Job interview day
It’s my second interview
I hope I get it!!
by Cyan of SLEX and not a bot
It must be Putin.
The one thing he fears: haiku.
That's why all the spam.
by Volodimir Zerensky of Some Country Over There Left of USSR
This site is garbage
It's just idiots and spam
Zero of five stars
by Internet Reviews
I do not expect
Everything to be haiku
Just put effort in
by Death to the Infidels of Bad Haiku
Why are they spamming?
Is there an explanation?
Do bots hate haiku?
by Basho-bot of AI is Irrelevant
Going for a walk
on strong hallucinogens
can be refreshing...
by But you might get Hospitalized of Long Term
Going on a walk
Not trying to find myself
Just bored in the house
by Cyan of SLTX
Modern poetics
is a stinking filthy shit.
Esthetics are dead.
by Think Upon This of Stench
All the bots are doomed.
GOD almighty is in charge.
Sorry for the damned...
by Algorithms Will BURN in HELL
With Diana Ross,
ALL (all) things are possible . . .
Therefore, do not fear.
by Victory Over A.I. is IMMINENT of Big Tech Going Down
Thanks for your support
It is quite annoying though
Dealing with these bots
by Cyan of SLTX
I am with Cyan.
Either haiku or fuck off.
This is serious.
by Serious of Tuna Fish
No more, haiku bots!
Please stick to the prescribed list:
Five then seven five
by Cyan of SLTX
Eleven foot 8
The height of the famous bridge
Just add 8 inches
by Cyan of SLTX
berita olahraga
by Howardmek of Burma
Some people haiku,
while others snort Fentanyl.
But praying is best.
by Not a 6-winged Seraph of God's Holy Throne
Some people are dumb
Some people, like me, are smart
Most are in between
by Cyan of SLTX
Paraphrase like this:
"Whatever the fuck I say."
See? That was easy.
by Facilitator of Hermeneutics
And how it to paraphrase?
by HectorCax of Costa Rica
Rumbling and tumbling
tea cup flies, bum over dumb
a hot dizzy poot!
by Betty LeBomb of Local Tea Shop
I'm a headset nut
virtual reality
sure bass boosts my butt
by Betty LeBomb of Metaverse
So many adverts
There’s so much excess in life
Pro-simplicity
by Cyan of SLTX (former home of the penis cat)
Zero, one, two, three.
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ten, eleven, twelve.
by DAVE HANDELSMAN of Cary, NC
Wrong accusations
You know that I’m sensitive
And I’m not a bot
by Cyan of SLTX
I may be a Chad
But I also beat bullies,
Behead pedophiles
by Chad Haiku of this is good
Cyan, you ought to
Re-program your algorithm
Since you are a bot...
by Cyan is a Sad Software Program of Windows 13
Waking up tonight
I’m tired of the nonsense
Wanna be happy
by Cyan of SLTx
A big love to my family and friends. Even the creepy ones like Shawn... kidding!... well... a little creepy.
by Taking effect. Bye of Proud of my monsters! LOVE !
Look up redundant.
It says to see redundant.
Who was it said that?
by Anonymous Poet
Space Cowboy Lady
The Skeeters don’t exist now
Astros gobbled them
by Cyan of SLTX
Im a man and i
have no exes, Only weird
memories of them
by lots of doggy dog worlds
Everyone fucks up
I should be eating breakfast
But im too stupid
Anyway
Are you trans now?
Is it secret or real?
I always knew
by lots of language
Im too stupid to be letting myself gind patterns in shit stains. I might just go crazy
by norton hears a poo of not TX
How did u
Know i had a shitty
Dream last night
by googoo gabber of Man Land
Hello beautiful!
Did you sleep okay last night?
#Dream Reality
by Cyan of SLTX
Haiku will revive.
And then go forth and CONQUER.
Submit. Surrender.
by Haiku Imperialism of Patriarchal Authoritarianism
Nasty ramen girl
No powder, no meat, no food
Just a soggy meal
by Cyan of SLTX
Haiku must expand.
Haiku must conquer the world.
And you will submit.
by Submission to Haiku of Drinking
Yes, I declare WAR.
I will fight Data-driven.
Fight it unto death.
by So Join or Die of 13 Colonies
Mauritius is hell.
But it is also heaven:
blue ocean, white sand.
by Get Stuffed and Die of Data from Dada
I don’t want to talk
I mean, I do, I just can’t
Undo this squiggle
by Cyan of SLTX
Those Detroit rock stars
Became doddering old men.
It's sad but funny.
by MC5 of Jumping Around and Shrieking
It’s Mrs. Dash, here
Sodium alternative
For your knob kabob
by Noticer of pants hibachi
It’s Mrs. Dash, here
Sodium alternative
For your knob kabob
by Noticer of pants hibachi
Good morning to y'all!
I'm still at this boring job
I want to do more
by Cyan of SLTX
New York Time Gamers
Spelling bee and Wordle girls
I should get a life
by Cyan of SLTX
The Badgers remove
Your penis, barbecue it
Force you to eat it
by UNSEASONED
The Battle Badgers
Assemble into one huge
Badger, stare at you
by What now, fucker?
100 battle
Hardened badgers will
Remove your penis
by First they'll distract you, then they'll rip your cock off
A Battalion of
Battle Badgers charge at you,
Tear off your penis
You howl in pain
Wishing you hadn't fucked with
Badgers, Bad Haiku
by This is the penalty for shitposting on www.badhaiku.com of Don't do the crime if you can't do the, uh... penis removal by badger
