so much is taken
from my paycheck that it hurts
then I pay even more

K - K is for Kat
C - C is for cudos? no?
C is for ..... critic!

thirty-five hours' work
but soon they'll let me go home
my resurrection

lots of people write
poems with beauty in them
but not human shit

this is one i came up with waaaaay back in high school:

oh no, godzilla!
planes and guns cannot stop him
tokyo's in ruins

cudos those who aren't
stuck on the idea this
is bad toilet page

"secretly disguised
as Clerk Kunt frights an ever
bending waffle of..."

first sunday off in
thirty years and I gotta
get up at sunrise!

Ah, Easter breakfast
pork products, hash browns and eggs
long nap, monster poo

in seventh grade class
knew a girl named mariel
her breath stunk. badly.

bratty kids playing
neighbours mowing tiny lawns
ah, suburbia

bright platform sandals
imitation leather coats
how we love the mall

bustling china town
the scent of yakisoba
mingled with soy sauce

where'd you get this guy?
he's gone mad; will kill us all
oh, he's from texas

doesn't care about
arsenic in our water
bush sucks dick [cheney]

she kisses the frog
he becomes a handsome prince
in real life, a toad

a princess's cry
i will not marry that man
that prince is such a toad

a psycho killer
i like you, norman bates but
your smile scares me so

silence of the lambs
hannibal the cannibal
anthony hopkins

everything's funny
laughing until you are crying
a wee bit tipsy

foreign jackie chan
doesn't speak english but he
can do crazy stunts

My heart hurts today.
Love can truly suck beaucoup:
so would life without.

old-un "austrailun"
will never believe the world
worth anything else

to replace govt with
hardbombliners they found
a claymore in Brewer...

they kidnapped humpty
dumty, colored his shell so he
is in the egg hunt...

I O - fish - L - E
R awesome naked 2, not
R - T - fishy - L

A-1 and N-Sync
B-S-B... how 'bout this one?
R-T-fishy-L.

britney spears is awesome
when she's naked should i say
britney spears' *are* awesome?

looking down at pork
sure looks good enough to eat
Mellie's pigging out

ethernet coma
internet anaesthetic
cyber-etherized

un american
un australian un couth
un fair um uncool

prison fumes on Earth

awerica is
ugliness for those charged with,
innocently or

legally, being
litterbugs everywhere in
trashed america

lord he has risen
hot buns dripping with butter
high on chocolate

waiting since Friday
anonymous congress
iron works and stubbs

poet was missing
it's a waterloo ice house
rise up it's sunday

Joy in madness found
Life in scared bravery
Sense does not exist

dreams can true
though they won't be found in you

Take my WASPish nuts
and I'll run to the bank with this
We buried Hitler

The rich aren't rich, lib...
If they are dead in spirit
and the path to hell
it's quite a yellow
brick road paved with blood

"poems" from beneath the
white Outhouse (9130-9128)prove
old-american worse that unamerican

posthumously a-
warded vermin are no bet-
ter than their victims?

postumous justice
is a disgrace to all but
the mortal remains.

I didn't already
know, for it's universally
humorous uncertainty.

for the future to stand
corrected the richest fools
complete the food chains

eat the rich, serve the
plants, shut your butts, and feed your
brai-ai-ai-ai-ains!

Emptiness is this
void you fill with hate, or love
Live, damn it or else...

insert race here to
blame for your own problems?
He died for you so
you don't have this excuse anymore

Don't like Klan talk...
we're all mutts in America
Satan is using you...

I just CAN'T wake up
to bad syllablication!
It ain't fair, I tell yah!

Thursday is Maundy,
Friday is Good - what, pray tell,
is this Saturday??

good to see
other racists like me
fuck isreal

This is getting boring
Wrong number of syllables
Who Cares? So Sue me

This Haiku is bad
Yes it's just that horrible
Stop reading it now

I am sleepy now
My Head falls onto keyboard
I should get some sleep