Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

There's that blind faith thing
again, happy mood swing and
down she goes again...
Haiku # 10262, May 9, 2001 11:41 am ET
by PXC
news you won't hear now
in the National Press Club.
Can't miss it? They will!
Haiku # 10261, May 9, 2001 11:23 am ET
by unconceding
news media says
it is "dominated" by
the left. that sound right?

in a time honored
event, which unreported
went, news was abused.
Haiku # 10260, May 9, 2001 11:22 am ET
by unconceding
This is my first try
I know you'll find it funny
The muse has left now..
Haiku # 10259, May 9, 2001 11:01 am ET
by Stewel
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and data loss.
Guess which has occurred.

Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Haiku # 10258, May 9, 2001 10:27 am ET
by Impro, Japanese error messages
My computer don't
work. Hold it upside down and
Shake? Oh... now it works.
Haiku # 10257, May 9, 2001 10:23 am ET
by impro
etch-a-sketch master
I can draw a smile just by
turning your two dials
Haiku # 10256, May 9, 2001 10:19 am ET
by impro
photosynthesis
makes colour, fragrance, splendour
and fine alkaloids
Haiku # 10255, May 9, 2001 9:05 am ET
by ash
defragmentation
is taking eternity
'puter is spun out
Haiku # 10254, May 9, 2001 8:23 am ET
by ash
please let me say this
I've something to tell you but
can't be bothered now
Haiku # 10253, May 9, 2001 8:11 am ET
by mellie
don't fool yourself girl
frankly, zap and it's winter
mothball boogie board
Haiku # 10252, May 9, 2001 8:08 am ET
by mellie
neither the dead of
winter nor the summer heat
seasons' edges best
Haiku # 10251, May 9, 2001 7:50 am ET
by ap
neither the dead of
winter or the summer heat.
seasons' edges best
Haiku # 10250, May 9, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ap
better than perfect
now this is surely heaven
today's perfection
Haiku # 10249, May 8, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by mellie
overcast winter sky
cold grey cumuli scudding
heralding downpours
Haiku # 10248, May 8, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by ash
WEEK TWO - writers' strike!
There ISN'T one?!.. then, tv
didn't get better*!?
Haiku # 10247, May 8, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by boo
maybe our only
warningbut bad boys should learn
from their miscreants.
Haiku # 10246, May 8, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
cosmic things brewing
May 9th you should be viewing
if it's aired newsing.
Haiku # 10245, May 8, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by ekpyrotic apoapsis
I once sreamed a sream
cinamaxian tv
she is sometimes bi
Haiku # 10244, May 8, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Damn this office place
where low hanging ceiling fans
substitute for fun
Haiku # 10243, May 8, 2001 8:33 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I hate hate hate hate
my fucking fucking fucking
job job job job job
Haiku # 10242, May 8, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by RD of NY
i am by the way
happy with any response
that YOU send for me
Haiku # 10241, May 8, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Five in the first line
Seven go in the second
And then five again
Haiku # 10240, May 8, 2001 4:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like your poetry
Pool labor's sweet
We've got all tonight
Not to sleep
Haiku # 10239, May 8, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
he'll be there again
when i get home. and working
for my attention

i do like the help
but the intrusion is not
welcome this evening
Haiku # 10238, May 8, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crystaline and blue
almost evil, mostly goo
wicked space tofu
Haiku # 10237, May 8, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The cunning linguist
was a master lip-reader,
and could speak in toungues.
Haiku # 10236, May 8, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Frenchy
her love wraps gently
around my heart and senses
that it beats for her

her thighs though, sqeeze
me like a tourniquet and
I can't feel my legs
Haiku # 10235, May 8, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by impro
May She be with you
In the stars of creation
Every step, every breath
Haiku # 10234, May 8, 2001 12:17 pm ET
by PXC
I had a great dream
last night I had a great dream
woke with a hard on

Down boy I say to
it, but nothing... think about
baseball... think baseball
Haiku # 10233, May 8, 2001 9:39 am ET
by impro
i'm so furious!
i wish i didn't love him.
dreams will tell me why...
Haiku # 10232, May 8, 2001 2:26 am ET
by canary yellow of sf, ca
Three com bastards rot in hell!
Haiku # 10231, May 8, 2001 2:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
plop, plop, strain, plop, splash,
anus stretch, smirk, bad thoughts, stink,
sniff, run, type, relief...!!
Haiku # 10230, May 8, 2001 2:09 am ET
by pooku medley...booooorrrrrinnng
oh bondage up yours
chain me to any old wall
then please release me
Haiku # 10229, May 8, 2001 1:20 am ET
by mellie
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! ...that tree?






Haiku # 10228, May 8, 2001 12:55 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me
up!! up!! up!! that tree!




Haiku # 10227, May 8, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
That dog looked at me!
and his growling's meant for me!
!up, !up, !up that tree!

Haiku # 10226, May 8, 2001 12:39 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
..only thick haiku



Haiku # 10225, May 8, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I thought it was glue
How it stuck to me, to you
only thick haiku

Haiku # 10224, May 8, 2001 12:31 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I could almost quit
get on with this living shit
with you liking it
Haiku # 10223, May 8, 2001 12:17 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I sit and stare
through the great volumes of air
to you sitting there
Haiku # 10222, May 8, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
...back to you haiku
I just hit, the mother hit
almost loosing you
Haiku # 10221, May 8, 2001 12:05 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
maybe tomorrow
she'll do a spreadsheet or type
i'll never tell her
Haiku # 10220, May 7, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by ap
somebody has to
pay the bills. god bless her for
her beauty and grace.
Haiku # 10219, May 7, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by ap
she thinks i don't know
weekend moonlighting stripper
I'd give her a buck

Haiku # 10218, May 7, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by ap
AM drive to work
PM then drive home from work
business trip beckons
Haiku # 10217, May 7, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by ap
mosquitos bite me
fish ignore my baited hook
christ as fisherman
Haiku # 10216, May 7, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ap
itchy eyeball time
its some sort of infection
don't watch bad T V
Haiku # 10215, May 7, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by ap
bad cable soft porn
she humps his navel and sreams
stiff silicone tits
Haiku # 10214, May 7, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ap
Laying laid off on
Sort of going to and fro
Cut the silver cord
Haiku # 10213, May 7, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by PXC
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