Involves telling critics
To go stay in the shitpile
And let me out of it
by Moxie of enjoying life...
Why is it you feel
I am whining? Are you jealous?
Maybe... Like live action tv shows,
so much sacrifice to self and money
by Moxie of so...
Whining begets a mugger
but if you are wise
you will relearn how to be human
by Moxie of laughter...
Is it because the writer is on coke?
And what is the sound of one clap, with clap handing?
by Moxie of why does grandma have a cock?
pissing up my leg,
shoving down my throat, whisper
in the cat's anus
by ap
I love a good fight
If you bring it on, then
More drivel will come
by Moxie of walk away?
When the shock dies then
men marry men and girls too
Love in Vermont?
by Moxie of homosexuality
sreaming monkey churl
prudish sissy whining girl
grandma has a cock!
by ap
If you are liberal and true
I still don't understand you
And that is where friction
Produces flames, of inspiration
A cry for help, maybe even poetry
to the untrained eye... If it is trained
then it is still learning
by Moxie of as long as you remain liberal
It has been a good day.
My last poem you didn't understand
Was a reaction to a girl who acted
tactful
Tact must die
by Moxie of perfect hatred, perfect lust
skip crap, rope, stones, school
skip bad haiku. crtiticise.
beg me baby, beg.
by ap
Does not go noticed
And who cares? If we don't then
Like monkeys, you'll do
by Moxie of a cry for help
You see ducks in
Camden... To fucking get
me, you need to see
through my eyes.
by Moxie of let it flow
you gotta skip a
lotta crapa to get to
"9 Valentines" - 9748
by Bart Simpson
killer bees, shark bite
spider venom serpant scale
grandma has a cock
by ap
coiled serpants lurk
sharp tongued dim witted haiku
source of such pleasure
by ap - let's have another go
hard turd drops with spalsh
steam pours off my burning ass
toilet paper rasp
by ap
hot jalapenos
burn me two times baybeee
burn me twice today
by ap
little does he know
I put that little bugger
in his underwear!
by impro
"The toothfairy ain't
brown!" he cried and then went to
find a place to hide
You're a fairy if
you're afraid of a mousie
with a pair of wings
by impro
Toothfairy came to
visit us last night. She looked
a lot like a bat
I grabbed a sheet and
gave her chase while my roommate
cried and wet his pants
by impro
"HAIKU!" God bless you!
"No, it's a poem." Oh, in
that case, God BLESS you!
by impro
Oh, Spiro Agnew
Rearrange your letters and
get 'Grow A Penis'
by impro
I wonder because
when I'm with her I listen
now alone, I talk...
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
i saw a worm one crazy day wriggling on its belly
i looked at it and smiled at it
and squashed it with my wellie
by biggeordie
my magic eight ball
stars, moons, cards, and crazy loons
all say you and me!
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
I am a dummy
sometimes a brilliant diamond
forget, still like me?
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
on my bed with you
you say hi and i reply
don't you love the phone?
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
cussing and wishing
I became tired of the now
so I stopped and changed
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
lovely Beltane Day,
will anyone notice
and love earth mother?
by Miss Everything
petty betty, hm?
ruined by who? was that "you"
collective / lonely?
by boo
inflation limit
al greenspan understands this
economic fart
by ap
wear goggles and gloves
repotting yukkas my god
you could lose an eye
by mellie
It's late and I know
that when I slur and mistype
a British accent
by Betty LeBomb
Tell me that it's true
and me beams will say so too
just because it's you
by Betty LeBomb
If I dial your smile
Would you waste away your while
and run one last mile
by Betty LeBomb
Me not know numbers
Me know Cheetah, monkies, Jane
Me can write haiku
by Tarzan
There once was haiku
At least an attempt or two
Now ruined by you
by Betty LeBomb
Tactics is knowing
what to do if and when there
is something to do.
Strategy, then, is
knowing what to do when there
is nothing to do.
by Quebasa of Krakow
Nine Valentines
9748 - 9740
I can love you now my heart is a SHIELD
by to Matt Groening
Nine Valentines
I can love you now, my heart is a ahiels
my phallus a sar to which you will yeild
"oh, my dear sar!" you say it so weird
I thought that myself; it's not what I've heard!
by to Matt Groening
I offered you love, then I held it back
it came 'round again, an' I was taken aback
to live without, your heart must really be strong
to give it, doubt not, art your arm long?
by to Matt G
let my love's repute precede me
I'll waiter your wants til you need me
my heart on a platter wasn't enough
for your rationalizations: such heady stuff
by to Matt G
never did sissy make such a fuss
pushing my love up a mountain's a bust
but my heart's pounding to roll down over me
'cause dragging me up with it's so unloverly
by to Matt G
it's not many a dog will give up a bone
with a wag of a hope of not being alone
if you don't want it, what'll I do
you'd be heartless to waste such a hardy chew
by to Matt G
"my heart's set on you" would I shut my yap!?
I feel like I'm likely to stumble in my own trap
the bite's too big or the bait's too small
you'll lose a foot freely or not see it at all
by to Matt G
if I wore pajamas covered in hearts
would that restore so many bad starts
would you adore such a desperate pash
please do, else I'm sure to break out in a rash!
by to Matt G
a heart you should seek is a heart you can earn
however, out of your reach; there's a lesson to learn
there may be a trick, as there may be merit
better my heart on a stick, than an edible carrot.
by to Matt G
to waste away, or live love too fast
at least we can say, we'll find peace at last.
if I died for love and you were only plucked;
I hope it's remembered, both lovers are fucked.
by to Matt G
