news media says
it is "dominated" by
the left. that sound right?
in a time honored
event, which unreported
went, news was abused.
by unconceding
This is my first try
I know you'll find it funny
The muse has left now..
by Stewel
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and data loss.
Guess which has occurred.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
by Impro, Japanese error messages
My computer don't
work. Hold it upside down and
Shake? Oh... now it works.
by impro
etch-a-sketch master
I can draw a smile just by
turning your two dials
by impro
photosynthesis
makes colour, fragrance, splendour
and fine alkaloids
by ash
defragmentation
is taking eternity
'puter is spun out
by ash
please let me say this
I've something to tell you but
can't be bothered now
by mellie
don't fool yourself girl
frankly, zap and it's winter
mothball boogie board
by mellie
neither the dead of
winter nor the summer heat
seasons' edges best
by ap
neither the dead of
winter or the summer heat.
seasons' edges best
by ap
better than perfect
now this is surely heaven
today's perfection
by mellie
overcast winter sky
cold grey cumuli scudding
heralding downpours
by ash
WEEK TWO - writers' strike!
There ISN'T one?!.. then, tv
didn't get better*!?
by boo
maybe our only
warningbut bad boys should learn
from their miscreants.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
cosmic things brewing
May 9th you should be viewing
if it's aired newsing.
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I once sreamed a sream
cinamaxian tv
she is sometimes bi
by Betty LeBomb
Damn this office place
where low hanging ceiling fans
substitute for fun
by Betty LeBomb
I hate hate hate hate
my fucking fucking fucking
job job job job job
by RD of NY
i am by the way
happy with any response
that YOU send for me
by Anonymous Poet
Five in the first line
Seven go in the second
And then five again
by Anonymous Poet
Like your poetry
Pool labor's sweet
We've got all tonight
Not to sleep
by Anonymous Poet
he'll be there again
when i get home. and working
for my attention
i do like the help
but the intrusion is not
welcome this evening
by Anonymous Poet
Crystaline and blue
almost evil, mostly goo
wicked space tofu
by Betty LeBomb
The cunning linguist
was a master lip-reader,
and could speak in toungues.
by Frenchy
her love wraps gently
around my heart and senses
that it beats for her
her thighs though, sqeeze
me like a tourniquet and
I can't feel my legs
by impro
May She be with you
In the stars of creation
Every step, every breath
by PXC
I had a great dream
last night I had a great dream
woke with a hard on
Down boy I say to
it, but nothing... think about
baseball... think baseball
by impro
i'm so furious!
i wish i didn't love him.
dreams will tell me why...
by canary yellow of sf, ca
Three com bastards rot in hell!
by Anonymous Poet
plop, plop, strain, plop, splash,
anus stretch, smirk, bad thoughts, stink,
sniff, run, type, relief...!!
by pooku medley...booooorrrrrinnng
oh bondage up yours
chain me to any old wall
then please release me
by mellie
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! ...that tree?
by Betty LeBomb
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! that tree!
by Betty LeBomb
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me!
!up, !up, !up that tree!
by Betty LeBomb
I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
..only thick haiku
by Betty LeBomb
I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
only thick haiku
by Betty LeBomb
I could almost quit
get on with this living shit
with you liking it
by Betty LeBomb
I sit and stare
through the great volumes of air
to you sitting there
by Betty LeBomb
...back to you haiku
I just hit, the mother hit
almost loosing you
by Betty LeBomb
maybe tomorrow
she'll do a spreadsheet or type
i'll never tell her
by ap
somebody has to
pay the bills. god bless her for
her beauty and grace.
by ap
she thinks i don't know
weekend moonlighting stripper
I'd give her a buck
by ap
AM drive to work
PM then drive home from work
business trip beckons
by ap
mosquitos bite me
fish ignore my baited hook
christ as fisherman
by ap
itchy eyeball time
its some sort of infection
don't watch bad T V
by ap
bad cable soft porn
she humps his navel and sreams
stiff silicone tits
by ap
Laying laid off on
Sort of going to and fro
Cut the silver cord
by PXC
you know... we can still
be amazed if we don't think
so hard about it.
by impro :)
did you fall from a
mountain or rise from sea floors
see how great you are
by impro :)
