
I walked on water
but now I sink; because of
these holes in my feet.
by jesus
That walking on water
That old trick, the Master taught
And someone followed...
by PXC
I did not know that
you could double click across
all of this haiku
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
by Betty LeBomb
Voodoo done in haste
I draw on my Etch-a-sketch
friends to be erased
by Betty LeBomb
crystal clear water
gutter in front of sand bank
perfect wave breaking
notice dark shadow
did Jesus walk on water?
so did someone else
by mellie
Man, this fake name here
You know who I am and yet
I am pleased to just be...
by PXC
There's that blind faith thing
again, happy mood swing and
down she goes again...
by PXC
news you won't hear now
in the National Press Club.
Can't miss it? They will!
by unconceding
news media says
it is "dominated" by
the left. that sound right?
in a time honored
event, which unreported
went, news was abused.
by unconceding
This is my first try
I know you'll find it funny
The muse has left now..
by Stewel
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and data loss.
Guess which has occurred.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
by Impro, Japanese error messages
My computer don't
work. Hold it upside down and
Shake? Oh... now it works.
by impro
etch-a-sketch master
I can draw a smile just by
turning your two dials
by impro
photosynthesis
makes colour, fragrance, splendour
and fine alkaloids
by ash
defragmentation
is taking eternity
'puter is spun out
by ash
please let me say this
I've something to tell you but
can't be bothered now
by mellie
don't fool yourself girl
frankly, zap and it's winter
mothball boogie board
by mellie
neither the dead of
winter nor the summer heat
seasons' edges best
by ap
neither the dead of
winter or the summer heat.
seasons' edges best
by ap
better than perfect
now this is surely heaven
today's perfection
by mellie
overcast winter sky
cold grey cumuli scudding
heralding downpours
by ash
WEEK TWO - writers' strike!
There ISN'T one?!.. then, tv
didn't get better*!?
by boo
maybe our only
warningbut bad boys should learn
from their miscreants.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
cosmic things brewing
May 9th you should be viewing
if it's aired newsing.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I once sreamed a sream
cinamaxian tv
she is sometimes bi
by Betty LeBomb
Damn this office place
where low hanging ceiling fans
substitute for fun
by Betty LeBomb
I hate hate hate hate
my fucking fucking fucking
job job job job job
by RD of NY
i am by the way
happy with any response
that YOU send for me
by Anonymous Poet
Five in the first line
Seven go in the second
And then five again
by Anonymous Poet
Like your poetry
Pool labor's sweet
We've got all tonight
Not to sleep
by Anonymous Poet
he'll be there again
when i get home. and working
for my attention
i do like the help
but the intrusion is not
welcome this evening
by Anonymous Poet
Crystaline and blue
almost evil, mostly goo
wicked space tofu
by Betty LeBomb
The cunning linguist
was a master lip-reader,
and could speak in toungues.
by Frenchy
her love wraps gently
around my heart and senses
that it beats for her
her thighs though, sqeeze
me like a tourniquet and
I can't feel my legs
by impro
May She be with you
In the stars of creation
Every step, every breath
by PXC
I had a great dream
last night I had a great dream
woke with a hard on
Down boy I say to
it, but nothing... think about
baseball... think baseball
by impro
