moon's been up all night
the sun's rising in the east
where else could it rise?

eerie still dawning
flat silver grey ocean waits
quietly for blue

silver moonlight gone
streaks of light on horizon
running feet slap sand

Not a day goes by
when the sun doesn't set and
the moon takes her place

Hooray! sheena's back!
How have you been? Tired? well...
As for me, I'm pooped.

good heavens above
the moon venus jupiter
not to mention mars

reading a great book,
The Descent - Jeff Long, scaring
the crap out of me

is ash the dirty
poop, sheena? a doctor who
trys our patience?

hey ash, aren't you
bored with scatology?
i am, way way too.

the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?

the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?

"left-wing media"
doesn't report the left-wing
stories: why is that?

humanoids but with
non-human minds: one thing is
perplexing... 57 kinds?

she realizes!
britney spears' new clothes will be
like the emporer's

My Babe and Gerber's
strained banana dacquries.
PaarrTy! Party On!

little bug on desk
how did you get stuck in the
eleventh story suite?

Nobody warned me.
Now I know why all brides smile
On their wedding day.

monday the full moon;
together we drift in light,
gravity waiting.....

lovely soft shaved cunt;
shining closer than the moon,
i am drawn to you

like a moth, blown
too high to descend alive;
tongue flutters madly

Nothing like good head.
I hope you all enjoy it!
Not me. I'm married.

superstitious
belief that prayer may help
their kids and food banks?

1-0-2-9-9
does not answer my riddle.
It Shall Be Given!

all the old ladies
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...

then all the widows
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...

then all the hookers
went down to the church, so why
did they all do that?

I dunno what it's
like in Heaven... Earth is just
Too much in front now

AOL going AWOL
Up the wall with large billing
And it's not my account...

my braided ball hairs
sway wildly in the breeze
why is it so cold

my braided sideburns
sway gently in the breeze of
the breath from your nose

paradise right here
moonlit ocean clear night sky
water slapping sand

im busy today
so i wont be sending mail
encrypted or not

i doubt there will be
a party on the patio
tonight, but maybe

my poor old granny
her genius haikulation
non sequitur wit

themeatic reference
repetitively stated
celebrate the verse

sucked prostrate face up
dried prostate satisfaction
hey - don't i know you?

now flat on his back
he's been on the job too long
she has sucked him dry

bicycle riding
by the river... did I just
inhale an insect?

the moment's fleeting
I had a really funny
one, but now it's gone

sunshine harmony
eveyone else having fun
while I'm here at work

the path to inner
peace is littered with plenty
of illicit drugs

none of us here care
about your grandmother and
her alleged cock

blinded by science
my karmic revelation is
quite disappointing

seek enlightenment
spirituality, peace.
grandma has a cock.

fortissimo I
crescendo then solo I
diminuendo

suped up stage coach sends
horse and rider careering
toward brilliant

I signify one
revolution per minute
quantum psychic tao

heavenly tee-shirts
you won't be needing: wear one
says: "want fries with that?"

pope beatified
two maltese priests and one nun
time to celebrate

while you're here, jesus,
could'ja pray for ole paver?
i think he has gas.

hey jesus. how's the
weather up there in heaven?
do i need t-shirts?

hold on there jesus,
i got a question for you.
how's you mom doing?

Bubbles in my beer
expand exponentially
in my large belly

Slowly pressure builds
Gas escapes, I lift a cheek
the volcano blows

spring. there, i said it.
something to do with seasons
one valid haiku

Punchline, hey, Jesus
Has holes, as do sponges, and
soaked up our sin there...