Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Let them fly
Blood and guts
it went this far
let them not
Haiku # 10009, May 3, 2001 12:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Suicide by wanking
rip the thing off?
Or isn't that all release?
Haiku # 10008, May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Moxie
can't we all just get
along? no? ok with me!
pass the bullets, please.
Haiku # 10007, May 3, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by weezer - rodey king's consience
Somewhere in Toledo
Someone went there
Instead of heaven or hell
when he died
Haiku # 10006, May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Mox
Libran...you air sign
Get emotional
Stop thinking
Be me and I'll be you...
Insult me again, well, you'll insult me again...
and I'll get over it...
Haiku # 10005, May 3, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
We are there boys and girls
Have some lithium and a pabst for me
Nine Inch Nails, no style, Old Duke
Chaotic, survived suicidalness and proud...
Haiku # 10004, May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by Moxie
I don't just wack off.
I'm a master debater.
the King of the Juice!
Haiku # 10003, May 3, 2001 11:57 am ET
by impro
keep posts up impro
those posts are tasty morsels
that I can feed on
Haiku # 10002, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by mellie
oh moxie, moxie
intellect is a box, see?
oh, too dark in there?
Haiku # 10001, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by ash
I guess we're all Slim...
Shady, waiting for attention
and big record sales
Haiku # 10000, May 3, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
death by wacking off?
suicide caused by a lack
of lubrication?
Haiku # 9999, May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by weezer
The Bible is a Holy thing
Mellie, pick one up
And keep it
The Bashers are Pharisees...
Haiku # 9998, May 3, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Moxie
It appears that my
hypocrisy knows no bounds
Daisy if you do
Haiku # 9997, May 3, 2001 11:54 am ET
by impro
Sky's blue...you don't
have to be educated
to enjoy life. but not all
the educated are damned
Haiku # 9996, May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by Moxie
common as arseholes
bible-bashing bastards are
I said burn the book!
Haiku # 9995, May 3, 2001 11:53 am ET
by mellie
Prone to judgement
The Pharisee Damned as Jesus rose from the Dead
the worst of hypocrisy
Haiku # 9994, May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by Moxie
wait... this is not shorn
scrotum fettish dot com! please
ignore all my posts
Haiku # 9993, May 3, 2001 11:52 am ET
by impro
If I did commit suicide
I would be the only one to blame
and to blame others
try A. Alvarez Study of Suicide...
go do some macrame and a hail mary, lad...
Haiku # 9992, May 3, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Moxie
Suicide is eternal
No chance for redemption
Those who desire it of others
are dead in spirit...as they breathe
Haiku # 9991, May 3, 2001 11:50 am ET
by Moxie
i am here right now
soon this will be below me
and i'll write some more
Haiku # 9990, May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by ash
That is suicide
but, afterwards I would wander
forever in hell
if you killed yourself Ash
would you euologize yourself as you did me?
Haiku # 9989, May 3, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Moxie
prone to impulses
the new corpse had left a note
blaming someone else
Haiku # 9988, May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by ash
To be too much
is not good
Why do you want to burn Bibles?
Haiku # 9987, May 3, 2001 11:48 am ET
by PX
Almost to 10000
So why have I had to fight
You all here
for really, nothing
This is below me, this is below you
Ash, join me in my macrame...
Haiku # 9986, May 3, 2001 11:47 am ET
by Moxie
Keep going proud Libran
What's you're deeper reason
Do you really want me dead literally
as I feel inside?
Haiku # 9985, May 3, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Moxie
grandpa has a cunt
we always call her grandma
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 9984, May 3, 2001 11:45 am ET
by mellie
ah, fingers flexing
return reruns of silly
ad homs and insults
Haiku # 9983, May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by impro
You flee
because you fear
I have boogers on my arm, amen
Haiku # 9982, May 3, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Wait...
neither learned nor taste
you amuse only yourself
go do macram
Haiku # 9981, May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by ash
Just a bit of supply
We are ready to go
get a new job and a new life
Haiku # 9980, May 3, 2001 11:43 am ET
by PX
ap is now gone.
i enjoyed the bad haiku.
the nut is too much.

ash, mellie, saint, priest,
betty la bomb, yes, even boo.
bye bye bye bye bye
Haiku # 9979, May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by ap
I wear my heart on
my sleeve... no wait that is just
some dried-up boogers
Haiku # 9978, May 3, 2001 11:42 am ET
by impro
Ox with a sting
Really is an odd thing
Gored and poisoned at times
Haiku # 9977, May 3, 2001 11:41 am ET
by Moxie
Please stop writing poems
to hurt and I won't either
it's below us all
Haiku # 9976, May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by Moxie
Moment of silence
for a waterbuffalo
who met the lion
Haiku # 9975, May 3, 2001 11:40 am ET
by impro
Moxie is a learned
taste, which is why so many hate it
till they get used to it
Haiku # 9974, May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by Moxie
listen to the sound
of one hand smacking your face
and tell me your thoughts
Haiku # 9973, May 3, 2001 11:39 am ET
by impro
The people who insult
and when I do, get nowhere
get somewhere
Jackman...
Haiku # 9972, May 3, 2001 11:38 am ET
by Moxie
She's Moriarty
to my Sherlock Jones or a
bullet to my jack
Haiku # 9971, May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by impro
On giving a shit
Literally it can be a
business run by bulls
Haiku # 9970, May 3, 2001 11:37 am ET
by Moxie
what's that dreadful smell ?
it must be moxie flamb
Haiku # 9969, May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by ash
A rant can be a
haiku, lad, i suppose if
I rant to 5/7/5
Haiku # 9968, May 3, 2001 11:36 am ET
by Moxie
Mellie, why do you want to burn a Bible?
Haiku # 9967, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
is this the rant page?
no? rant on the rant page please.
haikulation here.
Haiku # 9966, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by ap
You just don't know me
You know, face to face
you could really truely hurt me
or really speak meaning, not type it
it's just nothing really, words...
Haiku # 9965, May 3, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Moxie
I think I'm being stalked
by a lion now
and why is ap obcessed with wanking?
is he single
Haiku # 9964, May 3, 2001 11:33 am ET
by Moxie
Thanks, Mox, but if I
gave a shit, you'd be the first
I would give it to.
Haiku # 9963, May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by impro
Insults lead nowhere
But explaining does now see
Here's a Pabst
Haiku # 9962, May 3, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Moxie of gratzi, ash, I'm still batshit
lions do not count
they are prowling for their prey
sometimes they miss too
Haiku # 9961, May 3, 2001 11:31 am ET
by mellie
i do not need form
though the uninformed should know
haiku is haiku
Haiku # 9960, May 3, 2001 11:30 am ET
by ash
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