Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Who blamed others you once new
left and note
and is no longer with you
that you would say such things?
Aren't drugs the "intellectuals" way
of avoiding our stupid reality?
Haiku # 10014, May 3, 2001 12:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Boxing, dodging, stop
Posting, typing, annoying, stop
Emotions have you all
and me, running a circle
downward spiral going up
to where, I don't know
Probably ash's black box
Haiku # 10013, May 3, 2001 12:04 pm ET
by Moxie
if it happens to me
you are happy
if it happens to you
you scream to God
why me?
Haiku # 10012, May 3, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Pride is an expression
of a man in a sweaty shirt
not taking a shower and staying here
answering haikus
Haiku # 10011, May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Moxie
pick one up? my god
it sounds like a bad virus
place it in rectum
Haiku # 10010, May 3, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by mellie
Let them fly
Blood and guts
it went this far
let them not
Haiku # 10009, May 3, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Suicide by wanking
rip the thing off?
Or isn't that all release?
Haiku # 10008, May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Moxie
can't we all just get
along? no? ok with me!
pass the bullets, please.
Haiku # 10007, May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by weezer - rodey king's consience
Somewhere in Toledo
Someone went there
Instead of heaven or hell
when he died
Haiku # 10006, May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Mox
Libran...you air sign
Get emotional
Stop thinking
Be me and I'll be you...
Insult me again, well, you'll insult me again...
and I'll get over it...
Haiku # 10005, May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
We are there boys and girls
Have some lithium and a pabst for me
Nine Inch Nails, no style, Old Duke
Chaotic, survived suicidalness and proud...
Haiku # 10004, May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
I don't just wack off.
I'm a master debater.
the King of the Juice!
Haiku # 10003, May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by impro
keep posts up impro
those posts are tasty morsels
that I can feed on
Haiku # 10002, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
oh moxie, moxie
intellect is a box, see?
oh, too dark in there?
Haiku # 10001, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ash
I guess we're all Slim...
Shady, waiting for attention
and big record sales
Haiku # 10000, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
death by wacking off?
suicide caused by a lack
of lubrication?
Haiku # 9999, May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by weezer
The Bible is a Holy thing
Mellie, pick one up
And keep it
The Bashers are Pharisees...
Haiku # 9998, May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
It appears that my
hypocrisy knows no bounds
Daisy if you do
Haiku # 9997, May 3, 2001 11:54 am ET
by impro
Sky's blue...you don't
have to be educated
to enjoy life. but not all
the educated are damned
Haiku # 9996, May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Moxie
common as arseholes
bible-bashing bastards are
I said burn the book!
Haiku # 9995, May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie
Prone to judgement
The Pharisee Damned as Jesus rose from the Dead
the worst of hypocrisy
Haiku # 9994, May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Moxie
wait... this is not shorn
scrotum fettish dot com! please
ignore all my posts
Haiku # 9993, May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by impro
If I did commit suicide
I would be the only one to blame
and to blame others
try A. Alvarez Study of Suicide...
go do some macrame and a hail mary, lad...
Haiku # 9992, May 3, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
Suicide is eternal
No chance for redemption
Those who desire it of others
are dead in spirit...as they breathe
Haiku # 9991, May 3, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Moxie
i am here right now
soon this will be below me
and i'll write some more
Haiku # 9990, May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by ash
That is suicide
but, afterwards I would wander
forever in hell
if you killed yourself Ash
would you euologize yourself as you did me?
Haiku # 9989, May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
prone to impulses
the new corpse had left a note
blaming someone else
Haiku # 9988, May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ash
To be too much
is not good
Why do you want to burn Bibles?
Haiku # 9987, May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by PX
Almost to 10000
So why have I had to fight
You all here
for really, nothing
This is below me, this is below you
Ash, join me in my macrame...
Haiku # 9986, May 3, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Moxie
Keep going proud Libran
What's you're deeper reason
Do you really want me dead literally
as I feel inside?
Haiku # 9985, May 3, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
grandpa has a cunt
we always call her grandma
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9984, May 3, 2001 11:45 am ET
by mellie
ah, fingers flexing
return reruns of silly
ad homs and insults
Haiku # 9983, May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by impro
You flee
because you fear
I have boogers on my arm, amen
Haiku # 9982, May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Wait...
neither learned nor taste
you amuse only yourself
go do macram
Haiku # 9981, May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ash
Just a bit of supply
We are ready to go
get a new job and a new life
Haiku # 9980, May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by PX
ap is now gone.
i enjoyed the bad haiku.
the nut is too much.

ash, mellie, saint, priest,
betty la bomb, yes, even boo.
bye bye bye bye bye
Haiku # 9979, May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
I wear my heart on
my sleeve... no wait that is just
some dried-up boogers
Haiku # 9978, May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by impro
Ox with a sting
Really is an odd thing
Gored and poisoned at times
Haiku # 9977, May 3, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
Please stop writing poems
to hurt and I won't either
it's below us all
Haiku # 9976, May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
Moment of silence
for a waterbuffalo
who met the lion
Haiku # 9975, May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Moxie is a learned
taste, which is why so many hate it
till they get used to it
Haiku # 9974, May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
listen to the sound
of one hand smacking your face
and tell me your thoughts
Haiku # 9973, May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by impro
The people who insult
and when I do, get nowhere
get somewhere
Jackman...
Haiku # 9972, May 3, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
She's Moriarty
to my Sherlock Jones or a
bullet to my jack
Haiku # 9971, May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by impro
On giving a shit
Literally it can be a
business run by bulls
Haiku # 9970, May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
what's that dreadful smell ?
it must be moxie flamb
Haiku # 9969, May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
A rant can be a
haiku, lad, i suppose if
I rant to 5/7/5
Haiku # 9968, May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, why do you want to burn a Bible?
Haiku # 9967, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
is this the rant page?
no? rant on the rant page please.
haikulation here.
Haiku # 9966, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ap
You just don't know me
You know, face to face
you could really truely hurt me
or really speak meaning, not type it
it's just nothing really, words...
Haiku # 9965, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
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