Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

"left-wing media"
doesn't report the left-wing
stories: why is that?
Haiku # 10313, May 10, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by unconceding
humanoids but with
non-human minds: one thing is
perplexing... 57 kinds?
Haiku # 10312, May 10, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by unconceding
she realizes!
britney spears' new clothes will be
like the emporer's
Haiku # 10311, May 10, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Miss Everything
My Babe and Gerber's
strained banana dacquries.
PaarrTy! Party On!
Haiku # 10310, May 10, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by the geek deek
little bug on desk
how did you get stuck in the
eleventh story suite?
Haiku # 10309, May 10, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody warned me.
Now I know why all brides smile
On their wedding day.
Haiku # 10308, May 10, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
monday the full moon;
together we drift in light,
gravity waiting.....

lovely soft shaved cunt;
shining closer than the moon,
i am drawn to you
Haiku # 10307, May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
like a moth, blown
too high to descend alive;
tongue flutters madly
Haiku # 10306, May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
Nothing like good head.
I hope you all enjoy it!
Not me. I'm married.
Haiku # 10305, May 10, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
superstitious
belief that prayer may help
their kids and food banks?
Haiku # 10304, May 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
1-0-2-9-9
does not answer my riddle.
It Shall Be Given!
Haiku # 10303, May 10, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by jesus
all the old ladies
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10302, May 10, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by jesus
then all the widows
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10301, May 10, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by jesus
then all the hookers
went down to the church, so why
did they all do that?
Haiku # 10300, May 10, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by jesus
I dunno what it's
like in Heaven... Earth is just
Too much in front now
Haiku # 10299, May 10, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by PXC
AOL going AWOL
Up the wall with large billing
And it's not my account...
Haiku # 10298, May 10, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by PXC
my braided ball hairs
sway wildly in the breeze
why is it so cold
Haiku # 10297, May 10, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by ap
my braided sideburns
sway gently in the breeze of
the breath from your nose
Haiku # 10296, May 10, 2001 10:50 am ET
by impro
paradise right here
moonlit ocean clear night sky
water slapping sand
Haiku # 10295, May 10, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie
im busy today
so i wont be sending mail
encrypted or not

i doubt there will be
a party on the patio
tonight, but maybe
Haiku # 10294, May 10, 2001 9:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my poor old granny
her genius haikulation
non sequitur wit

themeatic reference
repetitively stated
celebrate the verse
Haiku # 10293, May 10, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ap
sucked prostrate face up
dried prostate satisfaction
hey - don't i know you?
Haiku # 10292, May 10, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ap
now flat on his back
he's been on the job too long
she has sucked him dry
Haiku # 10291, May 10, 2001 1:07 am ET
by mellie
bicycle riding
by the river... did I just
inhale an insect?
Haiku # 10290, May 9, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moment's fleeting
I had a really funny
one, but now it's gone
Haiku # 10289, May 9, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sunshine harmony
eveyone else having fun
while I'm here at work
Haiku # 10288, May 9, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the path to inner
peace is littered with plenty
of illicit drugs
Haiku # 10287, May 9, 2001 11:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
none of us here care
about your grandmother and
her alleged cock
Haiku # 10286, May 9, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blinded by science
my karmic revelation is
quite disappointing

Haiku # 10285, May 9, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
seek enlightenment
spirituality, peace.
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 10284, May 9, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by ap
fortissimo I
crescendo then solo I
diminuendo
Haiku # 10283, May 9, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by impro
suped up stage coach sends
horse and rider careering
toward brilliant
Haiku # 10282, May 9, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by impro
I signify one
revolution per minute
quantum psychic tao
Haiku # 10281, May 9, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by impro
heavenly tee-shirts
you won't be needing: wear one
says: "want fries with that?"
Haiku # 10280, May 9, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by jesus
pope beatified
two maltese priests and one nun
time to celebrate
Haiku # 10279, May 9, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by ap
while you're here, jesus,
could'ja pray for ole paver?
i think he has gas.
Haiku # 10278, May 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
hey jesus. how's the
weather up there in heaven?
do i need t-shirts?
Haiku # 10277, May 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by ap
hold on there jesus,
i got a question for you.
how's you mom doing?

Haiku # 10276, May 9, 2001 6:59 pm ET
by ap
Bubbles in my beer
expand exponentially
in my large belly

Slowly pressure builds
Gas escapes, I lift a cheek
the volcano blows
Haiku # 10275, May 9, 2001 6:58 pm ET
by Paver; I luv beer
spring. there, i said it.
something to do with seasons
one valid haiku
Haiku # 10274, May 9, 2001 6:52 pm ET
by ap
Punchline, hey, Jesus
Has holes, as do sponges, and
soaked up our sin there...
Haiku # 10273, May 9, 2001 6:25 pm ET
by PXC
i know, me busy too
but good day in general

plans tonight are trashed
so i'm wide open for
fun and games
Haiku # 10272, May 9, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
long day without com
ive been busy as i can be
hot dogs dont set well

its wednesday and that
means the old man and I will
be walking the dog
Haiku # 10271, May 9, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I walked on water
but now I sink; because of
these holes in my feet.
Haiku # 10270, May 9, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by jesus
That walking on water
That old trick, the Master taught
And someone followed...
Haiku # 10269, May 9, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by PXC
I did not know that
you could double click across
all of this haiku
Haiku # 10268, May 9, 2001 2:23 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
Haiku # 10267, May 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
How much do you have?
Wow. I think that is too much.
Doesn't it smell funny?
Haiku # 10266, May 9, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Voodoo done in haste
I draw on my Etch-a-sketch
friends to be erased
Haiku # 10265, May 9, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
crystal clear water
gutter in front of sand bank
perfect wave breaking

notice dark shadow
did Jesus walk on water?
so did someone else
Haiku # 10264, May 9, 2001 11:42 am ET
by mellie
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