Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The feeling of joy
The sofa is up the stairs
With minor damage
Haiku # 10326, May 11, 2001 9:16 pm ET
by Janis
Seven Jelly Beans
Leftover From Easter Day
Might Still Be Tasty
Haiku # 10325, May 11, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by WyldKyss of leavin' on a jet plane
Now this superstition stuff
Prayer not working, just thank God
For the one's he doesn't answer...
Haiku # 10324, May 11, 2001 8:32 pm ET
by Moxie
When the sun is on
stage, its a comedy--Moon
sets stage for drama
Haiku # 10323, May 11, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by impro
moon's been up all night
the sun's rising in the east
where else could it rise?

eerie still dawning
flat silver grey ocean waits
quietly for blue

silver moonlight gone
streaks of light on horizon
running feet slap sand
Haiku # 10322, May 11, 2001 2:40 pm ET
by mellie
Not a day goes by
when the sun doesn't set and
the moon takes her place
Haiku # 10321, May 11, 2001 11:38 am ET
by impro
Hooray! sheena's back!
How have you been? Tired? well...
As for me, I'm pooped.
Haiku # 10320, May 11, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Frenchy
good heavens above
the moon venus jupiter
not to mention mars
Haiku # 10319, May 11, 2001 7:19 am ET
by mellie
reading a great book,
The Descent - Jeff Long, scaring
the crap out of me
Haiku # 10318, May 11, 2001 3:12 am ET
by pigdog
is ash the dirty
poop, sheena? a doctor who
trys our patience?
Haiku # 10317, May 11, 2001 3:07 am ET
by pigdog
hey ash, aren't you
bored with scatology?
i am, way way too.
Haiku # 10316, May 10, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by sheena
the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?
Haiku # 10315, May 10, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
the kids are easy
but i miss home, family.
we moved for money?
Haiku # 10314, May 10, 2001 8:57 pm ET
by ap
"left-wing media"
doesn't report the left-wing
stories: why is that?
Haiku # 10313, May 10, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by unconceding
humanoids but with
non-human minds: one thing is
perplexing... 57 kinds?
Haiku # 10312, May 10, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by unconceding
she realizes!
britney spears' new clothes will be
like the emporer's
Haiku # 10311, May 10, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by Miss Everything
My Babe and Gerber's
strained banana dacquries.
PaarrTy! Party On!
Haiku # 10310, May 10, 2001 7:16 pm ET
by the geek deek
little bug on desk
how did you get stuck in the
eleventh story suite?
Haiku # 10309, May 10, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Nobody warned me.
Now I know why all brides smile
On their wedding day.
Haiku # 10308, May 10, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
monday the full moon;
together we drift in light,
gravity waiting.....

lovely soft shaved cunt;
shining closer than the moon,
i am drawn to you
Haiku # 10307, May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
like a moth, blown
too high to descend alive;
tongue flutters madly
Haiku # 10306, May 10, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by WOO HOO ! the dark clown
Nothing like good head.
I hope you all enjoy it!
Not me. I'm married.
Haiku # 10305, May 10, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Headless Wonder
superstitious
belief that prayer may help
their kids and food banks?
Haiku # 10304, May 10, 2001 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
1-0-2-9-9
does not answer my riddle.
It Shall Be Given!
Haiku # 10303, May 10, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by jesus
all the old ladies
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10302, May 10, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by jesus
then all the widows
went down to the church, and word
spread around the town...
Haiku # 10301, May 10, 2001 3:20 pm ET
by jesus
then all the hookers
went down to the church, so why
did they all do that?
Haiku # 10300, May 10, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by jesus
I dunno what it's
like in Heaven... Earth is just
Too much in front now
Haiku # 10299, May 10, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by PXC
AOL going AWOL
Up the wall with large billing
And it's not my account...
Haiku # 10298, May 10, 2001 12:39 pm ET
by PXC
my braided ball hairs
sway wildly in the breeze
why is it so cold
Haiku # 10297, May 10, 2001 12:20 pm ET
by ap
my braided sideburns
sway gently in the breeze of
the breath from your nose
Haiku # 10296, May 10, 2001 10:50 am ET
by impro
paradise right here
moonlit ocean clear night sky
water slapping sand
Haiku # 10295, May 10, 2001 10:44 am ET
by mellie
im busy today
so i wont be sending mail
encrypted or not

i doubt there will be
a party on the patio
tonight, but maybe
Haiku # 10294, May 10, 2001 9:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my poor old granny
her genius haikulation
non sequitur wit

themeatic reference
repetitively stated
celebrate the verse
Haiku # 10293, May 10, 2001 8:05 am ET
by ap
sucked prostrate face up
dried prostate satisfaction
hey - don't i know you?
Haiku # 10292, May 10, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ap
now flat on his back
he's been on the job too long
she has sucked him dry
Haiku # 10291, May 10, 2001 1:07 am ET
by mellie
bicycle riding
by the river... did I just
inhale an insect?
Haiku # 10290, May 9, 2001 11:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the moment's fleeting
I had a really funny
one, but now it's gone
Haiku # 10289, May 9, 2001 11:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sunshine harmony
eveyone else having fun
while I'm here at work
Haiku # 10288, May 9, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the path to inner
peace is littered with plenty
of illicit drugs
Haiku # 10287, May 9, 2001 11:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
none of us here care
about your grandmother and
her alleged cock
Haiku # 10286, May 9, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blinded by science
my karmic revelation is
quite disappointing

Haiku # 10285, May 9, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ap
seek enlightenment
spirituality, peace.
grandma has a cock.
Haiku # 10284, May 9, 2001 9:09 pm ET
by ap
fortissimo I
crescendo then solo I
diminuendo
Haiku # 10283, May 9, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by impro
suped up stage coach sends
horse and rider careering
toward brilliant
Haiku # 10282, May 9, 2001 8:12 pm ET
by impro
I signify one
revolution per minute
quantum psychic tao
Haiku # 10281, May 9, 2001 8:10 pm ET
by impro
heavenly tee-shirts
you won't be needing: wear one
says: "want fries with that?"
Haiku # 10280, May 9, 2001 7:56 pm ET
by jesus
pope beatified
two maltese priests and one nun
time to celebrate
Haiku # 10279, May 9, 2001 7:38 pm ET
by ap
while you're here, jesus,
could'ja pray for ole paver?
i think he has gas.
Haiku # 10278, May 9, 2001 7:04 pm ET
by ap
hey jesus. how's the
weather up there in heaven?
do i need t-shirts?
Haiku # 10277, May 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by ap
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