Bad Haiku
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refashion passion
phoenix rising from the ash
given kiss of life
Haiku # 9179, April 16, 2001 11:08 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 9178, April 16, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Go Directly to
jail, do not pass go, do not
collect two hundred.
Haiku # 9177, April 16, 2001 10:12 am ET
by ? Chance ? of Alexandria
so much is taken
from my paycheck that it hurts
then I pay even more
Haiku # 9176, April 16, 2001 9:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
K - K is for Kat
C - C is for cudos? no?
C is for ..... critic!
Haiku # 9175, April 16, 2001 7:03 am ET
by ap
thirty-five hours' work
but soon they'll let me go home
my resurrection
Haiku # 9174, April 16, 2001 4:02 am ET
by ash
lots of people write
poems with beauty in them
but not human shit
Haiku # 9173, April 16, 2001 1:17 am ET
by Captain Tantalizing
this is one i came up with waaaaay back in high school:

oh no, godzilla!
planes and guns cannot stop him
tokyo's in ruins
Haiku # 9172, April 16, 2001 1:06 am ET
by adam j. kuhn
cudos those who aren't
stuck on the idea this
is bad toilet page
Haiku # 9171, April 16, 2001 12:26 am ET
by boo
"secretly disguised
as Clerk Kunt frights an ever
bending waffle of..."
Haiku # 9170, April 16, 2001 12:25 am ET
by Superduperman of daily planet
first sunday off in
thirty years and I gotta
get up at sunrise!
Haiku # 9169, April 16, 2001 12:19 am ET
by Jesus
Ah, Easter breakfast
pork products, hash browns and eggs
long nap, monster poo
Haiku # 9168, April 15, 2001 11:44 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
in seventh grade class
knew a girl named mariel
her breath stunk. badly.
Haiku # 9167, April 15, 2001 11:34 pm ET
by tracy
bratty kids playing
neighbours mowing tiny lawns
ah, suburbia
Haiku # 9166, April 15, 2001 11:31 pm ET
by tracy
bright platform sandals
imitation leather coats
how we love the mall
Haiku # 9165, April 15, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by tracy
bustling china town
the scent of yakisoba
mingled with soy sauce
Haiku # 9164, April 15, 2001 11:30 pm ET
by tracy
where'd you get this guy?
he's gone mad; will kill us all
oh, he's from texas
Haiku # 9163, April 15, 2001 11:29 pm ET
by tracy
doesn't care about
arsenic in our water
bush sucks dick [cheney]
Haiku # 9162, April 15, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by tracy
she kisses the frog
he becomes a handsome prince
in real life, a toad
Haiku # 9161, April 15, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by tracy
a princess's cry
i will not marry that man
that prince is such a toad
Haiku # 9160, April 15, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by tracy
a psycho killer
i like you, norman bates but
your smile scares me so
Haiku # 9159, April 15, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by tracy
silence of the lambs
hannibal the cannibal
anthony hopkins
Haiku # 9158, April 15, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by tracy
everything's funny
laughing until you are crying
a wee bit tipsy
Haiku # 9157, April 15, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by tracy
foreign jackie chan
doesn't speak english but he
can do crazy stunts
Haiku # 9156, April 15, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by tracy of portland
My heart hurts today.
Love can truly suck beaucoup:
so would life without.
Haiku # 9155, April 15, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by Windsong
old-un "austrailun"
will never believe the world
worth anything else
Haiku # 9154, April 15, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by boo
to replace govt with
hardbombliners they found
a claymore in Brewer...
Haiku # 9153, April 15, 2001 1:49 pm ET
by Moxie of what me worry...
they kidnapped humpty
dumty, colored his shell so he
is in the egg hunt...
Haiku # 9152, April 15, 2001 11:10 am ET
by Moxie of No way man!!!
I O - fish - L - E
R awesome naked 2, not
R - T - fishy - L
Haiku # 9151, April 15, 2001 6:14 am ET
by mellie
A-1 and N-Sync
B-S-B... how 'bout this one?
R-T-fishy-L.
Haiku # 9150, April 15, 2001 5:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
britney spears is awesome
when she's naked should i say
britney spears' *are* awesome?
Haiku # 9149, April 15, 2001 5:05 am ET
by fingerfood of singapore
looking down at pork
sure looks good enough to eat
Mellie's pigging out
Haiku # 9148, April 15, 2001 12:06 am ET
by mellie
ethernet coma
internet anaesthetic
cyber-etherized
Haiku # 9147, April 14, 2001 9:17 pm ET
by mellie
un american
un australian un couth
un fair um uncool
Haiku # 9146, April 14, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by mellie
prison fumes on Earth

awerica is
ugliness for those charged with,
innocently or

legally, being
litterbugs everywhere in
trashed america
Haiku # 9145, April 14, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by unconceding of 'ever find me
lord he has risen
hot buns dripping with butter
high on chocolate
Haiku # 9144, April 14, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by mellie
waiting since Friday
anonymous congress
iron works and stubbs

poet was missing
it's a waterloo ice house
rise up it's sunday
Haiku # 9143, April 14, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by mellie, where were you mate?
Joy in madness found
Life in scared bravery
Sense does not exist
Haiku # 9142, April 14, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Grog of Seattle
dreams can true
though they won't be found in you
Haiku # 9141, April 14, 2001 4:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Take my WASPish nuts
and I'll run to the bank with this
We buried Hitler
Haiku # 9140, April 14, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by Moxie of racism is unamerican
The rich aren't rich, lib...
If they are dead in spirit
and the path to hell
it's quite a yellow
brick road paved with blood
Haiku # 9139, April 14, 2001 4:26 pm ET
by Moxie of Where the heck..?
"poems" from beneath the
white Outhouse (9130-9128)prove
old-american worse that unamerican
Haiku # 9138, April 14, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by boo
posthumously a-
warded vermin are no bet-
ter than their victims?

postumous justice
is a disgrace to all but
the mortal remains.
Haiku # 9137, April 14, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by matusek/squared
I didn't already
know, for it's universally
humorous uncertainty.
Haiku # 9136, April 14, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by Miss Everything
for the future to stand
corrected the richest fools
complete the food chains

eat the rich, serve the
plants, shut your butts, and feed your
brai-ai-ai-ai-ains!
Haiku # 9135, April 14, 2001 2:35 pm ET
by matusek/squared
Emptiness is this
void you fill with hate, or love
Live, damn it or else...
Haiku # 9134, April 14, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Moxie of who else is next?
insert race here to
blame for your own problems?
He died for you so
you don't have this excuse anymore
Haiku # 9133, April 14, 2001 10:18 am ET
by Moxie of submit this you corp...
Don't like Klan talk...
we're all mutts in America
Satan is using you...
Haiku # 9132, April 14, 2001 10:12 am ET
by Moxie of who's Jewish?
I just CAN'T wake up
to bad syllablication!
It ain't fair, I tell yah!

Thursday is Maundy,
Friday is Good - what, pray tell,
is this Saturday??
Haiku # 9131, April 14, 2001 7:47 am ET
by Windsong
good to see
other racists like me
fuck isreal
Haiku # 9130, April 14, 2001 5:02 am ET
by beerman of california
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